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Pakkun is here to deliver your boops

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Did you know that having huge tits is a trauma response...?!?

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i can’t stop thinking about the look on kakashi’s face when all the kids he failed and sent back to the academy come chasing him down in the street to thank him

how happy they are to see him, how proud and excited they are to show off what they’ve learned, how effusively grateful they are that he did the right thing by them even when that thing was failing them and sending them back for another year of school

just a few moments earlier kakashi had been feeling as low as could be and asking himself “is my way of doing things…wrong?”

but now -

to have the kids that he assumed would resent him come running after him, all smiles, and tell him he changed their lives

…there were a lot of moments in the last two episodes of the anbu arc that had me in a very fragile emotional state, but this was the one that put the biggest, wobbliest, ready-to-cry grin on my face

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the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

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for a split second i forgot the name jason existed & i was like justin voorhees………………..

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i cant believe its canon that suigetsu swims in puddles!! im fucking screaming because that is the cutest thing ive ever heard of in my life

naruto shitposts

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not now kitten daddy is ovulating

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it's so important for your health and well-being to get overly attached to a fictional man who is both deeply amoral and unbelievably, pathetically sad

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Kakashi, on the phone: Hey, Gai? Can you stay on call with me until I’m home? It’s just really dark and-

Gai: WHAT

Kakashi: I don’t want to bother you, I’m just alone and- OH GOD SOMEONE IT’S CHASING ME!

Gai, suddenly tackling him: IT’S SAFER IF I WALK WITH YOU

Kakashi:

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i keep imagining itachi with super thick glasses that make his eyes look huge bc his eyesight is so bad.. just imagine his Pretty Eyes tm but like doubled in size

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I hope ...

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Deidara: What's that on your chest?

Tobi: What? There's nothing.

Deidara, running and hugging him: It's ME!!!!!!!

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i was so angry at everything when i was 13. and i was right