Text
A genie that Peter accidentally freed when he was fucking around at the sanctum: And for your third wish?
Peter, slamming down his fork after two plates of waffles: Take a WILD GUESS!
868 notes
·
View notes
Text
Berkeleymews dump
#1
#2
#3

#4
#5

#6

#7

#8

#9

#10
#11
#12

#13

#14

#15
#16

#17

#18

#19

#20

#21

#22

#23

#24

#25

#26

#27

#28

Credit: twitter | facebook | tumblr | instagram
181K notes
·
View notes
Text
tutorial
question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:
filter
lowercase helvetica
for extra points: add japanese text
418K notes
·
View notes
Text
so i’ve installed this mod “skyrim is windy” which makes the foliage wiggle in the breeze more. but then i didn’t play the game because sometimes i just install a bunch of mods and move on to something else without trying them out. anyways. so then i went out to buy some food and i saw the wind playing with the tree branches and i legit thought “oh so the mod is working nicely” i made a few more steps before i realized…… yea scoob this is real life
73K notes
·
View notes
Photo

I feel like I’m giving a commentary on a socio-political situation
127 notes
·
View notes
Text
Tony: I am deeply unsatisfied with all aspects of my life, but I have found a solution called spending every single dollar I have on barbecue potato chips, and so far it is not working.
570 notes
·
View notes
Text
we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)
412K notes
·
View notes
Text
Black girls and women don’t have the luxury of washing off our dark pigmentation. It isn’t some self tanning lotion that we can easily purchase from a store. We were made dark in the womb. We were born with it. We will die in it.
Having this skin gets us killed, raped, denied housing, healthcare, jobs and so much more. We get ridiculed and shamed for our skin to the point of self harm and suicide. Life isn’t some dress up game for us. Racism and Misogyny is a full blown real concept with scary consequences if you have a certain skin tone.
I have never been so disgusted and enraged in my entire life; to witness such selfishness and delusionalism; to have a bunch of conventionally attractive privileged white girls claim blackness is seen as “more desirable”.
Do you know how many black girls and women cry themselves to sleep every night because society tells us we’re ugly, vile, undesirable for having dark skin, broad facial features, kinky-nappy hair?? Do know how many mixed race children are denied by their non-black families for being black?
Utterly ridiculous and disgusting
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
When you finally find the name of the song thats been stuck in your head

449K notes
·
View notes
Text
okay so we see in homecoming that. peter was gonna do the airport fight in his onesie, and then got the new suit. the new suit with different controls and y’know. smart and confusing
did tony write a goddamn pamphlet, did peter just wing it or did he spend like 15 minutes in his room trying to figure out what the fuck all these bitch ass holograms mean w h at
509 notes
·
View notes