shouterwatt

[shouterwatt]

WEDDINGCAKE DELIVERY GUY X SINGLE!READER

NOTICE! → sub male character, dom neutral gender reader

MINOR DNI

Tell me what you think of little Aiden, romancer.

• Meeting •

It's friday afternoon, and you were texting your friend who's bragging about having a partner it was fine you didn't really care, that's until they started talking about how you're old (which wasn't really right) and lonely you didn't really care that you are but they still continue whilst you sent them stupid pictures that's until you heard a knock on door it's your delivery! Yay you hurried to open the door to see a shy younger boy stranging in front of your door step

"a-are you the one with a Uh... wedding cake order?"

"yea"

He hands you the cake box nervously

"I don't wanna offend you but... It doesn't really seem like it's your wedding"

"because it's not"

"t-then why did you order the cake?..."

"because it was cheaper than the normal cake and is bigger"

The boy lets out a hum looking at the floor as you dig in your wallet for the cash when you hand him the money just...grabs your hand looking at you

"uh what are you doing"

"can...can we you know... e-exchanged numbers? Please?"

Anyway you give the dude his and exchanged numbers because it felt horrible to reject him when it was obvious that it took everything in him to ask and he's probably too shy to even text you anyway

Actually Aiden did and he's kinda fun to talk to but sometimes he flirts but whatever

Whilst you were just chilling, when he randomly called you answered and talked a bit, tried to ignore his flirting

"would you... like to go out on a date? Pretty please?"

It's obvious that he's just trying to be cute

"alright"

"maybe after our date... We can have a little fun?"

"..."

"you know... like fun fun?"

You just sat there in silence as he explained all the things he wanted you to do to him when you realised that he's never gonna stop so you hung up, maybe you shouldn't have your number...

[shouterwatt]

BIRTHDAY BOY X READER

You can clearly see that I'm trying to be as aesthetic as possible

NOTICE! → dom gender neutral reader, sub younger character, NSFW

MINOR DNI

Archie Archie, such a little spoiled brat, isn't he, Romancer?

Meeting

It was his 18th birthday and everyone hated little Archie because he's a little whiny spoiled bitch so naturally everyone at his birthday is his mother and father

And his mother (bless her heart) she felt bad for her bitch ass son so she hired you and your friend's group to come to his birthday, so you'd assume it would be kind of awkward having a bunch of strangers on his birthday (it was) but who cares? you get cash and cake, win-win am I right?

So here he is sitting on his chair with his cake set on his kitchen table in front of him he had his eyes set on the cake so he didn't notice that everyone in his birthday party is a stranger besides his parents after he blew his dumb little candles out he looked around and realized wait- who are these people?

Oh wait it's gift time who cares?

As you friends start giving him the dumb ass gifts they got from the dollar store you start to realize you have to bring a gift in a birthday party

"hey, what about you? Where's my gift?"

"uhh I forgor"

Oh for fuck sake how can you forget to get a gift??

And now he's glaring at you whilst he's cutting the cake just great

While his mom was about to give you a piece of cake just like every one of your friends he stopped her

"um actually mom I think I want to talk to them for second"

Before she could answer he dragged you to his room probably still pity about the gift locking the door

" you think you can just come to my party without a gift? Well think again I want my gift and I want it now!"

"but I didn't bring anything"

"well you did bring yourself in here"

NSFWish?

Before you can even ask him what he meant that mf got down on his knees in front of you crotch smirking like a little bitch and looking up at you

"doesn't that technically mean that you're my gift?..."

"no not really"

"but it has to be you I mean it's your fault you didn't bring me one"

"can I just give you two dollars or something?"

"but I wanna taste you..."

He doesn't look even a bit fazed by your offer nuzzling against your crotch like a bitch in heat

Bitch got you considering it I mean free cash, cake and oral? You can just snatch the cake after and go home...

"fine but nothing more and this doesn't make us anything"

"yes yes! Thank you..."

He almost jumped in joy when you said yes almost snatching your clothes off literally gawking at your privates like fucking pervert and you're sure you heard his mom yelling for him to come which he obviously didn't hear too busy digging his face in your privates doing everything he knows as pathetic virgin boy with never done something like this before

Anyway you got your oral and cash and his mom even gave you a piece of cake

He's not gonna start begging you for more right? RIGHT?

[shouterwatt]

YANDERE GENERAL X SOLDIER! READER

NOTICE! → male character, neutral gender reader, DLIF character

MINORS DNI

Sorry, romancer, this isn't really accurate, I'm not really a military nerd, anyways enjoy Raphael van dijk

Meeting

It's as simple as it can be

You served in the military at a young age

He worked to feed his only daughter

You mostly minded your own business

but one night oh that fateful night you just sneaked out to eat more food that's until you heard a grown ass man cry and ofc you can't just ignore it it's a fucking grown ass man crying when do you get to see that?

You approached the sound half expecting another soldier crying like a little bitch because he misses his family but instead you see a full on general crying and but this time you really can't ignore it

so you walked over to talk

"Yo you good bro?"

The general jumped at the sound of your voice he didn't notice you before

"ah yes I simply miss my ex-wife or perhaps I just miss the affections she proved"

"oh that sounds pretty sad" yeah you don't really care

Suddenly his eyes lit up

"maybe you could be my new source of affection?"

"what-" oh fuck no

Is this dude drunk or something Anyways you slowly walk away from this weirdo like any normal person would

"yeah um I really need to go back"

"wait-"

Before he could finish his bullshit you quickly ran away

The next day you assumed the drunk ass general forgot well actually you hoped he did

But ofc he didn't matter of fact he wasn't even drunk he was completely sober and not so sane

Suddenly he feels like he needs to supervise everything and by that he means he gets to pull off to the side and ask questions that have nothing to do with the military thing

You didn't really mind it at first because you get to skip the boring stuff that's until he got bold it started from accidentally (not really) touching your hand to full on hugs and kisses (on the cheek because he thinks gentleman shouldn't kiss on the lips before marriage)

Anyway you didn't like that for obvious reasons so you told him to stop

"can you please stop this sir?"

"no and If you ask that again I shall give you more training time"

"🫩"

So now what ho?

[shouterwatt]

•INTRODUCTION

Name: Shouter Watt

Nickname: shout

Age: 21

Date of birth: July 7 2004

Gender: intersexual

Pronouns: they/them

C.ai acc/ SHOUTER_WATT

Please feel free to request anything or ask a question

• NOTES •

I sometimes make c.ai bots still working on it

I draw art of my ocs and other characters, feel free to ask me to draw something for you doesn't matter what as long as it's sfw

Idk how to make masterlists, help?

Feel free to draw and write about my ocs and tag me in them!

I'm nice and cool so talk to me 😼

Come, Drink some milk coffee and relax to some music, romancer...

[shouterwatt]

•WELCOME•

Sir down, romancer, let's discuss our plans.

YANDERE BIRTHDAY BOY X READER ✓

YANDERE WEDDINGCAKE DELIVERY GUY X SINGLE! READER ✓

YANDERE GENERAL X SOLDIER! READER ✓

YANDERE BASKETBALL PLAYER X PE TEACHER ___

YANDERE MALEWIFE X BREADWINNER READER ___

YANDERE POLICE OFFICER X DETECTIVE! READER

YANDERE POPLAR GIRL X TEACHER'S PET! READER___

Two off the list, romancer, we're far from done...