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new drinking game where you take a shot every time someone (a racist. you are just a racist) references 9/11 or Never Forget when talking about zohran mamdani winning

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Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.

20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”

80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”

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Going back to old writing is either just like:

1. “Who wrote this masterpiece?! It was ME?!”

2. “Who wrote this absolute shit? Oh fuck my life, that was me, wasn’t it?”

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trinity's attempts at buddying up with victoria are sO funny. she's all like, okay, so, the nickname thing didn't work but now it's stuck in my head (there's a non zero chance she has no idea what victoria's name is), how can i make this right? oh, I KNOW! i'll try bragging about a procedure i did and then when she doesn't bite i'm gonna backpedal SO HARD and start insulting her. ... wait. shit. messed that up again. okay, gonna try a different tactic. i'll open with a disarming joke, this went so well last time. THEN i'll apologize. THEN i will tell this 20 y/o with a chip on her shoulder that i really wanna be her friend bc her mom rules. okay, that's done, does she seem like she's on board? eh, maybe. good enough. i will now decide that we're friends enough for me to go back to the nickname she's explicitly told me she hates multiple times.

boom. offer her a fist bump. hell yeah. you've done did it again, santos.

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I'm your tumblr crush now. You don't have a choice.

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sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

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I need someone to love Kevin in canon like his irl fans do

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

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do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century

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You know, it’s important to have tragic blorbos sometimes because hey, maybe you had a bad day, maybe your job sucks so fucking much. But do you know who had a worse day? Blorbo bleebus, who’s doomed by the narrative

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New chapter was a targeted attack against this commenter specifically

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MADONNA WHORE COMPLEX ROBB STARK LET ME COOK…

The whole idea of the Madonna-Whore complex is that a woman can either be put on a saintly pedestal for purity or be debased and degreased for their sexuality with no room for the idea that they are complex humans. Why does this fit Robb. He’s not a teenage boy he’s not somebody’s son he’s not a kid making human mistakes he isn’t allowed any of that. He’s a king he’s the stuff of stories he’s an inspiration to his men. Or he’s fool for breaking his vow he will pay for his mistakes with his life everything is over because he slept with the wrong girl. There is no room for nuance Robb is either the Madonna on the pedestal or the fallen Whore paying for his mistakes. He is a king facing the plight of a woman