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the point of fanfiction is that you can write whatever the fuck you want forever and no one can stop you. #thepower

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When you've been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.

Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.

Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.

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I think the weirdest form of fatphobia I keep bumping into is writers suddenly becoming deeply concerned with physical realism when a fat character is involved even in contexts where everybody's physical capabilities are explicitly bullshit. "They're fat, it wouldn't make sense for them to have super speed" and it would make sense for the 98-pound twink to be able to run at Mach Fuck? That's something skinny people can do in real life, is it?

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"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

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characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

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me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

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In other fan-casting news, I may have just found out what musician Damon Albarn looked like in the 90s and it turns out it’s pretty much exactly how I picture Bran Cornick

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I NEED someone to validate my leah and bran cornick fancast of tom and zendaya

Okay first of all SO jazzed that someone is coming to me with Bran and Leah fancasting. Let’s get some photos up in here, and to really play into the Cornick fantasy I’m gonna try to find ones where Tom isn’t looking at Zendaya like she hangs the moon. (As anyone would, really)

Love that Zendaya means Leah is a tall glamazon she deserves to be

Love that Bran is shorter than Leah. Man was born in antiquity, even if he was tall then there’s no way he’s tall now

Tom definitely fits the “could be your pizza delivery boy” and “everyone’s favorite friendly Marrok” vibes Bran likes to project

My big question is, could Tom pull off the darker dictatorial and manipulative sides of Bran? Would I believe him when he brushes Leah off in public? When Charles defers to his will? It’s hard for me to imagine because my brain auto jumps to Spider-Man and “oh gee Mr. Stark” haha.

Final conclusion: I may not be 100% sold, but I definitely want to see that screen test now

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Grovel Fiend

For fucks sake, Patricia Briggs created the perfect climatic conditions for the ultimate grovel scenario (TM) and we are instead forced to listen to Mercy’s whining instead! This is a crime!!

the perfect climatic conditions for the ultimate grovel scenario:

Compelling couple.

Leah is a brash difficult woman. But shes competent and loyal to a fault. Also we know she wont believe he suddenly loves her

Bran is a compelling male character. Nuanced. Scheming. Is the strongest man in that world but very rarely decides to physically throw that around. Prefers to manipulate his way.

Ironically hes the sentimental one out of the too. Shes the more practical one.

He spent the last 200 years convincing her shes unloveable and he cant stand her. Inadvertently tapping into her worst fears and trauma.

He has a solid explanation for why he held at her arms length (mommy trauma, her power over his wolf)

He thought shes the one who did the ultimate betrayal. But turns out hes the one who betrayed her and wanted to kill her! (Chefs kiss angst)

Spent the last 200 years of his marriage, believing the worst of her and finding fault in her.

the mastermind extraordinaire now has a blind spot on his mate and turns out hes doesnt actually know her inner workings

Leah is a brash bitch. She’s difficult. Anrgy etc. Shes not a woe is me Mary Sue. Wont turn the story into a melodrama because shes a proactive character

There is 200 years of (valid) misunderstandings and resentment to unravel.

The sacred mating bond was forced shut for 200 years. The shock. The drama. The possibilities and repercussions!

Could go on and on. But I am not a literary expert. Just a Leah Mega fan.

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Lover’s spat

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bagginshield fandom how we feeling

just imagine a final panel showing balin’s long suffering face cause he literally just had the same conversation with the hobbit in question five minutes earlier.

there are many benefits to being a royal adviser. getting pestered for dating advice is not one of them.

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a very famous headcannon in the fandom about dwarf culture, whose braids have meaning (including courting), but Bilbo doesn't know it

btw, I'm still traveling and working so I took a break from my modern au, but I did it so at least I wouldn't end up not posting anything

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35 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (January 18, 2025)

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I don't want closure. I want revenge. I want karma to pull up with receipts and make it hurt.