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my sexuality is shrek 5

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This is it. This is IT. This is what YEARS of TRAINING have BEEN PREPARING ME FOR

THIS IS IT BUDDY

SHREK AND DAJO ON ANOTHER WHIRLWIND ADVENTURE

MY NAILS HAVE ALREADY GREENED IN PREPARATION

NEXT… MY FUCKING ~FACE~

I AM A FUCKING ALL STAR

okay i’m calm

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sign me up for a Shrek dildo

I just spent at least an hour on amazon looking at Shrek merchandise and this is my official top 5 wishlist:

Shrek cologne

Shrek humidifier

Shrek lamp

Shrek exfoliating bath sponge

Shrek chia pet (or pillow pet, it’s hard to decide)

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if shrek 5 is called anything but the shrekoning i will be extremely disappointed

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shrek 5 better get it’s oscar in advance.

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looks like its all ogre for me……

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shrekception

shrek vs. shrek vs. shrek

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It surprises me that nobody’s talking about the concept art of Shrek as a teenager

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so when is shrek going to arrive to collect his shrek 5 oscar

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So this is a thing

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Our ogrelord wishes you the best of days

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>be me >9 years old >Sunday morning >im having a lie in >mom comes into my room >”GETUPYOUPUSSYASSCUNT!” >I call her a bitch >she slaps me >”get ready for shurch you little shit” >i dont want to worship shrek >Shrek is Hate, Shrek is Death >i tell mom that shrek is drek >she starts crying >”where did my parenting go wrong” >i laugh at her >shrek jumps through the window >OMGITSSHREK >Shrek picks me up and rips my pajamas off >then sticks his massive cock into my mouth >He sticks it in deep >Then he sticks his right fist up my anus >i feel my rectum tear >It hurts >”Don’t worry laddeh, he’ll be oot soon” >Shrek pulls out a midget from my butt >Its farquaad >Shrek pulls his head off and throws him down the stairs >I instantly love Shrek >Shrek then starts violently fucking my anus while licking my moms puss >I cry because it feels so good >My sister and dad come into the room >We all have a massive brogre orgie >Shrek is love Shrek is life

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O is for onions

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Anything is better than nogre

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Ahhh crap, I had a dream about Shrek and I came all ogre my bed... good thing I have backup Shrek sheets and blankets. Thank ShrekGod.