shinysharks
shinysharks
I don't know what I'm doing
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shinysharks · 4 days ago
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A fun but admittedly petty thing I do is when I see a post on social media where someone is saying “God bless Trump!! Pray for Trump!!”and suchlike, I comment, “Amen! Psalm 109:8-17!” And depending on the platform I’ll get likes/hearts/prayer hands emojis etc. but I’ve been doing this for months and so far no one has actually read the verse, I don’t think. Lol.
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shinysharks · 4 days ago
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AUGUST IS OVER??????
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shinysharks · 4 days ago
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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
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shinysharks · 4 days ago
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A reminder
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shinysharks · 4 days ago
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We are alienating the worker from the product on levels never before seen
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Had to unfollow this one person on here cause they just would not stop making posts about how transfems on e getting periods is just made up symptoms and like, I don't have definitive proof I only have my and others experience but like how do you, as someone who is not on e, who has access to the same amount of studies looking into this with decent sample sizes as I do (none), feel so confident to say it's all just placebo and made up ? What makes you so confident ? Cause I gotta say after almost two years of nearly right on the dot once a month suddenly feeling nausea all week, taking the most unbelievable shits, feeling all my organs cramp, and having mood swings out the ass which always just so happens to line up with when the two people with uteruses in my house also get their periods, I feel like I have more data to work off of than you do
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shinysharks · 4 days ago
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shinysharks · 9 days ago
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The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.
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Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.
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shinysharks · 9 days ago
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Rabbit Core I
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shinysharks · 9 days ago
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Hey girl is that a knife that just fell through a hole in your pocket down your pant leg or is your penis very sharp and by your ankle
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shinysharks · 10 days ago
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there's a funny little guy out there
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shinysharks · 10 days ago
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i just know that eugene and nick are having the realest discussions behind the scenes of the latest issue
audio from the basement yard podcast
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shinysharks · 11 days ago
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shinysharks · 11 days ago
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"It couldn't be solved by any amount of money" could include both things like "life-changing grief" and "I have so many dogs to pet and only two hands." Opposite ends of the "problem" spectrum, but neither can be solved by money.
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shinysharks · 11 days ago
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The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:
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Bonus:
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