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Apparently that’s a thing you should get checked out if it happens on the regular.

i can hear my blinking

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I have done this and it absolutely works.

Life hack possibility: Get a cat when you're in peak mental state and practicing all kinds of self-care. Try to keep the routine up, doing the same things at the same hours every day until the cat is used to it. Reward the cat for participating in your daily activities. Cats have pretty good internal clocks and will nag at you if something they like has been forgotten.

Ideally, you would then have a small biological reminder alarm who loves you, following you around with reminders like "HEY HUMAN YOU FUCK, IT'S 5:30 PM, TAKE YOUR MEDS, I WANT MY HUMAN-TAKES-THEIR-MEDS -TREAT", and "HEY HUMAN, GET INTO YOUR STUDY CHAIR, I WANT TO SIT ON YOUR LAP FOR DAILY READING TIME" and "HEY HUMAN GO TAKE A SHOWER, I WANT TO SIT IN THE HOT STEAMY BATHROOM" and the cat has no snooze button, because if something is important to the cat, they don't simply let you forget it.

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Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

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Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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Malicious compliance in Uni for lecturer who banned laptops during class.

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Posted on: Nov 11, 2022 4:38 am EST

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Lookit the cute little bugger I wanna squish him

Alpine is now listed for sale!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1345806161/albino-moth-creature-hand-sewn

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this might be a bold statement but I think one of the best character designs to exist in television is salem saberhagen, a warlock punished for trying to take over the world & forced to live as a cat for a 100 years, who spends his penance being a bitchy little drama queen who causes constant trouble and cries a lot 

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all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

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no it really is wednesday

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

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i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

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enjoy your mercury poisoning

Also my boss was judging me yesterday for my salmon being covered in garlic and having a powerful smell >:(

It’s tasty stfu

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YOU

are the person that eats fish at work?????

you asshole I knew you were evil but this is a whole new level

Also my boss was judging me yesterday for my salmon being covered in garlic and having a powerful smell >:(

It’s tasty stfu

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tag the oc that has the weirdest name

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sO Abel about your Mars uniform

That’s uh

that’s fine actually you’re head of security you want to wear a miniskirt and leggings with thigh high boots you go for it I ain’t gonna stop you

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#slow breathing really does help!#that fight or flight response youre feeling is triggered by the sympathetic nervous system which inhibits digestion#and gets your muscles ready to run and fight#slowing your breathing can help get your parasympathetic syste back in control#which enables digestion and relaxes the heart rate and breathing#so slow breathing really will help bc it directly counters the part of your nervous system triggering that stress response!#and i would wager that’s why your stomach is all upset#since the sympathetic response basically tries to shut down digestion to reroute blood and energy to the muscles so you can run away/fight#and thats kinda... not good for an extended period of time i would imagine lol#forgive me i just took physiology this semester#the feeling sick being bc of extended sympathetic stimulation wasnt DIRECTLY covered but i think it sounds sensible lol#so would be willing to make a wager that calming down and getting your parasympathetic back in control will help with many symptoms#anyway enough science rambling - eat - dont panic - and get through this#go go go!

Lynx best at calming people down with SCIENCE

god this is so much work fuck and im burned out from my all-nighter sunday night and like im going to roll myself in breadcrumbs and put myself in the oven and then the dishwasher im we’re so far beyond thesis papers to touch the stove to like its due tomorrow night and i have to re-order and heavily edit the entire thing oh playlist of blind guardian’s entire discography we’re really in it now