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guys..... I'm re-entering my klance era...... and I redrew this old comic to start us off <3

more thoughts under the cut ⬇️

april fools

jesus christ can you imagine 🚬

I had fun redrawing this though! cool to see the improvement 🤭

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cas: we’re not mad, we’re disappointed

dean: no, we’re mad

cas: right. we’re mad. livid. but, we’re gonna let this one slide

dean: what?! no we’re not!

cas: i’m not a mind reader, dean!

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Lance: you read my diary?!

Pidge: in my defense, I didn’t know it was your diary at first. I thought it was a sad, handwritten book

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dean: there’s only one thing worse than dying

dean: *rips paper off to reveal the words ‘sammy dying’* BOOM

sam, nodding: me

dean: NO

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sam: can we order takeout?

dean: what did cas say?

sam: he said no

dean: then why are you asking me?

sam: ‘cause he’s not the boss of you

dean, internally: this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap—

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Keith: I cut my finger

Lance: oh no! Want me to kiss it better?

Keith: does that work?

Lance: well, my mom always used to do it for me

Keith: and… you’ll do that for any other injuries I might acquire?

Lance: uh, sure

*later*

Keith: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Pidge, immediately: okay

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Lance: Keith is like a candle to me

Hunk: awww because he’s the light of your life?

Lance: no, uh, because I wanna blow him

Hunk:

Lance:

Lance: yours is so much nicer, I feel really bad

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Lance: you know what strength is? Forgiving a person that wasn’t even sorry

Keith: not to be dramatic, but I’d literally rather die

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Krolia: I mean, you’re like a son to me

Keith: I don’t mean to scare you, but I am your son

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Lance: Pidge, tell Keith he’s a fucking idiot and I’m not talking to him ever again

Pidge: tell him yourself

Lance: I can’t, we’re in a fight

Pidge: ... you’re sitting on his lap?

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Keith, looking fondly to a sleeping Lance: God, I love you

Lance, waking up: did you just say ‘I love you’?

Keith, sweating: I said ‘fuck you’, go back to sleep

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Lance: *walks into a door*

Keith: he’s so stupid. I can’t believe I’m gonna kiss him

Pidge: well you don’t have to

Keith: no I’m gonna

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Allura: Lotor is in trouble!

Lance: alright. struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest

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Shiro, teaching Keith how to drive: okay, you’re driving when, suddenly, Lance and Allura walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Keith: hmmm. I’m thinking Allura, I don’t think I could ever hurt Lance

Shiro:

Shiro: the brakes, Keith. You hit the brakes.

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Hunk: Keith, fuck marry kill: Lance, Allura and Pidge

Keith: kill Allura, kill Pidge and marry Lance

Keith: *looks intensely at Lance*

Lance: oh my god yes

The others:

Pidge: did they just get engaged...?

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Lance: well, it’s just that Keith wants me to—

Pidge: hey hey hey! Is your boyfriend the boss of you?

Lance: ...no

Pidge: who’s the boss of you?

Lance: ...you?

Pidge: damn right

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Hunk: Keith, don’t do this

Keith: and how do you plan on stopping me?

Hunk: I’m going to call Lance

Keith:

Keith, softly: you sick bastard