silentassassin15
silentassassin15
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silentassassin15 · 5 years ago
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wow come for my neck like that
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silentassassin15 · 5 years ago
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silentassassin15 · 5 years ago
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Whoever did this: GET OUT
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silentassassin15 · 5 years ago
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silentassassin15 · 6 years ago
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When medication says "do not operate heavy machinery" they're probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
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silentassassin15 · 6 years ago
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Holy shit.... Never Again Action (the group who started #JewsAgainstICE) had an ICE detention truck drive through them while they were shutting down Wayne Detention Center in Rhode Island this evening (August 14th).
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silentassassin15 · 6 years ago
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silentassassin15 · 6 years ago
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shoutout to the genuinely nice girls who tell u ur hair looks good or ask where u got ur jeans from or gently let u know if u have lipstick on ur teeth…..u make the world a better place 
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silentassassin15 · 6 years ago
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silentassassin15 · 6 years ago
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This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
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silentassassin15 · 6 years ago
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i have a right to be unavailable, unable to reach, uninterrupted….etc. regardless of who you are or what you want from me
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silentassassin15 · 6 years ago
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So many people confuse being irresponsible with being fun and having self-control with being boring
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silentassassin15 · 6 years ago
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I hate feeling like people are getting bored of me
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silentassassin15 · 6 years ago
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me sitting up: vibe check!😉🤘🏽
doctor operating on my heart: stop doing that
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