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guys if you hit a cart after someone else its basically making out w tongue <3

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maybe your baby is crying bc it wants a cigarette

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no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’

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It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

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Just lost a few braincells reading an nyt article about gen z "treat culture" and I can't even fathom that this is a thing. We're living in a dystopian hellscape where someone spending $5 a week on a cookie is considered a wasteful brat because they should have just gone for a nice free walk instead and saved the $250 a year that roughly equals four days' rent. That's why these ungrateful kids can't buy a house, naturally.

I am ALL for free treats, like hiking or reading in the park. But at some point you can't budget your way out of poverty, and you will literally go mad if you deny yourself basic pleasures that are literally all around you. They even lamented that little treats could snowball into doing something absolutely unforgivable like learning how to play the guitar or buying concert tickets.

At what point do we just start saying out loud that living an enjoyable and fulfilling life is now only acceptable at a 100k+ salary, and if you're one of the millions of people unlucky enough not to be in that category you should just eat dirt and be grateful?

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i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either

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I constantly manipulate everyone around me by calculating what would be the nicest thing to do in any given situation, making a point of doing it when it matters the most. This is supported by subtly, casually tailoring what I talk about to the person I'm speaking to, and saying what I think they may find funny or interesting. the really sick thing is I look just like a normal person and there's no way you can tell me apart from anyone. If I weren't such a monster I would be afraid knowing people like this are out there, but I know I'm on top and have nothing to fear.

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This is genuinely an insane day for a very specific group of people

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i like the ad for tumblr premium saying "more people will see your posts" as if im supposed to find that appealing in any way

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mortally wounded Gerard Way dragging his soon to be corpse into a pre-chalked body outline onstage while blood spurts from his mouth is an experience that can be so personal

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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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I really like these photos I took last year

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isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone

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isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone

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isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone

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isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone