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Hey me and my girlfriend spotted you from across the bar. We think your vibe is absolutely rancid. We are going to kill you.
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How am I supposed to get anything done in these conditions
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would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written

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you sad little pervert
im happy big & sexually normal
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was gonna make a comp of stuff from the various interesting things from th various muppet style guides but this one hit so hard i had t post it on its own
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fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"
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whenever im sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping
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How To Draw A Horse - a comic by Emma Hunsinger
ppl have been tagging me as the artist, and i dont want to take credit for someone else’s work!! emma hunsinger is an illustrator who does a lot of the New Yorker cartoons and made this comic (which was featured in the new yorker) glad to have bring some ~emotions~ to you all though :))
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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
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