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me and BB-8 have a lot in common, i too would travel the galaxy just to find oscar isaac

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who needs broadway when every trip in my car is a one-woman production of hamilton starring me as everyone

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i think the reason i get so irritated with tumblr now  is because everyone’s always so angry and everything has to be a debate and i’m just? too old? like go play in your salt mines children and leave grandma alone 

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Hamilton: *throws shade*

Washington: Pick that up

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the worst part of christmas is watching emma thompson crying to joni mitchell

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me: does something really, really stupid with my sleeping and/or eating schedule

me: this will be fine

arrested development narrator voice: it was not fine

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“God would never put a female soul in a male body because He never makes mistakes” Excuse me? God literally was so embarrassed by his human creations that he destroyed the entire earth in a flood leaving only one guy’s family and a bunch of animals stuck on a boat together. “God never makes mistakes” What on earth are you t a l k i n g about???

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this is a song called “im so tired” *starts screaming for 20 hours straight*

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this fuckin election is so wild

we’ve got Hillary Clinton, who’s like the classic democratic candidate but her only advantage over republicans is that she has sound morals and that’s about it

we’ve got Bernie Sanders, an old white straight guy that fights for the young, colored, gay, and female, who’s an open socialist and calls out republican bullshit constantly

we’ve got like fifteen interchangeable republican candidates who are all equal parts unremarkable and pieces of shit

we’ve got Donald Trump, an openly racist/sexist/homophobic man who basically just wants to strip everyone of their rights

and finally we have Mr. Deez Nuts

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Giapetta’s Workshop is an interactive experience for girls 8-12 that fuses creativity and education to teach computer coding. Girls can craft their own necklaces that connect to a virtual app, where they discover the basics of coding and a fantastical adventure along the way.

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bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straight

also, single people are all aro. fact. and you’d better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess what? asexual

better not call yourself a writer if you’re not writing right this second. are you a dancer? better not sit down, or you won’t be a dancer anymore

that’s how this works right

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Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance

Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you

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this rly speaks to me

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I tried rickrolling my friend but she had the YouTube video URL memorized

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navy: it was a test missile

me: why the fuck you lyiinn 👽 why you always lyinnnn 👽 mmmmmmmoh my god 👽 stop fucking lying 👽👽👽

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DIOR HOMME par Kris van Assche | FW 2015/16

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wait hamilton is a musical i just thought tumblr was being fucking weird about one of our founding fathers