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isnt that like a compliment?

Asked my bestie if she would love me if I were a worm and she said "I would cut you in half again and again so I have multiple of you" wow OK girl

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gueuhughghhh are emotions even worth it

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ooh what an unsuspicious slice of cheese im just gonn-

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Oh gee I hope no mice comes to take this suspiciously placed [cheese] :)

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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you should know, you tooth licker. how did it taste?

Your teeth are warm.

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sleepy bye is my good night

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i, too, exist (nobody special though)

@satan-offical @god-offical care to explain yourselves?

An imposter?

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what if

what if

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with a funny meaning

"guess" is a funny word

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but is it enough?

i try.

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i try.

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"guess" is a funny word

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infinite yuri? yes please

in scroller form? scrolling infinitely through endless yuri? hell yeah

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the ball has spokemn

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what if

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i have an appointment with my bed. cannot postpone.

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i literally CANNOT and WILL NEVER get over that one Sad Pic with the story of how a girl and a guy were on a motorcycle and he noticed a wall in front of them so he stopped to let her off and then he drove into the wall and died