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"I'd never use it/its for someone else even if they wanted me to, it sounds like I'm saying they're not Human"

average it/its pronoun user:

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The word for rat and frenchmen in gaeilge are the same

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You know what if this post gets 10,000 notes i will actually try to better my mental health

You see its impossible because none of my posts get over 10 notes

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[8 seconds from a ytp my friend @normalname69 made]

nurse joy: "Have you seen that posteR?"

ash: "HUauuaUH?"

nurse joy: *one single angelic note*

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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

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raise a glass to the posts you love that end up deleted. to the fanart and fanfics you lose track of and can't locate. to the blogs you used to look through that ended up unexpectedly disappearing. to the things you didn't archive because you always assumed they'd be there.

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She is brightness, she is luminance. She will hypnotize you and drag you into her world. Her name...

... is Light Mode. 

This drawing turned out a little more serious than I had originally intended. I get so many comments about using light mode for my computer and phone that it became the inspiration for some new artwork!

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This image is my favorite thing ever because look at it. its so fucked up what ?? my wife has coquette luke hughes DNI in her bio because I won't stop showing this to everyone

REBLOG THIS WITH UR FAVORITE PICTURES OR ANY PICTURES OF LUKE I AM SO BORED AND WANNA SEE POOKS☺️☺️

ill go first!

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1.9.24 | @/maxjones98

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—Chemtrails, Lizzy McAlpine

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these images ruined my life they've been in my life for nearly a decade and i say this shit every other day

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Quinn Hughes awkward charm has possessed me body and soul

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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level