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not all loyal characters have a dog motif and that’s okay sometimes they just have a soul of a head accountant helping their boss w embezzlement you know

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they all annoy each other (affectionate)

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Favourite Quotes from Mia Dearden/Speedy II

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Hawkgirl & Supergirl By Kat, an animator on Castlevania: Nocturne

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FabFiveNevermoorAu FabFiveNevermoorAu I haven't read enough titans yet but when I do I need this

Actually DC Nevermore au in general but tbh this is the easiest bit to square in my brain

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Bad enough we’re on clean-up duty yet again, but now we gotta have these freaks jamming us up?!

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"I don't wanna bother you"

Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

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*me, literally sick with want* whatever

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some of you have never had a favourite minor comic book character and it SHOWS

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Okay like setting aside all the copaganda shit, the green lanterns just weren’t cops to begin with. They did not make arrests or operate in a highly organized manner. I mean, like, they were as organized as the Justice League, yknow? They were a group of people spread out over the sectors who were just doing what like Superman would do and idk about you but I don’t exactly think it’s fair to compare Superman to a cop.

Like, the closest Hal got to being a cop was stopping a criminal and then handing them over to Earth police which is what every other hero does. The exception is Sinestro, in which the Corps does imprison him but that’s a very specific case and is most comparable to Superman throwing people into the Phantom Zone. It still doesn’t make them cops.

Then yknow Coast City and Parallax, the Corps is completely destroyed except for Kyle and he is not a cop. Like just a single guy running around and helping out where he can is not a cop idk what else I can say.

But then!!!!! You pull up fucking Johns’ run and the lanterns all call themselves cops and they have code for what’s happening (Why??? Like surely the shit they deal with is too specific to bother w a code and also why do they need it??? There’s like a lantern per sector until it switches to two who actively work together and would see the same shit at the same time so like??? Who the fuck would be using the codes anyway???? I mean not that it matters that much, this seems like it was just dropped and never mentioned again) and suddenly Oa is the head precinct and they have a fuck ton of cells to lock criminals in and like what are you talking about.

What fucking leap did you take to get here??? How did you ever conceptualize these people to be fucking cops? I’m being genuine what are we doing????? Setting aside everything about how the lanterns fucking suck as cops they just weren’t designed to actually be cops. I’m pissed off!!! It’s like taking the Justice League and saying oh actually this entire time they’ve been an organized police force and they have a full police code and ethics that they ignore when it inconveniences them even though there’s no real basis for it.

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Green Lantern Corpsgree

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It recently came up in conversation with my toddler that some birds can talk, and this has caused her great concern.

See, we were talking about how movies are pretend and how in real life, animals don’t talk. I mentioned that there are some birds who talk a little bit, but not like the animals in movies, and she just looked at me like “???”

So I informed her that some kinds of parrots can copy sounds that people make, and can learn how to say words. I thought this would give her a giggle, as fun new facts often do, but she was just deeply perplexed and a little worried about this.

“Birds can talk?” “Do they ask questions?” “What do they say?” Why do they talk?” “Do chickens talk?” “What about Blue Jays?” “Why do some birds talk?” “How do they talk?” “Birds TALK???”

We showed her a video of a parrot doing the “Hello, pretty bird, give a kiss” thing, and she was dead silent the whole time, hugging her comfort pillow with her knees to her chest. We asked if she wanted us to turn it off, and she shook her head. But we also asked if she wanted to see another one, and she shook her head even harder.

I don’t know why it has distressed her so greatly to learn that some birds can mimic human speech; but then again, I don’t know why it doesn’t distress the rest of us more to know that some birds can mimic human speech.

I keep thinking about that post that’s like “The first person to hear a parrot talk was probably Not Okay.” Because that’s exactly what happened. She had never been introduced to the concept, and her entire worldview got SHOOK.

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does anyone remember when the justice league confronted wally & linda over letting their (very young) kids be superheroes and they were forced to admit that the only reason they allowed it was because due to the twins’ experiences with rapid aging and weird speed force connection they had no idea how long they had to live.. so they wanted to make sure whatever time they did have left would be spent to the fullest ☹️ and jai overheard this and was devastated and was sick with guilt over whether or not to tell irey and then shortly after they went through a crazy aging health crisis where they both almost died and had no control over their bodies. anyways this is how the flash can be a horror story and also can anyone address this ever. those kids are TRAUMATIZED

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“Entwined” at New Orleans Botanical Garden ☀ Lovers frozen in stone while plants plot their gentle takeover

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you should reblog this with your favorite transfem headcanons! an explanation isn't at all required but I would love to hear whatever you have to say about them if you wanna share :)