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WARNING: organ trafficking stuff

Sequel to this post

Also inspiration from this fic

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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@adelinejclose

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Finished reading the Tarot Sequence and I'm dying because what do you mean there's no set publication date for the next book!? Why do I keep doing this to myself with book series?

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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

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someone posts a blurry photo of batman with robin captioned 'lets fight crime with mama' and bruce has to pretend it didnt make him cry

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook

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Been ignoring the instructions for using Excel in my program because I don't have Excel money, only to find out the computer I was given for the program has the entire Office Suite fully paid for already on it this whole time. Now I have to go through and speedrun learning all the Excel specific stuff I skipped because I can't use Google Sheets with my final project (files are too big for it).

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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

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“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go

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In Florida I loved afternoon thunderstorms because that was for napping.

In Indiana I have developed such a strong fear response to potential severe storms that I'm anxious the whole day before at minimum. Because tornadoes exist here.