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YOU HEARD THEM

BING BONG. 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@kora-moon

Do you think men deserve rights?

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@kora-moon

Do you think men deserve rights?

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*picked him up*

Shhh is okay!

Dad I can hear colors and hear sounds (≧∇≦)

-- @childofwr4th

...Yuri what the f-

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THAT IS WILD

hey pookie wookie schmookie bear 😘 happy day after birthday

(- @stn-tmblr )

Thank you schmookie!!

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"He hates me for no reason! Who puts an iron muzzle on a shark!? I was just biting the guy with the box like mammon said!"

@kora-moon

*sad shark who is now wearing a muzzle*

"Lucifer muzzled me because I tried to bite the guy with a package! And now I can't get it off!"

Aww, hon! How dare that sadistic brother of mine muzzle you! Let me get that off you... There! Is that better, darling? ♡

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Is- is that why you never cry 😭

I FOUND BABY PICTURES.

Thanks for this. This clearly shows how awful he is! Even as a father, he would shut his child. It's no wonder his son hates him.

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I uh...I'm sure they did! But uh- why did you put oranges on the chicken breast? And bacon on oreos?

Our dearest Mc is having their wisdom teeth removed tomorrow and won't be able to eat for a while so I decided to make a delectable spread of foods!

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I uhm..if you feed them that they will get sick.

Our dearest Mc is having their wisdom teeth removed tomorrow and won't be able to eat for a while so I decided to make a delectable spread of foods!

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Good. Because if you were you would get wrinkles- then I would end up feeling bad. Blah

Can I have the lemon.

No, eat the food you have. This is mine >:(

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YAYYY

Can I have the lemon.

No, eat the food you have. This is mine >:(

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*pokes his nose* don't be madddd

Can I have the lemon.

No, eat the food you have. This is mine >:(

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*pokes his nose* don't be madddddd

Can I have the lemon.

No, eat the food you have. This is mine >:(

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You'll be fine. Mostly. Anywayssssss my badddd

Can I have the lemon.

No, eat the food you have. This is mine >:(

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Oo- uh. *puts the sandwich in their mouth before dragging asmos body away* this is fine.

Can I have the lemon.

No, eat the food you have. This is mine >:(

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Jokes on you YOU CANT RUN IN HEELS

*yoinks said grilled cheese and runs away*

Can I have the lemon.

No, eat the food you have. This is mine >:(

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...hypothetically how upset would you be if I ate your grilled cheese.

Can I have the lemon.

No, eat the food you have. This is mine >:(

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How do mess up that bad 😭

Grades so bad i lost door privileges

What??