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Lucifer started using ‘duck’ as a substitute for fuck because he thought it was funny, then eventually started saying it unironically, then ended up completely forgetting how to use the actual work. He was trying so hard in the finale not to say ‘duck’ that he forgot the up. It’s canon, Jeremy Jordan said so, he told me himself we had a conversation. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules.
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AppleRose propaganda: Lucifer needs a good loving, and Rosie is full of love to give. Plus, I think she’d help when he’s feeling depressed, she’s just genuinely sweet and caring, and Lucifer would be all lovey-dovey in return. Also short king loves his tall queens
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Just 8 more days until the official premiere of Hazbin Hotel! (Tomorrow for early access peeps, yay!) Here, have some Lucifer with a little ducky friend :)
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I feel like the omnipresence of RadioApple has convinced people that Alastor and Lucifer had a respectable rivalry when it was just two insecure people slap fighting.
Like they would crash each other's funeral drunk to shit talk them in front of their weeping family, they have zero respect for each other and the only reason no one is dead is Charlie
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he rlly just does not give a shit abt being manhandled and choked huh
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Guys he caught the silly ☹️
#I’ve heard about the silly#there is no cure unfortunately#can’t even get health coverage for treatment bc it’s considered a pre-existing condition#}:<
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I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it
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guy who wins at poker not by being stoic but by bursting into tears every time he looks at his cards, just full hysterical breakdown every round and you gotta peer through the void of theatre kid problems to figure it out
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Royal Demon forms not monster-y enough. Dad and Daughter Duo! Just to be clear, they are fucking huge. Charlie gets like, half the height of the hotel and this probably isn't Lucifer's size limit.
I interpret angels as being sort of eldritch so there's defo some other plane-of-existance shit going on with him lmao no this totally isn't an excuse as to why I never draw him the same way twice
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