Kaitlyn is a comedian and writer who can be seen here and there doing this and that, mostly at the Second City or weird pizza stores. Amy is a MASTER writer, pursuing her PHD in creative writing. They both like reading, comedy, and friendship!
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Episode #3: The Dinner Party! Listen, its a blast!!
And here's the link to the story:
http://www.newyorker.com/fiction/features/2008/08/11/080811fi_fiction_ferris
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"Is this meat going bad?" he called out... He had opened another bottle of wine. "Hey, babe, this meat? Should we do something with this meat?"
The suspense is killing me!! What going to happen to all that meat!??
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"Why do you pretend to like us? Why do you invite us to dinner parties when everyone knows you don't like us, that you've been full of contempt for us from the very beginning?"
Yeah, preach it girl!
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"They went back a long way and you get only so many old friends."
Unless you can travel back in time and make new friends.
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Ep #3: THE DINNER PARTY
Episode #3 of our podcast will feature THE DINNER PARTY by Josh Ferris.
http://www.newyorker.com/fiction/features/2008/08/11/080811fi_fiction_ferris
#The New Yorker#The Dinner Party#friendship#awkwardconvos#marriedlife#humor#comedy#parties#short stories
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Episode #2 of SHORTIES! Listen to Amy and Kaitlyn discuss the timeless classic "William Wei" by Amie Barrodale.
The image is in no way associated with the story. I just googled "William Wei" and that's what came up, a Chinese pop star.
#William Wei#The New Yorker#new york#shorties#short stories#humor#comedy#relationships#weekendtrips#amie barrodale
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"I was really messed up, so I couldn't remember what to do. I was trying to remember if it was proper to throw money down at him. Somehow I knew it wasn't right, but I couldn't figure out why, so I leaned back into the apartment and went to find my wallet."
This is your brain. This is your brain on shrooms. Better just stick to beer and weed.
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"I don't care," I said. "I'd love you even if you were deformed."
WRONG.
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“I REMEMBER I WOKE UP WITH THE COPS IN MY HOUSE, ASKING ME IF I KNEW THIS GIRL. I SAID OF COURSE, SHE WAS THE GIRL WITH THE PINK HIGH HEELS. THEY THOUGHT THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY. AFTER THAT, I DIDN’T DRINK FOR ABOUT FIVE MONTHS.”
-I once woke up with a half eaten burrito in my mouth, after that I didn’t drink for two weeks.
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SHORTIES Episode #1: "Safari" by Jennifer Egan.
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James Franco reads our next short story "William Wei" in bed.
You can follow along here:
http://www.theparisreview.org/fiction/6084/william-wei-amie-barrodale
THEN listen to our podcast "SHORTIES" where we will talk about this short story!
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WILLIAM WEI by Amie Barrodale
Read it here:
http://www.theparisreview.org/fiction/6084/william-wei-amie-barrodale
THEN listen to our podcast "SHORTIES" where we will talk about our feelings and how they make us feel. In relation to the story of course!
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LISTEN HERE! LISTEN HERE! It's the first podcast episode of SHORTIES!! Don't miss out on a magic adventure with Kaitlyn and Amy.
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"She drank a muddy-looking concoction in a bar and wound up trading away her silver butterfly earrings (a birthday gift from her father)"
-We've all been there. Ladies am I right!?
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"Structural dissatisfaction: Returning to circumstances that once pleased you, after having experienced a more thrilling or opulent way of life, and finding that you can no longer tolerate them."
-That's the feeling I get when I go home after I've been to Amy's house.
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SAFARI by Jennifer Egan
This is the first short story we will be talking about on our Podcast, "Shorties." Here's the link, read it:
http://www.newyorker.com/fiction/features/2010/01/11/100111fi_fiction_egan?currentPage=all
THEN, listen to our podcast "Shorties" for a short discussion about the short story. It won't be as serious as it sounds. Thank you!
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