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Hello bisexual community

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If anyone was wondering if the Duolingo ai is really that bad ...

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Between Elend ‘I’m joining a religion that partially reveres my wife’ Venture and Dalinar let’s get married before GOD’ Kholin I am becoming fully convinced that Brandon Sanderson LOVES women. One of these rare men that are not only attracted to us, but actually adores and appreciates the women in his life. At least that comes across not just in the female characters he writes, but especially in his male characters attitude towards women. 10/10, thank you Bran San

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Younger sib antics

Based from my experience with my younger sis — she shoves food in my mouth and glares at me for no reason from time to time

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jasnah: personally, i cannot think of anything more terrifying than being stripped of my autonomy and married off without my consent, but my ward's red flag radar seems to be irrevocably broken, so i may as well set her up with the friendliest man i can find.

shallan: jasnah sold me to one direction?? SO EXCITING!

adolin: oh thank the almighty i don't have to bother with figuring out how romance works anymore

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wit: imagine a world where not everything is out to fucking kill you

kaladin: sounds like a shithole :/

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Shallan gets a computer, learns to 3D model, resulting in Patten having a body that's even trippier than the one he already has.

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the way of kings is great because you have the pretty classic fantasy story of a backwater boy with magic powers he doesn't understand and a tragic backstory being mentored by an older man who knows what he's doing, except they're both women, and they both kind of suck

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they’re so fucking annoying someone help him

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Rate my new setup

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being as it is the domain of women, it is plausible that alethi lighteyes society has its own open secret lesbian culture which operates primarily through academia, particularly tutor/ward dynamics. being as she is way too ace for this shit, the real reason that jasnah kholin kept rejecting young women who wanted to become her ward is that she was fed up with them developing crushes on her. she gave shallan davar a chance, due to her persistence and obvious intelligence, however the poor girl is yet another in a long line of young women with hopeless crushes on the princess of alethkar. time to fob her off onto adolin before things get out of hand.

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I always imagine Adolin looking like a Disney prince

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I love how Jasnah and shallan are sisters in law and this is never acknowledged.

I like to imagine shallan, during her time being annoyed at her warship with Jasnah was like “technically we’re sisters so you shouldn’t be able to tell me what to do” and Jasnah is like “Yeah because I would never try to tell elhokar what to do, that would be crazy”

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The current state of the cosmere fandom

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“You can’t taste a memory without tainting it with who you have become.”

Hoid stop being insufferably insightful for one godforsaken moment.