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whoop i remembered my email

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The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse:

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Wizard: “What do you mean you’re out of cure spells?!” Cleric: “You heard me! I’m out!” Wizard: “Can’t you spontaneously cast them?” Cleric: “No, I can only spontaneously cast fire spells.” Wizard: “What the fuck.” Cleric: “Will a fire help right now?” Wizard: “NO.” Cleric: “Fire can be healing and cleansing!” Wizard: “DON’T SET ANYTHING ON FIRE!”

The cleric huffs and proceeds to summon fire anyways, much to the wizards distress. She then heats her dagger and sticks it against the wounded party member, cauterizing the wound, doing the same to everyone so no one is bleeding out.

Wizard: “…I can’t believe that worked.” Cleric: “SEE?! HEALING AND CLEANSING.” Fighter: “What about those people you scorched with fireball a little while back?” Cleric: “…I cleansed and healed the world of their evil presence.”

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not sure why i thought of them when i first saw this post…

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Friendship ended with VALENTINE Now HOT PANTS is my best friend

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a comic

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if the jojos had tumblr:

jonathan: default theme, titled "PLUCK"; inspirational quotes

joseph: memes, comic books, and smartass replies to text posts

jotaro: dolphins

josuke: 1950s aesthetic, arctic monkeys gifs, angry responses to anons insulting his hair

giorno: fashion pics with the occasional social justice post

jolyne: angry rants about dad, oitnb fandom posts

johnny: horses, reblogs gyro's selfies

gappy: seapunk aesthetic, questions about his 4 balls

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Those feels…

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Valentine: There is not a speck of hesitation in my heart or my actions! All that I do, I do for justice! 

 Dio:

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why is he dead!! draw your muse’s reaction/triumph over killing him

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Me in 2008: “Real vampires don’t sparkle >:((((((”

my gay ass now: 

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the getaway

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GET WRECKED

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Thank you @edgeworthsneckscarf for your submission!