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some days im like “i havent eaten in 19 hours and im feelin fine”
and then some days im like “im on my ninth muffin and only the power of god can stop me”
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The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it
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instead of a brain there is a mini haunted house in my head
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TWILIGHT (2008) THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | “Öga for Öga” (2020)
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Me: *cleans makeup brushes* at last, here I am. Finally pulling my life together.
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Make me choose: peek a boo joy or rbb joy asked by theseulgis Make me choose: peek-a-boo joy or red flavor joy asked by anonymous
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hello 911? hi yeah omg sorry i know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like i hell don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and
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HAPPENING NOW (9/16/2020)
PROTESTERS ARE STORMING NYC’S ICE OFFICES
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