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boromir's little sword twirl that he does>>>>>

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Art request by @lsd-astronaut that’s based on this post pls go check it out!!!

basically Faramir being a mind reader/telepath and blows up Boromir’s pancakes xD

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Faramir: Father says I’m too soft to be a leader.

Boromir: You literally threw a goblin off a cliff last week.

Faramir: With compassion.

Boromir: What compassion?

Faramir: I yelled 'sorry' on the way down.

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Don’t worry, that’s just how he is. The elves don’t get it either.

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Bilbo in the spider scene in The Hobbit movies: I’ll use my ring to make myself invisible and stab the spiders (and show that the Ring is evil for narrative effect)

Tolkien in the spider scene in The Hobbit book: It’s at this point I should tell you Bilbo Baggins was a demon as a child and actually has fantastic aim with rocks

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Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.

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About his mind. 

After Mabel&Dipper finally knew about Ford. There’re traces, little clues here and there. But Ford’s absence in Stan’s mind is still…

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idea ive had floating around in my head for a while

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guys I figured out whos committing the voter fraud

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They are so silly <33

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Since you are taking in the filthy kind, how about the Stan twins with aftercare?

People really underestimate the importance of it. Aftercare need to be taught more!

˖ . ݁ Stan & Ford aftercare headcanons 𝜗𝜚. ݁₊

a/n: oh i adore this request. ur absolutely right, people seriously underestimate how important aftercare is. it’s necessary and honestly deserves way more space both in fics and real life ♡ sorry i got carried away with Stan lol

warning: mentions of sex

۶ৎ STANLEY

ᯓ★ Stan can’t talk for like a full five minutes. first of all because he’s tired as fuck and second because he’s emotionally ruined. just stares at the ceiling and breathes. you’ll be curled against his side and he’ll say, “holy shit ?? fuck, i love you????“

ᯓ★ he’ll beg to make it up to you. “lemme take care of you now, honey. just lay back. lemme kiss you all over. lemme show you how good you are to me.”

ᯓ★ mullet Stan will say smth as “that was better than therapy. and cheaper, too”

ᯓ★ he’s sweating bullets. big panting huffing breaths. “holy shit, sweetheart, we okay? you still here? you still with me? you took it so good, baby. jesus, i don’t deserve you.”

ᯓ★ he’s got the shakes. and he covers it up with jokes. “damn near saw god back there. d’you see me black out for a sec? no? cool, cool. . .” but his hands are trembling as he strokes your hair. he needs to feel you against him to steady his own pulse

ᯓ★ Stanley immediately runs to grab a towel or his softest shirt. he wipes your skin so carefully. but you can tell he’s holding back, he’s afraid to hurt you more, even though a second ago he was absolutely rearranging your guts. silly guy

ᯓ★ he’ll sleep belly to belly with you, one leg thrown over your thigh, his hand splayed protectively over your heart. he breathes with you, tries to sync his exhale to your inhale. you’re his home now. and he needs you warm and close and real

ᯓ★ he’s obsessed with putting clothes back on you. even if it’s just his old t-shirt. you’ll be lying there naked and he’s already tugging it over your head, muttering “you’ll get cold, c’mere, lemme wrap you up“ because he needs you covered and safe!!

ᯓ★ he feeds you :) always. digs out whatever snack he can find. his hands and legs are still trembling but he cant help it, he needs to take care of you. and for Stanley sharing food with someone is caring. because for most of his life, it was food that he lacked

ᯓ★ no, you don't understand. listen to me. he insists you eat smth >:( like physically brings you snacks and bottle caps soda and says, “don’t argue. i fucked the calories right outta you. now open up.” he’ll feed you bites with his fingers if you let him

ᯓ★ uhh yeah. Stan (mullet Stan too) absolutely cries in secret when you fall asleep on his chest. it's silent tears more than all. he’s not used to this. not used to being trusted, loved, held. he wraps both arms around you and buries his face in your hair. “how’d i get so lucky?“

ᯓ★ he’s an expert at holding you. no lie. he won’t move unless you do. you say “gotta pee,” and he groans so dramatic “you leavin’ me already?? i just got my baby where i want them!!!“

ᯓ★ idk why i imagine mullet Stan doing this more than all, but he peels off his undershirt and uses it to clean you up, even if it’s gross for u. “here, lemme, uh, just— there. that better?” he’s blushing even though you just had your mouth on his cock for 10 straight minutes.

he says “hope it didn’t get in your eye” you laugh and this guy melts

ᯓ★ Stan asks for “just five more minutes” of cuddling. every time. doesn’t matter if you’re sweaty, sticky, crushed into a single bed in 90 degree heat. he needs your body on his

ᯓ★ he plays with your jewelry. if you wear any, of course. rings, earrings, necklace, he fidgets with them after sex like a nervous habit. rolls your ring between his fingers. traces your earlobe. kisses your collarbone where your chain sits

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ᯓ★ Ford needs to say your name after. several times. “you’re alright, y/n?”

“you did so well, y/n. . .”

“youre so, so good to me, y/n”

ᯓ★ he’ll get very quiet and just trace your lower back with his fingertips. slow circles. sometimes writes his initials with a dumb smile. he won’t say what he’s doing. but it’s so soft you melt into the bed.

ᯓ★ Ford gets so tender he’ll read to you after. pulls out a worn book, props you against his chest, and reads soothing, slow-voiced excerpts about galaxies or old poetry, he loves these and he knows you do too. he does it to calm himself too

ᯓ★ after intense sex, he won’t let you walk afterward. Ford scoops you into his arms even if you protest. “you’re not to stand on those legs yet. they’ve worked enough tonight.”

you get carried to the bath. the bed. the couch. wherever. you're his tiny galaxy to transport<3

ᯓ★ ahhh he’ll sit you in his lap and wrap his coat around both of you

ᯓ★ he apologizes even if you liked it. he’s so guilty but so reverent. “i shouldn’t have let myself get like that. youre— youre precious. i mean, youre not meant to be handled like— like a thing“ but if you tell him you liked it, he’ll go feral all over again, this time with his mouth on your pulse and his hands stroking your trembling calves <3

ᯓ★ he checks your temperature. again not consciously. his hand cups your cheek, your collarbone, your thigh. “are you warm enough? still breathing okay?”

ᯓ★ he’ll ask “are you alright?” in five different ways. “did i push too hard?”, “can i hold you closer?”, “you’re not sore, are you?”, “let me get you smth.”, “say anything. please.”

ᯓ★ this man is terrified you’ll regret it. he hides it well, but his fear of being too desperate makes him quiet, shivery

ᯓ★ Ford doesn’t sleep until you do. again, it’s not even conscious i think. he watches you breathe, your eyes flutter closed, and only then lets himself soften too. he pulls the blanket higher around your shoulder. kisses your forehead

ᯓ★ he needs to say “thank you.” after sex. every time. and he means it. hes grateful you trust him. Ford says it with his lips pressed to your temple. sometimes he tears up. doesn’t tell you

ᯓ★ if you suck him off especially sloppy though he’ll wipe your mouth with his sleeve so gently you feel like royalty aahahahha murmurs smth as “there. now you’re perfect again.“

ᯓ★ he’ll hold your foot in his lap and rub slow circles into your ankle

ᯓ★ he wants to journal what happened. but not to be creepy, he just wants to remember it all and my boy just loves journaling okay?? your sounds. your body. your little laugh. it’s sacred to him

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I think Ford would love to see all the little signs of his partner around the house. If you leave behind a bobby pin or hair elastic, even strands of your hair left behind on his pillow.

It’s a reminder of you when you’re away. He’d actually be upset if you didn’t leave anything behind for him, like your shampoo of choice in his shower or a change of clothes in case you stay over.

And if you have a signature scent you prefer, and leave a bottle of it behind? He’s spraying it just to get a whiff of you. He’ll bury his face in your pillow and just INHALE, deep breaths into it until he’s lightheaded and has to stop. Even then, he considers diving back in for more.

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kiss kiss fall in debt

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grouchy old man who i love dearly

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Redraw of the “new couch” storyboard by Alanso Ramirez Ramos.

Bit of a different take

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Stanford Pines, everyone