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I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.
Stop backing up my fucking files.
Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.
Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.
I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.
Fuckers.
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looking at that one booktok post and didn鈥檛 realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is
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@dr-pink-kiwi exactly!! :P
i'm up here doing air combo shit to her *INSERT GENITALS HERE*
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Hey. Large chest people that want it to be smaller and flatter. I have a tip for you.
I am a trans man. I have an h cup chest. That is not a typo, not a brag, and not an invitation to sexually harass me. This means I have about 4 pounds of breast. This means that binders do not work for me. There鈥檚 not enough structure in the compression to keep that much weight in place.
I wore a sports bra under my binder, for a time- it kept things in place, and the binder flattened. This isn鈥檛 really safe and I recommend against it. It also never actually got me looking masc- I tended to look like I had between a c or b cup. TransTape I discarded too- it鈥檚 just not sturdy enough.
Enter Enell. Specifically, the Enell Sport High Impact Bra.
I want you to look at the construction of that sports bra. It clasps in the front. This flattens the chest. And since it鈥檚 a sports bra designed for busty people, it LOCKS everything in place. When I wear my Enell sports bra, I do not bounce. It also gets me looking like I have an a cup at worst- and at best, when I layer, I actually look masc.
Admittedly, they鈥檙e not cheap. That one鈥檚 66$. But I鈥檝e tried even custom binders, and they don鈥檛 work as well as Enell. I was actually contemplating a custom built corset before I found Enell. Enell is also much, much safer than layering compression, since it is being used as intended (sort of). As a bonus, you can actually exercise in it- it鈥檚 a sports bra!
I will note that they use their own sizing system, so you will have to measure yourself.
Happy binding!
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Puritanism is getting worse around the globe and conservatives and fascists will absolutely be first going harder against porn, then use that against queer people. You HAVE to realise this and oppose anti porn measures and laws, be in solidarity with sex workers, and listen to them when they call this shit out. It's going to be vitally important.
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Basically transfems if you find yourself in a relationship where you are being made to feel gross or predatory for wanting to feel sexy, for wanting a partner who is sexually attracted to you, then leave. You deserve to have that need met and you are not a bad person for prioritizing it. If your partner is saying all the right words but their actions leave you feeling untouchable, then leave. I promise you you can find people who will be crazy about you. But trying to convince someone you love to see you the way you see them will only drive you crazy. Leave them.
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Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.
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hung out with cousin's DJ friend last night and he said the best compliment he's ever received was when he was DJing an orgy and did his research ahead of time and came prepared with Portishead/Massive Attack/Cocteau Twins/etc and halfway through the set, a woman stopped mid-blowjob and pulled the dick out of her mouth to say (to nobody in particular) "damn, this mix is incredible!"
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are you loud in bed?
you could say that

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Holding a girl down with my hand in her hair but it鈥檚 my right hand so she has to make dead on eye contact with my clippy tattoo
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