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i swear those dumbass buzzfeed novelty recipes to “impress” your friends w godawful jalapeno-popper-chicken-lollipop-spaghetti-chilaquiles hybrids are this decade’s equivalent to those 50s recipes for jellied mackerel served in its moulded form on a bed of lettuce w orange slices and ketchup to decorate.

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(via The misguided hatred towards immigrants)

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I thought I was finally ready to play this story without too many feels...nope was not prepared enough.

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I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

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Oops I accidentally had a photoshoot instead of playing through the story

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Reverse paleo diet: only eat things with 10+ ingredients cave men never tasted so you can truly appreciate how far society has come.

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I’ve taken so many screenshots of Aurene but this is my favorite.

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“I have been a healer in the Sunspears for over a decade. But maybe you are right, I am not your usual doctor,” Ashirat placed the medical supplies over the table. “I do have a whip, and a *very* sharp sword. So, if you believe I am indeed an assassin, you will have to content yourself with one of our medics-in-training.”

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Gal Gadot kisses Kate Mckinnon on SNL

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Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

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花布爱上鸟_ on weibo

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With all the crazy stuff the Commander has eaten for hero points I’m actually surprised the Commander didn’t eat Joko

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Used a hair kit and bought Aria some new shinies :D