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Not vixla, but it belongs here. Guest staring @eddiediaz-defender and @effywatchesthings

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When your dead grandma’s birthday is two days before Christmas

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When your wife bullies you so this is your comeback

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🎵does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes🎵

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Vixxy: i would call charles esten daddy but id also call him daddy yknow

Me: i think you should call your therapist instead

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Me: *telling my wife how gay Deadpool and Wolverine was*

@teelagurl558, who has not seen it and probably won’t because I am the marvel whore in this relationship: that’s nice dear

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“Having met your mom i think the only thing you got from your dad was autism” —my wife, 2024

…did she have to read me that hard tho

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“You peer review diagnosed me with gay” - @teelagurl558

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“It’s your autism hot wheels collection” - @teelagurl558

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Back by unpopular demand, me

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YOU GET A BOOP AND YOU GET A BOOP EVERYONE GETS A BOOP

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Someone come get me my wife is putting me up for adoption

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Today on English is hard and words are dumb

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✨No context✨

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I’m fine

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Damn apple tell us how you really feel about Aaron Hotchner