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Who do y’all think is the wizard city plug my money is on Susie gryphonbane she seems like the only one smart enough to actually run that kind of business and not get caught or narcd on

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*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately

*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it

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what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

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You can definitely clock someone’s upbringing and tax status based on how they talk about owning a farm

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there’s a time and a place for being normal. for most people, normal is their default setting. but for some, like you and me, normal is something we have to bring out, like putting on a suit for a posh dinner

solitaire by alice oseman

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F1 fic writers every time they need a real properly irrideemable villain who's also super uninteresting: get me ginger spice's boytoy right now

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What a cute couple, they're holding hands 🥰

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Inschident Update dropped. After a decade they gave us a Reboot

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a breath, a battle.

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i miss galaxy stern and daniel arlington

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call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

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I'm lonely but I'm good. I'm bitter but I swear I'm fine. I'll save all my romanticism for my inner life and I'll get lost on purpose. this place made me feel worthless

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The " Went to Hell and all I got was this lousy demon" gang and this absolute gem of a meme

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draft kings could do the funniest thing ever right now and offer a free $5 bet on the next pope