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Pride is Beautiful / So are you xx

Gay

Bisexual

Asexual

Pansexual

Polysexual

Aromantic

Demisexual

Genderfluid

Genderqueer

Transgender

Nonbinary

Genderflux

Lesbian

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i got sick and decided to make a thing so here the thing is. i don’t really know what this is. i guess i just wanted to say that all kinds of humans are good and nature is good also so why not make them be good together. hope you enjoyed the thing. 

p.s. sorry for not including every pride flag, there are just so freaking many and tbh I’m still learning. Also sorry sorry sorry if any of these titles are wrong. my bad. i do not want to offend anyone i swear, just thought this was a cute idea!!! 

k bye. xxx \(’ o’)/

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i’m losing my mind

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures #1 - Return of The Shredder Part 1 (1989)

“Hyper-speed!”

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is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

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Muppet Maniacs by Jason Beck

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Me

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Do you have than mood?

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for fuck’s sake

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Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

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Me, when someone throws me something and I manage to actually catch it:

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TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?