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WE ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH

I got Possessed by the plot demons again and I remember grabbing a post-it note in a haze and writing "nensai kubosai massage competition" or some shit. It was so sudden I started writing in my notes app instead of opening up THE SAIKIVERSE GOOGLE DOC lol

I’ve been trying to sleep but this thought hit me and it ties in with other brainrot.

Kinda Kubosai thots

I think kuboyasu would be perfect to give Saiki a massage. Like bro is strong and I can imagine him having that moment Kurumi had where he gives Saiki a lil pat and immediately realizes he is stiff as hell.

Feel like he would offer the massage and Saiki turns it down at first cus ‘look what happened last time’ vibes. But Kuboyasu just can’t let it go, like he’s stubborn and cares. He just bugs him about it until he’s just dragging him to his house.

I think Saiki would be big on physical contact. (I have a lot of thoughts on this.) Maybe lil sensitive to certain textures.

Which to say I think he would like Kuboyasu’s hands. For one, he would be successful with the massage, two warm and calloused would be a nice touch.

(Rushed to write cus I need sleep but might expand in morning)

((Edit: I might be wrong this might become a nensai thing/but thats another thot for the morning))

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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

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why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher

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I've started two fics with this concept, by the way. I am a Wretched God and I cannot be stopped in a way that matters (I want them to kiss and I am never going to be normal about it)

I'm obsessed with literally one thing and it's called Nensai truth or dare

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I'm obsessed with literally one thing and it's called Nensai truth or dare

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fun

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remember the time you made instant spoiled milk? do you think the fact i turned cheese back into curds once makes me a less or more shitty alchemist than you?

We'll have to settle this by seeing which one of us is the first to figure out how to unbake a loaf of bread.

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distressing things to say to your friends

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Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly

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I just came up with a really inconvenient, possibly unplayable four-player game: The Evil Advisor

All you need is a completely normal chess board and a deck of cards that you can somehow divide into an even amount of cards that mean "yes" or "no". Out of the four players, only two need to know how to play chess - those play the role of advisor. The other two play as rulers. At the start of the game, both advisors pull a random card from the deck, which dictates whether their goal is to win the game, or lose it. They keep their respective card, showing it to nobody else.

The rulers, who ultimately choose where to move the pieces, always aim to win the chess game, and also know that the advisor may or may not be on their side, and don't know whether to trust the advisor or not.

If the ruler wins the chess game, they win the whole game. An advisor only wins if they reach their own goal - if an advisor's goal was to lose, but the ruler wins, the advisor loses, and vice versa.

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Went to the Aboriginal artifact exhibit in Chicago. And it’s interesting. How many blankets and masks and totem poles say ‘unknown source’, because every five seconds my mom would stop and point to something and say. “Pauline’s grandmother made that,” or, “That belongs to Mike’s family, I should call him” because. It’s all stolen

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died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think

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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

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btw don't use shinigami eyes to find transphobia. a ton of transandrophobic blogs are falsely marked green, and a bunch of blogs that talk about how transandrophobia affects people are falsely marked red. shinigami eyes is being weaponized against transmascs.

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“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch