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God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.
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me and btw my pouuches are full of metal shavings and if you upset me i throw them at you
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loved being like 12 years old and making an OC and saying “yeah they’re a hardened criminal. they’re deeply involved in crime. they’re in a gang” and then never elaborating on that because i didn’t know how crime worked. this is still my approach
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"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"
- the alien from Alien (1979)
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Lil Nas X does what people think Harry Styles does
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May I ask how horn shaping / trimming works?
Absolutely!!! Here's some of my tips and wisdom.
Sorry this post is pretty long! But I hope it helps!! Good luck ^^
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All ten of my followers are actually hostages I have tied up in an abandoned grain silo & am monologuing to
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hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean
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absolutely fascinated by this raw pixels on an emulator vs how the game was actually supposed to look on old tvs twitter

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CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY
that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.
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