shinzou-wo-sus-sageyo

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put a penis in your ear.... and Fuck what you heard

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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked grok" well I asked Erwin Smith and he said I should overthrow the government

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"society if" meme but it says "society if no regrets was a full series or at least a miniseries with more time to worldbuild underground, develop furlan & isabel as characters, show them and levi getting up to gang shit, etc."

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on usefulness. on becoming both the blade and the lamb

tumblr user @/divorcefemme // Anaïs Nin // tumblr user @/willowcrowned // Mitski, “I Don’t Smoke” // Lilith Kerr, "bite back" (from unloving the knife)

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i think modern AU levi would own a car that is technically a shitty cheap old car but he takes meticulous care of it. and puts a lot of bumper stickers on it that say shit like "honk if you want MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!" and "my driving scares me too" etc.

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they're all on their way to scout hq, erwin's probably yapping and yapping the whole time saying shit like "the survey corps is a political necessity in a walled society" and meanwhile levi, furlan, and isabel are all just like

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man, do yall think levi must have had the worst hedaches for so long after going aboveground

like wow it's so sentimentally significant to see the sun after 26 years underground but on the other hand. That Thang Is Bright 😫

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i've already said i wish isabel got to interact with hange so now i must also say i wish furlan got to interact with moblit. they can get drunk and yap at each other about how unhinged hange, levi, & isabel are

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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erwin smith 🤝 furlan church: watching levi do unhinged violent stuff and going "oh my god i can't not fuck this guy"

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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given how much kinks and fetishes are influenced by society do you think vore, macro/micro, and feet are more (or less?) common on paradis island compared to most irl societies

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Shout out to characters who want to be used. Shout out to characters who are so desperate to be worth something that they'll endure anything. Shout out to characters who build their entire self worth around being useful, being a tool. Shout out to characters who don't care how they are treated, as long as someone pays them any attention at all

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eruri + text posts

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i really want levi, furlan, & isabel to carry these fucking thangs

these were invented in 1869 and widely used by french gangsters of the era. paradis in 845 doesn't seem to be quite there yet, but then again, no such thing as anachronism or historical "accuracy" when it's a fictional setting vaguely inspired by a time period and not The Actual Time Period

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At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.