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jigsaw said that he’s helping people by trapping them and so i asked how many people he’s helped and he said that every time someone dies he just kidnaps a new ungrateful person so i said it sounds like you’re just killing unhappy people and billy the puppet started crying

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me, struggling in my trap: this is because i’m gay, isn’t it?

jigsaw, pausing the timer: what? hold on, what? we don’t do that. this has nothing to do with you being gay. this is because you flaked on your friends when you were depressed. we’re not bigots.

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credit where credit is due, this is the original joke. i’ve already blindfolded myself and am in a darkened parking lot, i trust that someone in a pig mask will pick me up soon.

oh my god i hope it's not weird to say this but that interaction actually snapped me out of an actively worsening depressive episode i'd like to thank mod amanda and the bisexual runner from tf2

first time a saw trap has ever actually helped anyone

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reverse saw trap where you have to glue on a new body part

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oh my god i hope it's not weird to say this but that interaction actually snapped me out of an actively worsening depressive episode i'd like to thank mod amanda and the bisexual runner from tf2

first time a saw trap has ever actually helped anyone

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hi scout tf2 you seem to be questioning too so I’m tossing you into this one with josh

Hello, Josh. You have been struggling to acknowledge your sexuality. Before you is a speaker playing Macklemore’s “Same Love” on loop. It will keep playing until you accept yourself. Good luck and congratulations.

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sorry? did i accidentally tf2 post?

Hello, Josh. You have been struggling to acknowledge your sexuality. Before you is a speaker playing Macklemore’s “Same Love” on loop. It will keep playing until you accept yourself. Good luck and congratulations.

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Hello, Josh. You have been struggling to acknowledge your sexuality. Before you is a speaker playing Macklemore’s “Same Love” on loop. It will keep playing until you accept yourself. Good luck and congratulations.

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Hello there, fan of (Insert NFL Team here). I want to play a game. Either say something nice about your division rivals, or shoot yourself in the c......I was going to say calf, not crotch. I hate the Dolphins too, but really?

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john would have some bullshit explanation about how he only does those things to help people while adam does them to hurt people that you realize makes absolutely no sense the minute he’s done talking

jigsaw's reasons for putting adam in that trap on the first saw movie are so funny to me. 'how dare he stay in the shadows and stalk people and take pictures of them without their consent and gather information about them for a living!! 😡🤬😡🤬' <- guy who stays in the shadows and stalks people and takes pictures of them without their consent and gathers information about them because he wants to

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still think it’s very funny that there’s a saw movie where the solution to all of the traps is the power of friendship. that sounds like a joke i’d make on here. but it’s real. and it’s really good.

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bringing jigsaw to my therapy appointment and having a heart to heart about how i feel like he doesn’t appreciate my friendship

hanging out with my buddy jigsaw and my shitty ex texts me some shit like, “hey, how are you doing?” jigsaw’s looking at me all expectant and it’s like no, man, i get that you brought a reverse bear trap in your trunk, but I don’t want to mop up viscera on a perfectly good saturday night when we could be crushing brews and watching a shitty movie, and anyway you bring that everywhere you go so i feel like you’re just looking for an excuse to use it, which is really making me feel like you don’t appreciate my time. anyone get me?

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hanging out with my buddy jigsaw and my shitty ex texts me some shit like, “hey, how are you doing?” jigsaw’s looking at me all expectant and it’s like no, man, i get that you brought a reverse bear trap in your trunk, but I don’t want to mop up viscera on a perfectly good saturday night when we could be crushing brews and watching a shitty movie, and anyway you bring that everywhere you go so i feel like you’re just looking for an excuse to use it, which is really making me feel like you don’t appreciate my time. anyone get me?

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when i was a teacher at an elementary school i was walking back to my classroom, when a fourth grade girl who was on her way to the bathroom said hi to me, and asked me what my favorite horror movie was. i said saw, thinking she’d heard of it but hadn’t seen it. she said excitedly that she loved saw, and talked about it and the shining for a little while. and then she said “but my parents won’t let me watch five nights at freddy’s.” i said, “your parents let you watch saw but not five nights at freddy’s?” and she said, “oh they don’t know i’ve seen saw. bye!” anyway that’s the most i’ve ever understood john kramer’s desire to take apprentices.

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any thoughts on mr. beast? i've haven't watched his videos, but every clip i have seen (against my will) has seemed like a capitalist saw trap marketed to kids. do you think he has jigsaw potential?

I think he's 100% the closest thing we have to a modern day jigsaw lmao.

-Mod Sam

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Hello dear Ao3 reader. You will not be physically harmed. But instead you will be required to read the most heinous tags from your last ten read fanfics to your coworkers. This includes Janet from accounting.

May the odds be in your favor..

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Not to be too nosy but what happened to that date where they knew of this tumblr page and was like “omg I’m like super in love with you???” iirc

weird three month situationship which he then broke off without much of an explanation. saw him last week for the first time since he broke up with me and it was strange! but i'm still confident i can find love through this blog. i have to. i have to.