shrimpwyldewhump
shrimpwyldewhump
Whumper of Sad Characters
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MAY CONTAIN 18+ CONTENT | Scout (a.k.a. Shrimp) | Twenty-three and insane | Hobbyist author & commission artist | Beta reader for What Is A Dragon | Will draw or write whatever I’m hyperfixated on | Just a little guy doing her best
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shrimpwyldewhump · 21 days ago
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Should probably note that I had to sell my computer, so I will not, in fact, be able to beat Spamton NEO or Sans.
If I beat Spamton NEO and Sans, I’ll create a Snowgrave Route animation to Rainbow Factory
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shrimpwyldewhump · 22 days ago
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This year has been absolutely kicking my ass, but here’s a meme I redrew with my dog earlier this month.
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shrimpwyldewhump · 2 months ago
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If I beat Spamton NEO and Sans, I’ll create a Snowgrave Route animation to Rainbow Factory
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shrimpwyldewhump · 2 months ago
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red screen of humility
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shrimpwyldewhump · 3 months ago
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Started playing Deltarune tonight, and I‘ve seriously been sleeping on this game, it’s so fun so far!
I’ve killed Ralsei about four times, but we’re not gonna talk about that
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shrimpwyldewhump · 3 months ago
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I've seen a lot of comments saying how I "draw Telemachus as an actual 20 year old instead of a 15 year old", or something
and as a 20 year old that looks 15 I won't accept that
let artists draw Telemachus however they want, babyface is a thing that exists
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shrimpwyldewhump · 3 months ago
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Fight little wolf!
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shrimpwyldewhump · 3 months ago
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That’s a keeper!
See the full version on my Patreon, and read the first two episodes of Bolt the Superdog: Project ACE now on Fanfiction.Net and Archive of Our Own!
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shrimpwyldewhump · 4 months ago
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CLICK HERE TO BECOME A PATREON TODAY!
Even though I'm working two jobs, the economy sucks, and l've decided to launch a Patreon! Here, I'll be posting exclusive artwork and lore that can't be found on any of my other socials! Including, but not limited to: here, Instagram, and Bluesky.
My Patreon will mainly consist of character and worldbuilding for my possible Dungeons and Dragons characters as well as my main character universe under the working title, The Devil’s Familiar.
I'll also be posting fanart from the various different fandoms I'm part of, and snippets of stories I'll be sharing to my Archive of Our Own. You'll also receive 20% off select commissions for the month of August!
Even though the vast majority of us on this platform are adults, just to be on the safe side, my Patreon WILL be labeled as 18+ as l'll be covering topics not suitable for younger audiences, and I don't want parents to paint me as a pervert.
With your support, I'll be able to not only crank out more artwork, but l'll also be able to fund my Etsy shop a bit better! I repaint and sell customized dinosaur figures from the Hammond Collection line based off of the Jurassic Park
franchise or create entirely new designs not seen in a dinosaur-related movie or show. I’m hoping to be able to branch out and include custom painted minifigures for Dungeons and Dragons and Warhammer, too.
None of this will be possible without your support, so become a Patreon today to get access to these exclusive perks!
Dodger wanted to drop this message in, but if you're on iOs or any other mobile device, I'd highly recommend using your web browser rather than the app due to Apple's requirements for in-app purchases.
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shrimpwyldewhump · 4 months ago
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑
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shrimpwyldewhump · 4 months ago
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bugs is…. shrimp????
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shrimpwyldewhump · 4 months ago
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Specifically the one THEY fear most, not which is your own worst fear/squick. If you have more than one whumpee, go with the one that comes to mind first!
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shrimpwyldewhump · 4 months ago
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Honestly I should talk about the ace experience more. I don’t see enough. Like–obviously it’s dehumanizing to be repeatedly compared to robots or aliens but uh…sometimes it feels like that?? 
My husband will get all horny while I’m, I don’t know, changing out of sweaty gardening clothes. And I’ll be like, “But we have to make lunch?? I stink? Now is not a good time?? Logic?” And clearly it’s not about logic to him. He is experiencing the entire scenario very differently. And I’m here like, 
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Or the times where you realize that like, having an actual physiological reaction to attractive people is not some enculturated metaphor, and people are actually doing that all around you all the time, and you’re like, Ah, clearly my studies of human culture have been incomplete. I have missed a critical psychosocial component. Many things now appear in a different light. *takes notes on holopad*
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shrimpwyldewhump · 4 months ago
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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch
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shrimpwyldewhump · 4 months ago
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Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!
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shrimpwyldewhump · 4 months ago
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CLICK HERE TO BECOME A PATREON TODAY!
As of now, I’ve been without power for a good while, and l've decided to launch a Patreon! Here, I'll be posting exclusive artwork and lore that can't be found on any of my other socials! Including, but not limited to: here, Instagram, and Bluesky.
My Patreon will mainly consist of character and worldbuilding for my possible Dungeons and Dragons characters as well as my main character universe under the working title, The Devil’s Familiar.
I'll also be posting fanart from the various different fandoms I'm part of, and snippets of stories I'll be sharing to my Archive of Our Own. You'll also receive 20% off select commissions for the month of August!
Even though the vast majority of us on this platform are adults, just to be on the safe side, my Patreon WILL be labeled as 18+ as l'll be covering topics not suitable for younger audiences, and I don't want parents to paint me as a pervert.
With your support, I'll be able to not only crank out more artwork, but l'll also be able to fund my Etsy shop a bit better! I repaint and sell customized dinosaur figures from the Hammond Collection line based off of the Jurassic Park
franchise or create entirely new designs not seen in a dinosaur-related movie or show. I’m hoping to be able to branch out and include custom painted minifigures for Dungeons and Dragons and Warhammer, too.
None of this will be possible without your support, so become a Patreon today to get access to these exclusive perks!
Dodger wanted to drop this message in, but if you're on iOs or any other mobile device, I'd highly recommend using your web browser rather than the app due to Apple's requirements for in-app purchases.
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shrimpwyldewhump · 5 months ago
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i love u characters who are victims who don't show things in a way that's appealing i love u characters whos trauma leaves them with anger issues, with violence issues, with issues with connection and trust and being truthful i love you characters who don't get "better" in a way that's palatable, who don't find growth and meaning in their trauma
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