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JANELLE MONÁE as HELEN BRAND in GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022)

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“the return of the king has too many freakin’ endings!” maybe if you let peace and love into your heart you’ll understand how important it is that we see frodo unable to heal and move on with life and accept his choice to go to the undying lands without shame

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Yizhi (about Wu Zetian and Li Shimin):

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(me january 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together

(me november 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together

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I've been watching so much Leverage lately while in the grippe of a terrible cold and honestly it's been so soothing in this billionaire-bootlicking day and age to watch a show that is so unashamedly fond of just straight up psychologically torturing corrupt rich people. Like remember that episode where they locked a hedge fund manager in a hospital and made him think he had a fatal disease? Every single ep the client is like "I just want him to face legal justice for what he did to my poor daughter/grandpa/pony/etc :(" and the crew is like "Not only will we do that, we will also find out this bastard's hopes, their fears, their deepest darkest dreams and desires, and rip their whole life to shreds right in front of their eyes while they watch and weep in abject dispair. And then we will give you $2 million dollars cash." Fucking legends. Do Elon next

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(voice of a guy whos really going through it right now) i should relisten to taz balance

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Amnesty Episode 28 Spoilers

Me, minding my own business listening to episode 28: :)

Episode 28: The Ned scene™️

Me:

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in this light, what have they fed you?

when you're very, very quiet, sometimes the truth of it starts glinting in the river water: all this time, and you're still choking on grief.

ironic, you are so good at taking care of others. almost second-nature; you listen carefully. you try to help, always. where did you learn that when someone else is in pain, it's your responsibility? that you must be the one to take it in, to sublimate it, to make something good from it.

it almost feels like you're just balancing a scale - you sense you are somehow guilty of something, just-for-being. you can untilt that scale, as long as you are permanently helping.

it is possible to starve for love while eating out of the hand of someone you care for. birds gorge on bread and die hungry.

other people shove their anxieties and hurt and misery down your throat, and you just. swallow it. you keep it in your belly and try to turn it into something; try to burn it like coal.

sometimes you wake up and think oh, i see. the rest of me is just smoke.

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My favorite thing about the nevermore tag is how every post is about how amazing a different player is going to be and you’re all right

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I love you dumplings I love you gyoza I love you xiaolongbao I love you wonton I love you baozi I love you mandu and yes even you, ravioli

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well first of all honk shoo. and second of all mimimimi.

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people be like. Do you live under a rock?

girl I’m TRYING, STOP telling me stuff

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ok new d20 season idea: "the bachelorette" with viscountess grabalba, played by aabria, as the bachelorette and everyone else trying to win her hand in marriage

i just need an entire season of aabria playing grabalba lmao

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A Coward in Love

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i hate you private jets i hate you bitcoin i hate you cars that go 200 mph i hate you golf parks i hate you yachts i hate you huge mansions with a pool i hate you luxery resorts i hate you exessive wealth causally killing the planet and using up ressources we all need