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the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence

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Muderhelion fic idea where it's a "what if they were both human" AU but instead of something like a coffee shop AU they're both still the same amount of unhinged. MB is an escaped child soldier freelancing as a bodyguard and ART is a university professor academic who moonlights as a spy and getaway driver for an anticapitalist terrorist organization. Each of them have warrants out for their arrest in various countries. They're both still genderless and use it/its pronouns. Do you see my vision

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In honor of reaching 500+ on tiktok I made this piece 🩷

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WHOMST restarted the Amontilladoposting in this the year of our Lord 2025

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this was meant to be an attempt at kira/cretak (my favoritest rarepair ever) but i don't think either of them turned out quite right. LOL.

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Yard Time for Maybe

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This is not like a fully completed thought but yk

So I've done my first aid + CPR a few times. And every single time I try and bring up scenarios for fat folks

Specifically like 'what if someone is too large for me to wrap my arms around then to do the heimleich'

And its incredibly rare I get a decent answer.

How absolutely insane is it that me, as a fat person, is asking how to have MY life saved or to save ANOTHER life, is an impossible feat if someone is fat.

Most of the time they tell me to 'just try anyways uwu'

There has got to be a better option.

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Desire to walk with Dave on a trail VS the fact that it’s peak dog walking time

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"Mountain Climbing Horror Stories" by SoysenSyndrome

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how is it that i've spent 24 years on this earth without knowing who Woody Strode was?

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i think this very goofy bear is 429 Social

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My fanart of Ianto Jones 💙✨

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@vera-king-hrfl holy fuck dude - mega ideas for HotN costume ball perhaps...the amount of funds that went into these could pay off quite a few of my bills I believe...but they are fucking gorgeous

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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day