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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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the fucked up thing is how "Creep" by Radiohead will really get your ass if you hear it at the wrong time. that shit can be stupid and overdramatic or it can have the weight of an atomic bomb dropped on your heart it just depends
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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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Blowing the dust off this account to share my newest brainrot smut fic đź’•
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“Come on, don’t lie to me. I know you afford yourself this small pleasure, at least.”
If Scara could blush, he would. “I do not.”
Kazuha abruptly stops. “You don’t?”
“Of course not.”
“Why?”
What an absurd question. None of his business. Dammit, won’t he just shut up and keep touching him? He cannot suppress a quiet moan when the movement over his cock resumes.
“It obviously feels good. Why wouldn’t you?”
“Human desire… is disgusting…” Despite what he says, Scara can’t help but pitch his hips forward again.
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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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Working w my jiujitsu instructor tonight and he's like "An important concept when practicing jiujitsu is tori-uke. The uke is the person on the receiving end of the technique" and I had to clamp my mouth shut so hard
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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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Love these dogs so much
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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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Well the movie’s over and I’m really fucking sad so here’s this video that sums up Jack and Ennis’ entire relationship
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Today I learned that Brokeback Mountain is NOT a parody. Brokeback Mountain is a real actual romance.
I will now be live-reacting here on tumblr because I’m 4 minutes in and my partner already looks like this
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Each time I shout something across the room. If you DONT want to see me yelling, well, you can take that up with my username.
Or you can blacklist the tag “Back that ass up mountain” I guess
Anyway, to start:
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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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FUCKING!!! NO!!! WHY!!!
Today I learned that Brokeback Mountain is NOT a parody. Brokeback Mountain is a real actual romance.
I will now be live-reacting here on tumblr because I’m 4 minutes in and my partner already looks like this
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Each time I shout something across the room. If you DONT want to see me yelling, well, you can take that up with my username.
Or you can blacklist the tag “Back that ass up mountain” I guess
Anyway, to start:
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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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Today I learned that Brokeback Mountain is NOT a parody. Brokeback Mountain is a real actual romance.
I will now be live-reacting here on tumblr because I’m 4 minutes in and my partner already looks like this
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Each time I shout something across the room. If you DONT want to see me yelling, well, you can take that up with my username.
Or you can blacklist the tag “Back that ass up mountain” I guess
Anyway, to start:
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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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IF THEY KILL OFF JACK WITH AIDS IM GOING TO RIOT
Today I learned that Brokeback Mountain is NOT a parody. Brokeback Mountain is a real actual romance.
I will now be live-reacting here on tumblr because I’m 4 minutes in and my partner already looks like this
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Each time I shout something across the room. If you DONT want to see me yelling, well, you can take that up with my username.
Or you can blacklist the tag “Back that ass up mountain” I guess
Anyway, to start:
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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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Wow this is really fucking sad sure would be nice if gay rights were invented in the 60s
Today I learned that Brokeback Mountain is NOT a parody. Brokeback Mountain is a real actual romance.
I will now be live-reacting here on tumblr because I’m 4 minutes in and my partner already looks like this
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Each time I shout something across the room. If you DONT want to see me yelling, well, you can take that up with my username.
Or you can blacklist the tag “Back that ass up mountain” I guess
Anyway, to start:
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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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Ennis: We was fishin’ buddies.
Me: *gasp* They was fishin’ buddies.
Today I learned that Brokeback Mountain is NOT a parody. Brokeback Mountain is a real actual romance.
I will now be live-reacting here on tumblr because I’m 4 minutes in and my partner already looks like this
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Each time I shout something across the room. If you DONT want to see me yelling, well, you can take that up with my username.
Or you can blacklist the tag “Back that ass up mountain” I guess
Anyway, to start:
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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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ANNE HATHAWAYS TIDDIES?!?!?! WHO ALLOWED ME TO GO THIS LONG WITHOUT SEEING ANNE HATHAWAYS TIDDIES?!?!?!
Today I learned that Brokeback Mountain is NOT a parody. Brokeback Mountain is a real actual romance.
I will now be live-reacting here on tumblr because I’m 4 minutes in and my partner already looks like this
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Each time I shout something across the room. If you DONT want to see me yelling, well, you can take that up with my username.
Or you can blacklist the tag “Back that ass up mountain” I guess
Anyway, to start:
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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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Today I learned that Brokeback Mountain is NOT a parody. Brokeback Mountain is a real actual romance.
I will now be live-reacting here on tumblr because I’m 4 minutes in and my partner already looks like this
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Each time I shout something across the room. If you DONT want to see me yelling, well, you can take that up with my username.
Or you can blacklist the tag “Back that ass up mountain” I guess
Anyway, to start:
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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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OH. WELL. MAYBE IT WASN’T CUTE AFTER ALL.
Today I learned that Brokeback Mountain is NOT a parody. Brokeback Mountain is a real actual romance.
I will now be live-reacting here on tumblr because I’m 4 minutes in and my partner already looks like this
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Each time I shout something across the room. If you DONT want to see me yelling, well, you can take that up with my username.
Or you can blacklist the tag “Back that ass up mountain” I guess
Anyway, to start:
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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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Jack lassoing Ennis might actually be the cutest thing I’ve ever fucking seen
Today I learned that Brokeback Mountain is NOT a parody. Brokeback Mountain is a real actual romance.
I will now be live-reacting here on tumblr because I’m 4 minutes in and my partner already looks like this
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Each time I shout something across the room. If you DONT want to see me yelling, well, you can take that up with my username.
Or you can blacklist the tag “Back that ass up mountain” I guess
Anyway, to start:
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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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Just some shirtless dudes rasslin’. Nothing queer or gay about a coupla shirtless cowboys rasslin’. Ain’t nothin’ but a pair of straight shirtless boys rasslin’ and kissin’ and not being queer.
Today I learned that Brokeback Mountain is NOT a parody. Brokeback Mountain is a real actual romance.
I will now be live-reacting here on tumblr because I’m 4 minutes in and my partner already looks like this
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Each time I shout something across the room. If you DONT want to see me yelling, well, you can take that up with my username.
Or you can blacklist the tag “Back that ass up mountain” I guess
Anyway, to start:
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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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Me: Oooh they kissin
Me: Ah I could do without the forced kissi- OOOH THEY GONNA FUCK
WHAIT JUSSA SECOND NOW THATS NOT HOW ANAL SEX WORKS
Today I learned that Brokeback Mountain is NOT a parody. Brokeback Mountain is a real actual romance.
I will now be live-reacting here on tumblr because I’m 4 minutes in and my partner already looks like this
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Each time I shout something across the room. If you DONT want to see me yelling, well, you can take that up with my username.
Or you can blacklist the tag “Back that ass up mountain” I guess
Anyway, to start:
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shutupimyelling · 2 years ago
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Jack and Ennis any time they look at or think about each other:
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Today I learned that Brokeback Mountain is NOT a parody. Brokeback Mountain is a real actual romance.
I will now be live-reacting here on tumblr because I’m 4 minutes in and my partner already looks like this
Tumblr media
Each time I shout something across the room. If you DONT want to see me yelling, well, you can take that up with my username.
Or you can blacklist the tag “Back that ass up mountain” I guess
Anyway, to start:
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