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HMM HMM I'm thinking 💐 and 🔑 for the ask game they seem like they have silly potential

and right you are!!!

🔑 - which one of you locks themselves out of the house more often?

so this is one of those instances where it becomes blatantly apparent who has adhd (me) and who doesn’t (casper). he doesn’t take very many things out with him and pretty much always knows where they are, especially cause he doesn’t move his belongings all the time like a certain someone (me again). luckily, he’s there to help me with those kinds of things. let’s just say there have been several times when he wasn’t home where i called him in a panic because i thought i locked myself out of the apartment and he calmly pointed out that i did, in fact, have my keys with me.

💐 - do you have a garden? what does it look like? do you instead keep flowers in your home? what kind?

we have a heck of a lot of plants, or at least as many as we can fit into a studio apartment. we hope to get a garden one day once i get enough money to move into a house, but for now we’ll settle for taking trips to the park or greenhouses to get our healthy dose of flower sightseeing. for now, we have a lot of ferns and succulents and such, but we’ve been doing our research so we’ll be ready when the opportunity comes to expand :D

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ok this is closed while i work up the energy to do more requests!! thanks everyone!!

REBLOG GAME!

STATUS: CLOSED (check the original post for updates)

hi!! thank you all SO much for 100 followers!! to celebrate, i’m doing my first ever reblog game!! hope you all like it!

send a picture of your f/o (or s/i if you want) and i’ll give them a celestial object!

here’s a general guide of what you may expect to get:

i’ll go first: for casper, he gets a supermassive black hole!

as always, pro.ship and adjacent dni

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my heart goes out to aroace self shippers! the ones with a bunch of romantic f/os because thats what theyre comfortable with! the ones with just familial and platonic f/os. the ones who have a bunch of qpp f/os. all of my fellow aroace self shippers who are aroace spec. the ones who feel far more comfortable with selfshipping than with irl relationships. a reminder to keep doing what youre doing. youre forever cherished and never let anyone tell you otherwise

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Hiii :3 here to ask about 🥧, 🛀, and 🛏 for the ask game

hiii!!! tysm!!!

🥧: have you and your f/o tried to bake something together? how did it go? what did you make?

so me and casper have baked together!! if i’m being honest i don’t really care for baking that much (i am shot 57 times in the chest) BUT he said a long time ago he had never tried cookies before. because i know that he LOVES chocolate and my favorite cookies are chocolate chip??? i was not gonna let that slide. so i decided that i was gonna try to bake for his sake. we did it together, so even though we both had no idea what we were doing it was still fun and nothing ended up exploding (thanks to me) so :)))

🛀: do you and your f/o take baths together? do you have a favorite bath salt or soap to use when you do?

we DO take baths together heehee :)) we don’t do it a lot because we’re busy but sometimes we do spa days, especially if we’ve been stressed recently, and this is always a go-to :D we always make sure to stock up on everything at lush and, for my childish heart, anything that makes a lot of bubbles :)

🛌: do you and your f/o sleep in the same bed? if you do, do you have a favorite and least favorite thing about sleeping together?

we DO sleep in the same bed and i love it so much that i can’t imagine not doing it. snuggling up against him, sleepy kisses, being woken up with kisses, waking up before him and getting to watch him sleep like AHHHH there’s so many good things i can’t pick a favorite. as for least favorite… i am a serial night sweater so i can get really hot sometimes especially with someone else there. butttt it’s him so it’s not as bad :)

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F/O: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!

F/O: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*

F/O: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

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domestic life f/o ask game!

🛌 - do you and your f/o sleep in the same bed? if you do, do you have a favorite and least favorite thing about sleeping together?

💐 - do you have a garden? what does it look like? do you instead keep flowers in your home? what kind?

🪺 - what does your dream back/front yard look like?

⛈️ - what do you do when there's bad storms? is there anything you do to comfort each other? or maybe you like to watch the storms?

🧭 - what's your ideal travel spot? if you could own a vacation home with your f/o, where would your home be?

🎂 - do you have any special birthday celebrations you partake in every year?

🎇 - do you and your f/o have a favorite holiday to celebrate together? what is it? do you have different holidays you like celebrating?

🔑 - which one of you locks themselves out of the house more often?

🛀 - do you and your f/o take baths together? do you have a favorite bath salt or soap to use when you do?

🌡️ - when you or your f/o gets sick, do you take care of each other? what do you do?

☃️ - in the winter time, is there anything fun you two do together? make snowmen, snow angels, bake holiday treats?

🥧 - have you and your f/o tried to bake something together? how did it go? what did you make?

🃏 - if you and your f/o were to be snowed in for several days with no power, what would you two do to keep away boredom?

🎬 - is there a go to movie that you and your f/o watch on a movie night? do they have a favorite? who picks the movies?

🕯️ - do you keep candles in your home? what kinds of candles do you like? what kinds do your f/o like?

(reblog to use :) feel free to send me and anyone you see reblogging this some asks! have a nice day :D)

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Your eyes wander up and down on your F/O’s face. It is unintentional and your gaze cannot help it.

Where do you focus on? Eyes, lips or even the nose? Perhaps your gaze keeps constantly wandering around without much of a focus.

Does your F/O notice? If so, do they point it out? Maybe they even tease you about it, pointing it out in their own way. Or do they keep silent until you notice yourself and become flustered?

Then again, how can you help it with your F/O around? Admiring them is just way too tempting.

Proship / Comship / Darkship do not interact please!

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heehee i did it….

“see, sunshine? i told you i look good in everything.” <3

imagine your f/o in this <3 (or alternatively you in this and see how your f/o reacts hehe)

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ok guys i caved. expect me to be hornier on main now

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men get hornier now!!!!!!!!! open your legs!!!!! whine and whimper LOUDER!!!!!!!! and for the love of god get HARD while KISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Inexperienced f/o who wants to learn how to kiss so you guys kiss a lot for ‘practice’

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your f/o finds you so, so attractive. in fact, you're the most attractive person ever in their eyes. no one has your beauty and no one is you. how could anyone not be enchanted by you? you are magic itself, you who were crafted so delicately by the hands of fate. you.

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I need my f/o to flirt with me. I need my f/o to tell me I'm cute and pretty and hot. I need their hands snaking around my waist and them grabbing at me playfully because they want me. Little kisses on my neck and loving stares because they like to look at me.

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your hands fit in mine so perfectly, I wonder if I was made to match you

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you know how sunflowers turn to follow the sun? to feel the warmth bless their faces? that’s how I feel around you, I can’t take my eyes off you, can’t look away from the way you shine

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Imagine the way your f/o gazes at you. How do they look at you when you're not noticing? How does their expression look like?

One thing for sure is the unconditional love in their eyes. It's so...powerful. You can easily feel it. There's no words needed. All it takes is one look and all has been said.

What do they say once you catch them staring? Do they play it off? Or are they open and honest about it? It doesn't matter because you caught them and it's apparent that they are absolutely smitten with you. You two could literally be months or years into a relationship and they wouldn't tire of the sight of you. They'll always find something new about your face and expression that'll fascinate them.