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aragorn needs to be 10x weirder in all tolkien content. he’s too manly for elves. he’s too elvish for men. he roleplayed his crush’s grandpa, and then married her even though they were kinda siblings by adoption. he deals with his feelings by singing. he’s a horse girl. he was raised by elrond peredhel. he had the weight of the world placed on his shoulders when he was still an emo teen. everywhere he goes people think he’s lowkey a freak. let him own it.

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when im having a bad day i think about this and remember there is beauty and joy in the world and hope can never be completely vanquished🧙🏻‍♂️

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i’m sorry but i can’t do modern aus of characters in lotr. i just feel like their personality, their culture, attitude, mindsets, all arise from their upbringings. for hobbits- that’s the shire. putting frodo in nyc, for example, just turns him into some hipster guy who’s kinda shy. it makes him shallow. no hate this is just why i can’t read modern aus LOL

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Stay with me.

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why is he holding the penguin ever so gently like its glass and not a whole penguin??

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The Gamgee’s kids had to be funny as fuck with a dad like Sam. Helped saved middle earth, shanked an ancient demon spider and he has TWO bitches.

u know they’re running around the Shire like “my dad could kick your dad’s ass” and they’re right

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based off that one gif

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Art by Alan Albiach

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