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Diego: I have been alive for almost 30 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of a public bathroom you're in.

Klaus: "Come back with a warrant" is my go-to.

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“Not much of a movie watcher, unfortunately, but that Elf guy is pretty.” Pamela retorted. She watched the man fly into a tree and gasped as a leg try to go for her as well before she backed up and sat on the forest floor, bringing up a vine from the ground beside her. “Got something better.” She said before hurling a large vine into the spider, which only made its attention turn to her now. 

Pamela watched it come near her and basically froze on the spot, but then asked the tree the man stood beside to drop a branch over the creature’s head, but got resistance. “The trees aren’t listening to me. What’s with this damn forest!?” She growled in complaint.

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“I have to agree, actually.” Pamela didn’t seem the type to like others, but if they had a less annoying nature. Media seemed to be the type that had a more mature disposition than most, and seemed to not be too freaked out about all the chaos. Pamela was also enjoying how nature, no matter how crazy it seemed, wanted to fight back. “And I, you.” Pamela grinned politely. She knew they’d be fast friends and possibly take down any goody-two-shoes that tried to get in their way of a good time. 

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“So, we should definitely think about tightening security around the forest - do you think the swamp will need it too? Or is that just better at keeping things out than in? Wait - that seems worse.” (from zee to pam) @deadmcgics​

“Might be more fun to just let them in.” Pamela raised a brow smugly. “I don’t know, I guess we would have to ask for volunteers for that. Seems like a lot of work, but if you get the hero types on board, I think you’ll have plenty just jumping at the chance to play mall cop.”

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“I just want to understand here. And I have a really simple question to ask; what the hell is happening?” (from laura to abe!) @deadmcgics​

“I believe we’re in some sort of a temporal shift of some sort. And by shift, I mean that quite literally. It feels as if everything is just slightly...wrong.” At first notice, nothing appeared out of place, but the energy of the anomaly was definitely there, like an eerie aura all around. 

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“Okay I know that wasn’t in the way the last time I tried to get into this cafe.” (Tony to Abe!) @magicandiron​

The doors seemed to be boarded up when Abe reached the cafe with the stranger he had just met, his head cocked to the side in confusion. “I wonder how the person got back inside.” He looked up to see that there was evidence of someone still being inside in what may have been an upstairs flat of some sort. “Do you think they can walk through walls?” He looked around the building near an alley and saw a ladder leaning against an opposite wall and chuckled. “They used that window and pushed the ladder away. Not that clever, after all. Should we knock?”

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“Would you accept some constructive criticism on how to take on that wraith?” From Constantine to Pam! @magicandiron​

Pamela was mid-battle with a creature she had never seen before when she heard the voice of a stranger sounding like he was judging her. “I’m all ears, buddy.” She whipped another vine from both hands to tie down the creature to a tree that was slowly giving way from the weight pushed on it. “How do you know what the hell this thing is?” She shouted over her shoulder as the wraith cried out in frustration to be free. 

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“Anyone got a sledgehammer and superhuman strength? Asking for this door and also that stupidly impossibly heavy key.” (from five to abe) @casualxsabotage​

“Unfortunately, my strengths are mostly water related and fighting, but I think two strong lads such as ourselves can set to this task and be successful. Just need a little...posi...tivity!” He grunted out as he too attempted to lift the key with no success. “Okay, now I feel emasculated, and I’m mostly comprised of fish DNA.”

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“Harley?! Oh, my...!” Pamela wasn’t one for girly squeals and screaming into a hug, but Harley made Pamela feel things she wasn’t quite used to, and they were all good. She embraced the blonde and rolled her eyes playfully. “You’re right, but if you pinch my cheeks, I might have to rethink this friendship” She winked then looked around them. “You know, we may have to fight our way out of here. You ready to bathe in some blood, blondie?”

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“I’ve never seen something like that werewolf in my life!” jim to pam! @occultbat​

“Like that one? Why do I feel like there’s a story in here somewhere that’ll be better told when we’re not still covered in its guts?” They had defeated the beast, but it wasn’t pretty. “I need a shower and a martini.”

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“I don’t know what the hell was going on, but I was trying to help. Probably made it worse.” hellboy to abe! @occultbat​

“That seems to be your MO.” Abe teased with a smirk, but knew that there was nothing Hellboy had done, but sometimes their efforts to help only seemed to freak people out. “I suppose seeing a giant red demon pulling you out of a fiery car would cause panic for any reasonable human.” 

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“I bet some freaky bald megalomaniac got into this baby once. You know, just a hunch.” from nat to klaus ! @occultbat​

“Oohh, do you think he has a hot daughter that still lives here? I like the crazy ones.” Klaus smirked and shimmied his shoulders playfully. He tried to peer through the windows himself and just saw dusty floors and a staircase. “Yeah, definitely a basement being used for torture sessions in here. We need to get out of the cold, though.” He shrugged.

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Klaus was tired of walking around, if he was being honest, and he’d survived the jungles of Vietnam. At least that was predictable, in a way. You expected death and shooting and trench-foot. Melded buildings? Not so much. “You wouldn’t have to throw me at them. I’d launch myself at them just so I could get this over with.” He had really expected to die when he watched the moon explode. Maybe then he could have found Dave in the afterlife. He put his hand around Dave’s dog-tags and kept moving. “Where are we going, anyway?”

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I tried going deep into the woods and I got lost, plus there’s a lot of fog and I swear I saw a house moving around on chicken legs. Giant chicken legs. I can’t make this up.” (steve to pamela) @ghcstspidr​

“Oh, I believe you saw it.” Pamela looked at the man with wide eyes. “I mean, I myself have seen a double rainbow all across the sky!” She laughed. “How many magic mushrooms have you been eating out here?”

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“Would if I could, darling. Don’t exactly know where home is from here.” He rolled his eyes. Was the Academy even in this place? Where would he even be sleeping tonight? He was all for taking shelter in weird places, but in the winter, he liked to find someone to date in order to crash with them. That wouldn’t be happening anymore. Not after meeting Dave. He snapped from his memories and tried to pretend he wasn’t still a little dope sick to help her lift up the key. “You know, you don’t have to be so rude. You catch more bees with honey.” He winced, pushing the key into place with the assistance of the woman. She wasn’t wrong though. He was a lot more weaker now while trying to sober up just to see Dave, and now he was left with seeing ghosts everyday.

“It’s cold, It’s wet, and I just want to go home!” @siinergymuses​

“go on, then,” jess mutters in reply, her grumpiness seething out as her body shivers a little - there’s not enough warmth left on earth, she thinks, to make her pleasant. “swim off home. i won’t hold it against you.” what she wouldn’t give to be on a beach in croatia, or somewhere in mexico where the heat would be inescapable. instead she’s here, with the threat of literally freezing in place. she blinks. “stupid goddamn heavy key - i don’t suppose you’d be any help in lifting this thing? you look like you’d break just from trying.”

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― Sorrow, they put me on the pill. It’s in my honey, it’s in my milk.

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diego and vanya ⊳ the umbrella academy

You never know when to stop, do you? You got enough material for your sequel yet?