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Other stories: this person went to war young, so they're jaded by battle and More Mature than other characters their age because of it

Vinland Saga S2: Thorfinn went to war young, so he doesn't know anything about anything. He's like an overgrown child. He doesn't know anything about relationships or life philosophies. He doesn't know where his food comes from or how to make an honest living. He's never thought about the problems faced by ordinary people and how they creatively solve them. He's never done anything he can be proud of. He doesn't know how to appreciate anything worth appreciating in life. And he screams in his sleep. Because war doesn't make you cool, it leaves you broken.

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addiction prompts

the lying. the constant lying

being manipulative to get away with using

mood swings

aggressive outbursts

the sickness when they haven't used for a bit

chasing that first high

increasingly dangerous behaviours and disregarding their own safety

spending all their money on their fix

ruining relationships

pawning off possessions

using more and more each time

switching to cheaper and likely more dangerous and less regulated substances

hallucinations

drinking

smoking

taking pills

snorting

shooting up

driving while high

overdosing

being revived with narcan

going to rehab

withdrawals

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[sips coffee]

You think the reason why Demon Dean wasn't shown with Cas until they had him restrained was because he would be way too horny for Cas, and even Demon Dean knows not to touch THAT while he's wild and free

I think about that sometimes

I think he would've been too unhinged

Anyways I had iced coffee last night, tasted like ass

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Imma be real. The only reason I don't see Dean ever being a father to Jack or Claire is cause I don't think he has the patience for it

Like, yeah, he took care of Sam, but he did it as an older brother. He parented Sam as a brother who knew no one else would step up and give Sam a childhood he wished someone would give him

I don't think he even parented Ben when he was with Lisa. Pretty sure he acted like Ben's mother's boyfriend, who they live with, that Ben can brag about to his friends

What I'm saying is

Dean isn't the father who stepped up

He's the cool uncle who was there to catch people when they have no safety net. He's there when you need him, but don't expect him to wanna be called Dad or hang out 24/7

Dean is Grunkle Stan

thank you for coming to my TED Talk

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I’m not saying ask me out I’m just pissing it into the snow on your front lawn

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“It’s just a TV show” maybe to you. I absorbed it into my soul though.

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i see your "traumatized character finally getting a good night's sleep in their loved one's arms" and i raise you "traumatized character freaking the fuck out when they wake up in their loved one's arms because why are they restrained why is someone else in their bed where are they and now their loved one has to comfort them"

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I FINISHED EDITINGGGGG HIWTHI IS COMING 🎉🌟🎉🌟

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my dog that was drownned at 5 weeks because he keeps biting the hand that feeds him placed in a bag with three bricks thrown into the river yet somehow survived and now he’s come back to the farm for food because it’s all he knows (he’s going to kill every hen in the henhouse)

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Morning After 💫

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omegaverse themed heavy metal band called slickknot

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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

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listen...listen...castiel is a war machine, a hurricane, an eldritch horror, crammed into a dorky little guy costume. i LOVE castiel the war machine. i LOVE castiel being bamf and smiting demons and kicking ass and i LOVE him as the sword and the shield in every battle

but listen...i also need him to be small and pathetic sometimes. i need someone else to protect him and love him and strong-arm and/or possibly manipulate him into resting out of love - he's still a bad ass, he can still kick ass and rip heads off shoulders and burn out eyeballs - but like he just needs to be wrapped in a blanket and kissed on the forhead and admit he likes it sometimes too and if time permitting he can get ploughed into a mattress then -

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You’re an idiot, by the way.

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No one wants to fuck Dean Winchester more than Misha

Prove me wrong

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No one wants to fuck Dean Winchester more than Misha

Prove me wrong

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whenever you can, pls more spideypool, it’s so dry and I need to get fed </3

here you go man <3