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i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts

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OMFG I THOUGHT I DELETED THE POST 💀💀💀😳🤦🏻‍♂️

anyway it was Vertigo by Beach Bunny and it was stuck in my head but I didn't know the lyrics and couldn't possibly endure the mortifying ordeal of having my voice recorded and then broadcasted without my consent (which has happened before 🙃)

Goodnight everyone!

XOXO GG

labor exchange but it's you calling a radio station for me to ask them about the dumb embarrassing song I'm obsessed with that I can't find on google and I call your doctor to ask all your dumb embarrassing questions or book all your dumb embarrassing appointments or whatever XOXO GG

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jk I found it, deleting this dumb embarrassing post XOXO GG

labor exchange but it's you calling a radio station for me to ask them about the dumb embarrassing song I'm obsessed with that I can't find on google and I call your doctor to ask all your dumb embarrassing questions or book all your dumb embarrassing appointments or whatever XOXO GG

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UBI needs to happen. via antiwork

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so i'm in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked

anyway in case you didn't know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it's pretty cool

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It’s so funny how people forget what certain dog breeds were bred for. A dachshund named Valerie has been marooned on a remote part of Kangaroo Island since she ran away from a campsite in 2023 and everyone in the comments was like “that is the last dog breed I would expect to survive on its own for 500 days”. Hmm. I don’t know if it’s just me and I’ve met absolute freak dachshunds my entire life but they’re tenacious little motherfuckers with an incredible prey drive. I’m more worried about the critically endangered endemic Kangaroo Island dunnart population than I am Valerie. No large predators, several species of small mammal, temperatures consistently between 55° and 75°? She’s the queen of the island now. All small marsupials quake at the sound of her footsteps.

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René Lalique (French, 1860-1945) 

Clock “Five swallows” also called  "Flight of Swallows" clock

Made by glazed black glass, 1920

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why did no one tell me lestat is an acronym for his brothers names LMAOOOO gabrielle really said oh man another one idgaf call him L.E.S.T.A.T.

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women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate

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My pronouns are who/what/when/where/why and sometimes how.