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I literally think I have a problem… I wanna go out and “borrow” stuff so bad…. 💔

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long shoplifting sdvice post. feel free to add to it.

this is for roleplay, and is not genuine advice from a genuine shoplifter.

updated 5/24/25

shoplifting advice, from someone who has never ever lifted 500+ dollars worth of stuff, from:

w@lm@rt (never going there again. got caught recently. they dont play and donated to trump)

u!t@

b0x!unch

h0tt0pic

r0ss

m@rsh@lls

k0h!s

d0!!ar tree

five be!0w

t@rget

c<s

and probably more that I can't remember

anywho, ground rules:

chain? free reign

small shop? full stop.

if shoplifting will put someone you are with in danger that they did not agree to, don't do it. especially if you are with a minority.

ok, baseline advice:

alarm goes off? keep. walking. act nonchalant. I've had alarms go off on me - I just kept walking. nobody said anything to me.

be confident, but not cocky. I have walked out of shops with full carts and nobody said a thing. more on this later.

don't be rude or overly chatty. if you are rude, anyone who sees you is way more l likely to tell someone. being overly chatty can make you seem suspicious. be careful asking for the location of things - depending on how large the store is, they may watch you til the register. I've seen some advice saying to ask for an object, have them walk you to it, and pretend to be displeased with it and walk out.

don't dress sexy or alluring. do not draw attention or leave any of your tattoos visible. if you have on a really short skirt, don't lift. weirdos may be looking at your ass and noticing you lift.

tips and advice in no general order:

if you don't have a cart, bring a reusable shopping bag, and just stick shit in there. you don't have to be as sneaky about this, because if anyone notices you can just say you didn't have the hands for all your items, and you were going to pay for it all when you arrived at checkout. I've never been caught stashing anything, but the less suspicious you look the less suspiciously they're likely to treat you. (occasionally i just carry things until i can't hold them all, pretend to be frustrated, stick your shit in the bag to help you carry it.)

employee entrances and exits into the back rarely have cameras, making them great places to stash if you can avoid the employees. I especially like the toilet paper and paper towel roll isles, so i can sit down and take a break, as well as stash some stuff. never stash near a tech area. i did so recently and got caught. go to the kids isle or another area without cameras.

if they try to stop you from going into the bathroom even though you just saw someone else go in, you've been caught. ditch your shit or pay for it and leave. quickly.

if you plan to just walk out with a large basket, it's best to do it somewhere large, with more than one customer exit. if you are leaving the store with just your bag, this matters less. again, confidence is key.

if you do get caught, say you were overwhelmed and have an anxiety disorder, and simply 'forgot'. apologize profusely, and offer to pay for the items. however, if they take you into the back shut the fuck up. do not say anything, give them anything you took, and ask if you are free to leave. I've never tried this but put your personal items in one bag and your shopping items in a reusable bag. if someone questions you or tries to stop you, drop the lifted items and keep walkin.

sometimes if i genuinely get overwhelmed and think I have everything I need, i just walk out quickly - someone stops you? you are overwhelmed and overstimulated, even better if you have headphones that are on. It is really unlikely anyone will touch you, and if they do, flinch. Better if you tear up. I'm autistic so this reaction would likely be legit from me. ymmv.

I recommend masking for the safety of yourself and others, but it also makes you harder to identify. If you don't mask, vary wether you do or don't. normally, people who mask do it all the time, so going between wearing a mask and not wearing a mask may also cause confusion.

If an employee speaks to you, be kind. If they hand you a basket, hold it the same way you do your stash-bag, and put things you don't want in your basket, and things you do want in your bag. leave the basket near the exit, and walk out.

Try not to frequent the same places, and try not to steal every time. (I've broken this rule and been fine, but the point stands.)

If you fear you have been caught or noticed, stop stashing, buy something small, and leave. however, sometimes taking the time to buy something will get you caught, so choose whether to pay for something or just leave. look at the exits and who is standing there, and look at the register area. if anyone official is standing at the checkout or door, choose wisely. you can also just put things back. stashing in and of itself is not a crime.

christmas time is one of the best times to go shoplifting - it is busy, and staff probably won't look at you too closely if you leave without purchasing something

most staff don't get paid enough to care all that much what you do. don't be a nuisance and don't bother them and they probably won't gaf.

if you have a bag from a store in a mall that is also in another mall (barnes and noble is in a lot of malls, for example), bring that shopping bag with something small in it, and carry that around to make it seem like you've already spent money. put items in that bag, stores are unlikely to search a bag from another store.

some malls have security that cannot stop you unless you leave the store you are in without paying, and their LP will stand outside the store and wait for you to leave or trip an alarm. be mindful.

if you are carrying a phone or waterbottle, put your items in the hand holding the object, then put them both in the bag at the same time.

its ok to shoplift from goodwill. they suck balls. they also cant do anything about it :)

THIS IS JUST FOR ROLEPLAY. SHOPLIFTING IS A CRIME AND SHOULD NOT BE DONE BY ANYONE, AT ALL, EVER!! THIS IS FOR WRITING REFERENCE AND ROLEPLAY!! DO NOT TAKE THIS ADVICE TO HEART!!

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If I ever say to shoplift, I am not talking about stealing from small businesses, or local chains. I am talking about going into Walmart and taking floss or thread or smuggle food if you can.

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People who get triggered over healed sh scars are so fucking annoying like bitch I'm gonna slice my wrists in front of ur face you asswipe.

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that one scar that's bigger than every other one for some reason>>>>>>>>>>>

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you told me to get her boyfriend to break up with her

a love god told me to find another.

i think Eros knows more than a ginger twink

for the love of the fucking gods i do not need you are my relationship coach

That's blasphemy @sillimoff

And I'm good at it

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The Election and the Future (Helpol Edition)

As we all are fully aware by now, the results of the US presidential election are not good for those of us who fall into any minority group. I'm lucky enough to live in a blue state, surrounded by other blue states, and within a safe distance of Canada. My heart goes out to those who don't have that same privilege. With that being said, I want to offer some suggestions for things to do religiously in the days and weeks to come.

The main thing I would suggest, above all else, is to take good care of yourself. Take deep breaths, eat the foods you love, listen to your favorite songs, shower or take a bath, and so on. As someone who struggles with depression frequently, I know that religious practice can be hard when the rest of your life feels like it's falling apart.

After that, I would suggest frequent prayers. If you've never honored Zeus, Athena, Hestia, or Ares, then I would recommend starting. Zeus and Athena both are associated with politics, especially Zeus, with His domain also lying in the well-being of strangers, and a general practice of hospitality. Athena, as a Goddess of wisdom and the defense of towns. Hestia, for protection and peace within the home. Ares, for protection and peace outside of it. And if you also have the time and energy, rereading the Bakkhai would be an excellent idea, either as inspiration or self-care.

All of y'all out there are in my nightly prayers, all the more so if you're already in a red state, and may the Gods see us through this safely.

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i would like to come back and say no.

i see our beliefs are different, and i know in your eyes saying this may change nothing and i respect that but i have cast it upon this person as she has affecting my mental health extremely negative ways for years and i believe this will help me. she has made me struggle alot with self worth and such and i casted this spell in a more positive light, more making her stop speaking behind my back rather than cursing her.

but ty very much for your input and i will keep it in mind for future reference :)

Keep My Name Out Of Your Fucking Mouth ~ Binding curse

Howdy y'all! I was dealing with some bullshit that I would rather not deal with but a las, here I am. Anyways, did a little thing and thought I'd share for anyone who has to work with absolute vain, dumb pieces of shit like me. Please excuse how cringe the writing is, I really let my 13 year old emo me run wild with this but it felt fantastic to cast. As always, when cursing and hexing please make sure you stay safe. Ground yourself before hand, cleanse yourself after, don't damage yourself just to get one over on someone else. Happy casting.

Ingredients:

your rage

a black candle(ideally taper but a tealight or whatever will do just fine)

twine(so they feel like they're suffocating)

a sharp utensil or needle to carve said candle

Steps:

Carve the target's name into the black taper candle with the needle . Put a circle around their name and a giant X over the circle. This is to symbolize a bound mouth.

Wrap the candle with twine, visualizing the person being bound and silenced. Please practice fire safety. DO NOT LEAVE UNATTENDED. Keep in a safe dish or simply opt out of the twine if you know you don't want to sit there the whole time.

Light the black taper and say the incantation below. Let the candle burn down completely or fully past the engraving, focusing on your intent throughout the process.

Dispose of any left over remnants in a way that suits you. Throw it in the trash, a curse box, your jobs dumpster, just be eco-friendly please.

Incantation:

"May your lies and slander turn to dust,

In your mouth, words of me shall rust.

When you speak, the twine constrains,

Your words of me, bound in chains.

Feel the pressure, feel the strain,

Each attempt will be in vain.

By this candle, black as pitch,

Your mouth shall twitch, your tongue shall stitch.

Silence now, hold your breath,

Speak of me and feel my wrath.

This spell I weave, this curse I cast,

Keep my name out of your fucking mouth,

And let this silence last."

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@enby-and-a-twink you better feel this way

I can't even start to explain how happy I am that byler coded colors are the colors of my country's flag, like yeah bitch I live in Bylertopia😎😎😎 (Ukraine)

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ofcourse, ty for reminding me to be careful.

Keep My Name Out Of Your Fucking Mouth ~ Binding curse

Howdy y'all! I was dealing with some bullshit that I would rather not deal with but a las, here I am. Anyways, did a little thing and thought I'd share for anyone who has to work with absolute vain, dumb pieces of shit like me. Please excuse how cringe the writing is, I really let my 13 year old emo me run wild with this but it felt fantastic to cast. As always, when cursing and hexing please make sure you stay safe. Ground yourself before hand, cleanse yourself after, don't damage yourself just to get one over on someone else. Happy casting.

Ingredients:

your rage

a black candle(ideally taper but a tealight or whatever will do just fine)

twine(so they feel like they're suffocating)

a sharp utensil or needle to carve said candle

Steps:

Carve the target's name into the black taper candle with the needle . Put a circle around their name and a giant X over the circle. This is to symbolize a bound mouth.

Wrap the candle with twine, visualizing the person being bound and silenced. Please practice fire safety. DO NOT LEAVE UNATTENDED. Keep in a safe dish or simply opt out of the twine if you know you don't want to sit there the whole time.

Light the black taper and say the incantation below. Let the candle burn down completely or fully past the engraving, focusing on your intent throughout the process.

Dispose of any left over remnants in a way that suits you. Throw it in the trash, a curse box, your jobs dumpster, just be eco-friendly please.

Incantation:

"May your lies and slander turn to dust,

In your mouth, words of me shall rust.

When you speak, the twine constrains,

Your words of me, bound in chains.

Feel the pressure, feel the strain,

Each attempt will be in vain.

By this candle, black as pitch,

Your mouth shall twitch, your tongue shall stitch.

Silence now, hold your breath,

Speak of me and feel my wrath.

This spell I weave, this curse I cast,

Keep my name out of your fucking mouth,

And let this silence last."

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PSA: Aphrodite isn't just romantic love, the ancient Greeks had 7 words for love!

eros: your typical love, romance, sex, all that. typically what Aphrodite is known for.

philautia: self-love (which is SO SO important!)

storge: parental love, the bond that parents and children have with each other.

ludus: playful love - banter, teasing, flirting as a joke with your friends.

pragma: longstanding love, that is built upon trust and respect for one another. can be any type of relationship.

xenia: hospitality, a love and care for strangers and the people around you.

agape: true, unconditional love. the love everyone should aim to feel for others and to let others feel for them.

Lady Aphrodite is all of this! She tends to like hearing about relationships (in my experience), and She's always willing to lend some advice!

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Artwork by Machuca

Offering yourself to Hekáte:

Hekáte, enjoys offerings that are not only personal to Her but personal to those devoted to Her as well.

Artwork, poetry, song, dance, chants, and prayers that you have created. Offer Her your favorite food, play your favorite song for Her, sweepings from your home, flowers from your garden. Strands of your hair, a spritz of your perfume, clippings from your nails.

Continue to offer Her things that She loves but don't forget to pour yourself and your love into those offerings too.

Hekáte called you, She wants to know you, She wants your devotion.

Hail the Goddess of All, Hekáte Enodia.

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you abandoned me cause u were too busy calling ur girlfriend all night

First Post in a LONG time

Sorry I haven't been posting recently; lotta things going on. Gonna try post more regularly!

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for anyone seeing this do not take their advice they are currently in the closet

hai! I have watched ur blog for a few months and i love it! X3 just was wondering how you came out? OwO

Thanks So Much! I would say that from my experience this is what works: if you are sure that u're parent is 100% pro queer, just make it painfully obvious that u are lgbtqia - who knows they might let u get pride converse!

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BRO DONT BE PLAYING I KNOW THATS U TALKING TO URSELF

hai! I have watched ur blog for a few months and i love it! X3 just was wondering how you came out? OwO

Thanks So Much! I would say that from my experience this is what works: if you are sure that u're parent is 100% pro queer, just make it painfully obvious that u are lgbtqia - who knows they might let u get pride converse!

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he they r the best pronouns bro wdym

You're still nonbinary even if you prefer gendered pronouns like she or he.

Being nonbinary is not always about pursuing some sort of neutrality. It's about finding the truest version of yourself and living.