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sentence meme - parks & recreation pt. 1

“Are you mad at me? Because without eyebrows I can’t really tell.”

“I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears.”

“I made my money the old fashioned way. Getting run over by a Lexus.”

“I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you.”

“Your mom kind of made a pass at me.”

“I think at some point you and I should probably make out with each other.”

“I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?”

“I like you… in a, you know, romantical kind of way.”

“And let’s be honest, it would be nice to not have to pull strange things out of people’s butts every night.”

“Everyone shut up and look at me!”

“I want to spend the rest of my life, every minute, with you. And I’m the luckiest man in the galaxy.”

“That’s the second most awkward way someone has grabbed my breast.”

“Normally people tell you to talk about your problems. I’m gonna recommend you bottle that noise up.”

“If you would be willing to just take a brief pit stop, we could see Indiana’s second-largest rocking chair.”

“You don’t have to buy me things. I just like being around you.”

“We are colleagues with benefits. We’re colleagues who benefit from the fact that we’re also friends.”

“I’m going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.”

“Look I love you like a brother. But right now I hate you. Like my actual brother, who I hate.”

“My ex likes to check in every so often and make sure I’m doing OK. And if I am, she tries to fuck everything up.”

“When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is.”

“Dude, that is the coolest sentence I have ever heard somebody talk.”

“First of all, you did the right thing by hiding underneath this table.”

“I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.”

“OK, well I’m not very good at visiting people in hospitals, so I’m going to go.”

“I dig your groovy tunes, man.”

“I love you and I like you.”

“You are a wonderful person. Our friendship means a lot to me. And you look very beautiful.”

“Don’t try to bond with me.”

“I hate talking to people about things.”

“I am deeply, ridiculously in love with you.”

“This is like a crazy sex fantasy of mine.”

“Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don’t you? It’s important to me that you know that.”

“I know what things are.”

“I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know that I’m doing it really, really well.”

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why should i resolve things peacefully when i can fucking punch you in the face

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I will always think of you I see your face when each day is through And days go past (oh so fast)  But memories, they last 

Summer, Winter, Year by year (year by year) I’ll hear the song Inside my ear Trying to restart (That’d be smart) But thoughts of you haunt my heart 

No I don’t want to be alone now Just biding my time I need somebody dearly And darling you’d be sublime

Spring and Autumn Up and down (up and down) I keep trying to escape this town  And I just might (I’ll take flight) Maybe tomorrow, not tonight 

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tag dump thats extremely over due

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“I changed it to mermaids because the picture was fuzzy.”

STUPID STUFF MY DAD SAID SENTENCE STARTERS:

Bushy brows furrow in irritation as soon as the channel changes and he turns his classic bitter stare at the bunny in the chair next to his.Between Sawyer and Foghorn, Lola was the one friend of his daughter’s that he disliked the least, but still that wasn’t saying much. Letting a hard breath through his nose, he angrily gestures to the T.V. as a way to say ‘HEY! I was watchin’ that!’ and that she should change it back immediately. 

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Genre Aesthetic - Mafia

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“What’s her name from Beetlejuice? Wydoda?”

STUPID STUFF MY DAD SAID SENTENCE STARTERS:

His claws drum rhythmically as the duck babbles on at Leghorn’s annual poker night. He really needed to stop coming to these stupid things but being out with the boys was the only time he could drink and smoke without Toodles getting on his tail about it.He glances at the camera briefly before shooting a glare at Daffy. For the love of god, he doesn’t care about Wino.na Ryder, DUCK. Just play your hand already. 

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STUPID STUFF MY DAD SAID SENTENCE STARTERS:

“You know what they say… feed.” “Because they really really go to school.” “Yeah well… tough.” “Because I said so that’s why.” “You know why Stone Cold can’t grow hair? Because he’s bald.” “Oh would you pack it in?” “What’s her name from Beetlejuice? Wydoda?” “Then I would run upstairs whenever the Daleks came on telly.” “I’m gonna feckin hit you in a minute.” “That crime show? ASCI? No? CS.. CSI!” “I changed it to mermaids because the picture was fuzzy.” “If mum wakes up… god help you.” “I’m hungry and don’t know what I want.” “Who ate all my nuts?” “Do you want them in the oven, or oven is grilled?” 

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So there I am, fighting a raccoon for the same piece of meat, when our mouths get close and we kiss accidentally!

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here have a rough stanimation