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What awaits me?

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I need someone to draw John Walker to the "Nooo don't kill yourself your so sexy aha" image- like now.

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Repo! The Genetic Opera core

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"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

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The Scarlet Spider

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If you've got a friend that you know can't remember shit, and you feel like it'd be rude to remind them about something that's coming up beforehand just in case they did remember something they signed up for and now you feel bad for implying that you don't trust their memory, and you know that there's a 90% chance that they won't remember the thing unless you remind them, here's a tip from someone with a Can't Remember Shit Disease:

Instead of simply reminding them about the event, just ask them about a specific detail involved in it instead. If you know that The Thing is on next week's friday, and the last moment you need confirmation whether they're coming or not is this thursday, instead of texting

"Hey you remember we have the thing on next week's friday, right?"

you can text some specific question - regardless of whether the info itself is important to you or not - that clarifies when the event is, like

"Hey are you going to be driving to the thing next week's friday, or is someone giving you a ride? We'll need to plan parking beforehand."

Because in case they did remember the thing, they can just answer you for the question you asked. And if they didn't remember and go "OH SHIT IT'S NEXT WEEK I COMPLETELY FORGOT", you still gave them the reminder they needed just the same.

I don't personally get insulted when people gently remind me that they know that I can't remember shit, and most self-aware memory problem people don't either, but if you're worried that it would feel rude to remind people about things you're worried they might've forgotten, this is a good way to circumvent that.

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forgetfulness is wild because sometimes its "oops silly me i left the house without my wallet again" and sometimes its "my friend is trying to reminisce on a thing we did together and the fact its jogging nothing in my brain is genuinely kind of distressing"

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IT CAME- IT FINALLY CAME!!

The Heirloom Thief - Chapter 11

Dancing and Danger

While the hobbits begin to settle in Erebor, the mountain faces numerous attacks on the eve of its Durin's day celebrations all while Bilbo comes to a shocking revelation about his relationship with Thorin.

Hey remember this fic exists? Me neither apparently. Anyway chapter 11 is up:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59384860/chapters/179415366

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If you put a dish in a dishwasher, it gets washed. If you put a shirt in a dishwasher, it gets shredded and breaks the machine.

If you put a shirt in a washing machine, it gets washed. If you put a dish in a washing machine, it gets shattered and breaks the machine.

Maybe you are not weak. They just put you into the wrong washer.

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My respect goes out to everyone who writes fanfiction. Whether you're crafting epic sagas, filling in missing moments, or just having fun with an AU, it takes so much creativity and dedication to bring those ideas to life.

Writing isn’t easy—finding the right words, keeping the momentum, and sometimes just convincing yourself to start can be a challenge. And yet, fanfic writers do it anyway, pouring love into their stories, expanding worlds, and giving us all something to obsess over.

I’ve even tried writing myself, and let me tell you—it’s hard. I don’t know if I can keep it going, and now I completely understand why there are so many unfinished fics out there. It takes so much effort to see a story through to the end, and honestly? That makes me respect fic writers even more.

So if you write fanfiction—whether you share it or keep it to yourself—just know that it’s appreciated. You’re amazing. Keep writing.

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Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.

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This is how "Power Broker" went, right?

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"yay monsters with body hair" but more than just werewolves and other lycanthropes. what about hairy vampires. i'm tired of seeing vampires be smooth as butter and flat as a washboard. just imagine.

vampires with beards, mustaches, trimmed and well-kept, stained red with blood as they finish drinking from you.

vampires with body hair, thick and dark, all over - chest hair you can run your fingers over, arm and leg hair coating their limbs, swaths of hair on their back, like a bat.

vampires with dark hair, vampires with curly hair, that doesn't glow ethereally in the moonlight but you find yourself cording your fingers through and catching the tangles.

vampires with ruffs and manes, like bats, wooly and thick and coarse. vampires with full bush, unashamedly there.

vampires with hair everywhere. vampires as natural, animal sort of beings, vampires that don't have to be clean shaven to be gorgeous and hot and desirable.

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Me with tea *sigh*

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A color that's very personal to me is buttercup yellow.

Hex code #F5B31E

@hobartsaglet @r3nstar @little-red-insomniac (no pressure)

Hello everyone <3

I'm sure you're all aware of what's going on. And if you're not, im sure youre aware how everything is so hard right now

I'm trying to be positive, even if it might seen hopeless or stupid.

Any and everyday, whenever any of you feel like you can't make change or that nothing you do makes a difference,

Tell me a color

Any color you'd like <3

Even if it's a specific type of shade you'd like (mint, cyan), I'll do my best to come close to it.

I'll color in a flower on this coloring page for each of you. For each time you felt hopeless, unloved, unwanted, or destroyed.

On friday, I'll post it. And everyone will be able to see what a beautiful thing that YOU helped create <3

I've already started doing flowers. Come create some hope with me <3 I have an entire coloring book. And I'll use it to hold all of you close

Mootie tags, if they'd like to reblog to help spread it around a little and also so they know they can participate aswell. Anyone can (this is entirely /nf. It's just so I can make sure that everyone that would want to, can.)

@mossmakesstuff @toadally-gay @frooglet @the-toaster-rat @xxsocrates-the-r4txx @alex-somehow-survived @mythologynerdfelix @mlm-god-offical @wannablegendary @achillesk1sser @thatoneartist-inthecorner @krispykreme1997 @b0ys-will-be-bugs-right @nofeetapartcuzimgay @x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x @14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat @ineedbettershittodo @homeglitch @c0nstantlyscreaming @patroclus--official @transparentluminarysalad @napkineater @sandersidelover-official @please-be-nice-im-sensitive @palpalpalpalpalpalpal @existentandexhausted

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Chat gpt you will never be her