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omg hi!!!! not a question, it's just good to see you back ♥️♥️♥️
lol technically I never left. I'd occasionally login to check my messages and get a hit of serotonin at seeing people still enjoying my fics.~
But yeah, glad to be back, thank you. I'm hoping to write and post more stuff in the near future. My brain's been itching to do so.
#Reply#I still need to go through my old drafts and see which ones I'll actually finish (master procrastinator right here)#though I suspect not many of them will ever be posted
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Shrimpmer!Reader (Part 2)
Floyd Leech X GN!Shrimpmer!Reader X Jade Leech
Warnings: Violence (not aimed at Reader), Suggestive at some parts (the tweels are such mischievous scamps), Sexual Harassment aimed at the Reader (not by the twins)
The previous set of headcanons here.
I didn't proofread this like I usually do with my fics. I kind of just want to post it after having you all wait for so long, especially after it turning out longer than intended. It was just supposed to be a collection of headcanons but turned into an outright jumbled fic.
Listen, these two have been mentally dating you since childhood. They have been down bad for their cleaner shrimp and have fantasized about your wedding since the very moment their parents gave them the greenlight to do so.
"You want to marry your little cleaner shrimp friend? Okay, but only if they agree first." Georgina Leech had grinned with her toothy smile down at her two elvers. Their heterochromanic eyes widening ever so slightly and shining with the newfound possibility. And since that day, the two have gotten it in their heads that you will marry them someday. There's nobody else they'd ever want to marry but their little cleaner shrimp.
After their mother uttered those words, Jade and Floyd swam off to find you to celebrate the good news. They found you at your cleaning station, scrubbing the rock of any ocean debris. Floyd reached you first, jetting past his brother in his excitement and wrapping his arms around you. He spun you two around, tail thrashing in euphoria and grinning widely at you while you merely stared back in confusion.
Jade reached you soon after and joined his brother in wrapping his arms around you so that the two were sandwiching you between them, tails acting as propellers that spun all three of you around in some sort of underwater waltz. The two were just laughing and jeering all the while their shrimp was confused and couldn't understand what had gotten their eels so worked up but just went along with it.
It should be noted that neither twin ever bothered to actually inform you that they were courting you to be their future spouse. Both too caught up in their own delight to bother checking if you were even on the same page.
So, you were blissfully unaware of their flirting all throughout your shared childhood and early teen years.
All those fights they got into weren't just them defending you but was them fighting off those who thought themselves worthy suitors for you. A few bitemarks and torn scales set those foolish guppies straight. Some of those same scales even became courting gifts from Floyd and Jade to you. They even made a pair of matching earrings for you! Jade loved to playfully fiddle with them to get a reaction out of you when it tickled. And he even once switched out his own earring for one of yours without you or Floyd noticing until you had already been wearing it for most of the day and Floyd smelt his brother's scent on it and threw a fit over it.
There was a period where Floyd would come to you over every injury, no matter how small or insignificant. He'd whine about how bothersome they were and demand you take care of him, even pushing Jade off the rock at one point and taking his place. You rolled your eyes, but got to work regardless, cleaning his injuries. When you were done, he shook his head and said you missed one. Then he pointed to his split lip with a lazy grin.
"Floyd, did you bite your lip?"
"Nooo-! The guppy bit it! Now fix it with your mouth!"
He wanted you to "clean it" using your mouth like how you do when cleaning up any parasites on him or Jade. So, begrudgingly, you did just so that you wouldn't have to listen to his whining. You carefully, delicately, used your mouth to clean his bottom lip before applying the medicine, all while he sat there giddy and buzzing. This prompted Jade to bite his own lip and request the same. A habit the two carried all the way to their teen years but left the tweels unsatisfied as it technically wasn't a true kiss.
There were other things they did in their youth to (unknowingly to you) win your heart, from gifting you pearls and extra shiny, rare pebbles, to the two playfully "mounting" you after you molted. This "mounting" consisted of them just wrapping you in their tails and getting on top of you while you complained that you were still sensitive and uncomfortable after the molt. You were none-the-wiser to the true implications of these actions at the time.
This little display was quickly thwarted after your parents witnessed them doing this and went and told their parents, who promptly scolded them for such inappropriate behavior and threatened to ground them from you for a month if they ever got caught doing that again.
Adults were such buzzkills.
But all of that was in the past, so now fast forward to currently. The tweels are attending NRC and, somehow, managed to convince Crowley to let you attend too. And... nothing much has changed really. The two are still head over fins for you and you still remain relatively oblivious to their advances.
And everybody else around them, Azul included, seems to have semi-picked up on the fact that the two see you as more than just a friend. You're almost never seen alone, one of the twins always by your side, somehow, even outside of class hours. Both twins always had something positive to say about you, even when nobody asked. And asking the shrimpmer directly would yield conversations that only ever steered back to the twins and their relationship with them, regardless of the original topic.
But any and all lingering doubts that the tweels had a thing for you were promptly thrown into the sea after a particular incident at the Lounge; an incident involving some other NRC students saying some things they shouldn't have said.
Floyd was working his shift as a waiter, Jade in the kitchen as a cook, while shrimpmer!reader was acting as a busboy and janitor. A table had spilled their drinks, making a huge mess that they now had to clean up. They were mopping up the mess, unaware of another table near them full of students talking about them.
"Hey, isn't that the one who's always hanging out with the Leeches?"
"Yeah, it is. Aren't they a cleaner shrimp or something? I heard from an Octavinelle student that they "clean" mereels using their mouth."
"Their mouth?? You mean, they-"
"Yeah, they'll use their mouth on every, part, of, their body."
"No way! Hey, do you think they'll use their mouth to... ya know..."
"With how those two act around them, I wouldn't doubt it."
"Ha ha, wow, what a little perv!"
The jeering continued, until one of the boys in the group suddenly grabbed his drink and purposefully poured it on the floor.
"Oops! Hey, shrimp! Had a little accident over here, mind coming to clean it up while you're at it?"
At hearing the word "shrimp," Floyd turned his attention to the group, now aware of the forming disturbance. He watched as his shrimp walked over to the table and began mopping up the mess, already annoyed at those guppies messing with his shrimp.
"You're pretty good at cleaning up messes, aren't you?"
You barely acknowledged the student, merely nodding and continued with your mopping.
"Yeah, I've had years of practice, I guess." You shrugged.
"Oh, I bet you have."
"What?" You stopped and gave them your full attention.
"Must have gotten a lot of practice from those Leech brothers, huh?" Another one piped up.
"Must have a pretty skilled set of hands and mouth from "cleaning" the twins." A third joined in.
You frowned, feeling uneasy and confused at what they were getting at.
"I don't quite understand..."
"Oh come on, everybody knows all about how cleaner shrimps clean eels using their mouth."
"What else besides injuries do you clean?"
"Yeah, show us how skilled that mouth is!"
"If I spilled this drink in my lap, would you-"
The last student didn't get to finish his sentence before a sudden deafening crack rang out in the Lounge, silencing all chatter and bringing full attention to the table. The student fell over in pain at the painful sensation of having a service plate smashed into the back of his head. The remaining students at the table jolted and turned around to see none other than Floyd Leech standing over them from behind, cold leering eyes and sharp teeth on full display. He had heard everything, only stepping in the moment one guppy decided to make a pass at his shrimp.
The sounds of screaming and panicked cries had drawn out both Jade and Azul who were met with Floyd practically mauling the students. Jade had stepped in to try and salvage the situation before things really got out of hand, attempting to reason with his brother...
...Only to join in, much to the chagrin of Azul, after Floyd told him what they said about you.
Azul could only watch the carnage as you put a hand on his shoulder to consol him, promising to work overtime to make up for any money lost. Not much to do about the Lounge's reputation though.
You had become all too used to this sort of thing from the eels. This reaction was to be expected. You'll just give them another minute or two to blow off steam before stepping in before they actually killed somebody.
Weeks have passed since the incident, and you were currently mulling over everything that's happened. Alone with the twins while in your merforms, sandwiched between them while you gave their scales a onceover. They were prattling on about their day, something about finding a new mushroom and scoring a winning goal during a game.
You were only half-listening really. Too focused on that little outburst of theirs and how it's been weighing on you. The whole ordeal has forced you to reevaluate your dynamic with the brothers and analyze all your other past memories with them.
You know they've always been a bit... overprotective of you. It was in their nature as eels to do so with you, their cleaner shrimp. And it was in your nature to care for them in return. Floyd and Jade didn't just care about you; you cared about them just as much. It's mutualistically symbiotic, after all. It's basic merfolk nature.
So why then, did you feel there was more to it than that?
Why do all those past moments shared between you three feel so much more intimate now? All the hugs and squeezes from Floyd, all those teasing words from Jade, all those kisses disguised as simple oral cleanings...
Your antenna twitched.
Why do you get the sneaking suspicion that this feels a lot more like dating than just simple friendship?
And why the hell did it take you this long to realize it??
"Oh."
The sound of revelation caught both eels' attention, causing them to perk up and look at you.
"You like me."
You looked at them both like you were truly seeing them for the first time.
"You like-like me."
A blink.
Another blink from the other.
Then finally, grins slowly curled on their lips, like they're about to tease the crap out of you for stating such a stupidly obvious thing.
"You're only now realizing that?"
"Nee, as if it wasn't obvious!"
Floyd huffed, sprawling himself on top of you dramatically, squeezing you slightly. Followed by Jade playing and twirling your antenna between his fingers while he tsked at your naivety.
Obvious? How were you supposed to know their actions were inherently romantic?!
You glare at the two as they tease and manhandle you as usual, rolling your eyes at their antics.
"Yeah, well, I bet it wasn't obvious that I..." You mumbled, gaining the attention of the twins again.
"...I love you guys too."
Now that surprised them.
Both halted, staring at you in disbelief. A rare sight to see the Leech brothers both equally appalled and taken off guard. You gave a grin of your own, reveling in your smugness at being able to singlehandedly achieve such feat.
"What? I thought you two liked surprises?"
The sound of a ringing phone interrupted the silence as Georgina Leech stopped what she was doing to answer it, knowing full well that it was one of her sons calling. She always looked forward to hearing from the two, knowing how busy and distracted they can be on the surface (and being taken care of by their little shrimp friend). She read over the caller ID to see which one of her boys was calling, before answering.
"Hello, Jade-"
"THEY SAID YES!!!"
Wrong twin. It was Floyd using Jade's phone.
Mrs. Leech smiled at her son's enthusiasm, all too used to his sudden bouts of high energy antics. Wouldn't be the first time he's snagged Jade's phone to call her, after all.
"Did they now?"
"Yeah, we're finally gonna marry our shrimp, mama!"
"Oh?~"
"Yeah yeah, and-hey!"
The sound of a scuffle and growls were heard before a second voice piped up.
"Hello, mother. I'm pleased to inform you that Floyd and I have asked them to marry us after graduation, and they said yes."
"Well, congratulations dear. I'm happy to hear that!"
"Finally." She thought to herself. Took these two long enough, she wasn't getting any younger!
"Could you put your little cleaner shrimp on the phone for me, please? I'd like to talk to them since I haven't heard from them in a while."
"Of course."
There was a brief moment where Georgina could hear Floyd whining in the background and demanding the phone back before a soft voice was heard.
"Hello, ma'am."
"Hello dear, hope you're doing well. Eating enough, I hope? Those boys must be keeping you filled up, what with all the trouble they get themselves into."
"Yes, Mrs. Leech. Thanks for asking; we're all doing just fine. Don't worry."
"Oh please, call me Georgina from now on! We're going to be in-laws real soon, so you might as well get used to referring me as such!"
"A-ah, right..."
"Now, I have to ask... Which of my boys confessed to you first?"
"Neither ma-I mean, Georgina. I confessed to them."
She blinked at that, the corner of her lips twitching upward.
"You confessed first?"
"Yes, I did it first, after I realized they were courting me this whole time. They proposed to me afterwards, but I was the one who formally told them I loved them."
"And did either of them formally say they love you back?"
"Um, kind of? After they got over the initial shock of me saying it out loud, they said they felt the same way, but never really said the exact wording of, "I love you." They just asked me to marry them, and I said yes."
"I see. Well, Floyd and Jade have never been the type of eels for mushy-gushy words, as you know. And I think you already understand fairly clearly their feelings for you without such traditional confessions, yes?"
"I do. And I'm fine with it."
"Well, congratulations, and I'm looking forward to seeing you again to discuss the wedding! Don't forget to inform your parents of the engagement or else I just might let it slip during one of your weekly chats." She teased.
"I will! Thank you, Georgina. For, everything."
She softened at that, a quick spike of giddiness sparking through her nerves.
"Of course, dear. Now, you get back to watching over my boys. Call me if you need anything or if those two misbehave with you, and I'll set them straight!"
"I will. Bye, Georgina."
"Bye, dear."
The call finally came to an end and Mama Leech could finally take it all in. So many new revelations and surprises. So much to look forward to in the coming year or two. So much excitement just bubbling to the surface as her face split into a huge, unrestrained grin as she could no longer contain herself.
"Dear!" She called to her husband. "Guess who just lost a bet and owes me a new set of pearls!~"
#Twisted Wonderland#TWST#Floyd Leech X Reader#Jade Leech X Reader#Floyd X Reader X Jade#Jade X Reader X Floyd#GN!Reader#not my best work but that's because I haven't written in awhile
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Oh lord, I was let back into the kitchen and now I've been cooking up some real good shit.
#be prepared my mershrimp!reader lovers 'cause I'm 'bout to drop some sick ass gourmet eel shiz real soon#stay tuned my lovlies~ >:3c
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I saw one gifset of this game months ago and thought it was some dating sims akin to Obey Me but with prettier men and never gave it another passing thought until just now.
But for the sake of this ask (and because of my own curiosity), I did look into it further and determined that I probably wouldn't be into it, sorry. I've only ever gotten into one gacha (no, not Genshin) and I'm not much of an otome girlie myself. =w='
The story does sound intriguing, and I'll always support media that's aimed at a female audience and unbashfully indulges us uwu (because fuck it, we deserve it). But, again, not into otomes personally and I can't afford another gacha tempting me to spend my money on virtual items lol. Not sure who'd my main(s) be since I can only go off of first impressions and vibes, but both Xavier and Rafayel caught my interest first, followed by Zayne, then Caleb and Sylus. Though, in the case of Sylus it's more so that I think he's an interesting antagonist/opposition to the player rather than a love interest (but I can totally see why some players would go for him).
Sorry, maybe if I actually played the game and knew more about them, I'd have more to say!
Kind of, but not really? I wasn't aiming for it being an outright fetish, no. It was more so that I imagine Ruggie as being the kind of person who likes to have fun in the bedroom. Maybe joke around, get a good laugh out of his partner and himself.
In that specific fic, since the Reader is just a friend with benefits, he doesn't take intimacy with them too seriously and uses sex as a way to blow off steam for the both of them. It's less so that he has a tickling kink, and more so him enjoying the general cheekiness of Reader going for a sensitive spot.
I meant dead in the sense that I haven't actively written or posted anything in a while lol. It's not completely dead, I'm just busy with trying to get my life together and settled and haven't had the energy to write or finish anything.
As for my fandoms, no, I haven't left any of them, I don't really "leave" fandoms I get genuinely invested and attached to, not entirely anyways. I always bounce between my interests and almost always have them on my mind in some way, shape, or form. Fandoms (as in, other fans), aren't why I leave, but rather, the series itself does something that would prompt me to leave (i.e. makes me completely lose interest in the plot and/or characters).
I also don't acquire inspiration from fandoms or fanon in general. All of my ideas come from either my own wandering thoughts or from stuff I read or hear about. I have a very overactive brain that never settles, so I'm always thinking, always coming up with stuff at any given moment. Sometimes my brain might recall something I read months to a year ago and then morphs that into a scenario or scene (Ex. this semi-nsfw), and other times my brain just pops out the most random, nonsensical idea based solely on how a character is or a specific trait they have (Ex. this nsfw). Or it's just purely self-indulgent with what I personally want to read about or see more in fandoms (Ex. this sfw).
I guess the best way to describe my creative process is that it's unpredictable, random, and can be triggered by any and everything. The world is my inspiration, yet, I have no control over it, which is why I struggle with writing consistently compared to other writing blogs. ^^'
*Okay, I reread the question and think I may have misunderstood, but I'm not sure? So, I just want to clarify that I write both fanfiction and original works, so fandom isn't my main or sole focus when it comes to writing. The reason this blog was so fandom-heavy was because I felt it'd be easier to write for already existing characters with their own lore and established universe, than to come up with everything from scratch on my own. TWST especially was meant to be a beginning point for me to get the blog up and running and to also get my creative juices flowing again after having not written anything substantial in years.
Not a question, but I still wanted to respond, because it's much appreciated! Life is alright and I'm overall safe and comfortable, just issues with job hunting in my area and a few health issues is all. Thankfully, I have a supportive and reliable family and fail safes to fall back on.
I hope everything goes well for you and anybody else struggling out there!
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Week-long Q&A Event Thingy
Hey, so I'm technically still on hiatus and probably won't be posting anything for a while since life decided not to go my way after graduation.
But I'm bored and am craving some basic social engagement so decided to set up a little Q&A for the week.
Monday through Friday, you can send in little questions or whatever about me (or anything you'd like really), then I'll make another post answering all of them on either Saturday or Sunday. Literally ask me any and everything, I enjoy it when people ask the most random or useless of questions 'cause I like to talk.
The only rules I have are:
1. If you are going to ask sexual-related questions, you have to do it off anon and your account must have your age in your bio somewhere I can easily see. If you're nervous about asking me off anon, just know that the follow-up post will all be anonymous, so nobody will know you asked me a dirty question.
2. Don't send me actual porn or any images. I will block and report you. This isn't tinder and I don't care to be sexually harassed you fucking loser.
3. I still don't do requests, however, for this Q&A, I might (might-!) be willing to write short, 1-3 paragraph length mini ficlets if the idea you present can get my creative brain juices flowing enough to actually come up with something. I can't guarantee it, so don't get your hopes up, but you can still try.
#To Delete Later#I honestly don't expect to get a whole lot of questions 'cause I never got much engagement while I was still posting anyways#and this blog is kind of dead so people probably won't even notice me making this post but whatever doesn't hurt to try right?#even if I get one question I'll still answer it lol
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I’ve fallen in love with EH reader and Lamia reader😭
Sorry for the late reply, been busy but making progress.
And thanks!! Lamia and EH Reader were some of my faves to write.~ I kind of wanted to do a continuation of the lamia one but lost the draft ideas I typed up, so oops lol
#Reply#just finished cleaning up my blog now onto going through all my drafts and deciding which to finish and which to scrap#maybe I'll find the lamia draft in my search..? dunno
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Just posted my new pinned post and masterlists to allow easier access and navigation. Currently looking for a new theme and a change of layout. After that I'll be going through and deleting some old posts (mostly just my ramblings & "I'm on hiatus" posts).
From there I'll go through all my old drafts and decide which ones will actually be finished and which will be scrapped. Sorry in advanced if there's a fic you were hoping I'd write that may end up being thrown out. 🙇♀️
Still debating overall what to do with this blog and what will be posted in the future, um... My attention span towards this blog is kind of all over the place tbh. Most of my focus is on other things and I haven't really been in a writing mood… 😶
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Masterlist (MISC)
Trigun
Vash
Baby, You Glow Like a Lava Lamp (GN!Reader) NSFW
Guilty Gear
Bridget
Rockin' Yo-Yo "Girl" (GN!Reader) NSFW
Lies of P
P
Baby Boy Baby (GN!Reader) SFW
Original Works
Unspecified Male
Unnamed (Fem!Reader) NSFW
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Masterlist (Genshin Impact)
Scaramouche/Wanderer
Kabedon (GN!Reader) SFW
Growth (NonReader) Suggestive
Sticking Out Tongue (GN!Reader) SFW
Diluc Ragnvindr
Coat & Hair Pulling (GN!Reader) NSFW
Venti
Flirty God (GN!Reader) SFW
He Know Not What He Do (GN!Reader) SFW
Tighnari
Toebeans (NonReader) SFW
Poly / Multiple
Threesome Pun (Fem!Reader; Tighnari, Cyno) NSFW
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Masterlist (TWST)
Riddle Rosehearts
Study Session (Male!Heartslabyul Student; NonReader) NSFW
Smut Headcanons (NonReader) NSFW
Peck a Pretty Rose (GN!Reader) SFW
Rule 53 Clearly States (GN!Reader) SFW
Family & Safe Sex HC (Fem!Reader) Suggestive
Family & Safe Sex HC (Fem!Reader) Suggestive
Family & Safe Sex HC (Fem!Reader) Suggestive; *Sensitive Topics Mentioned
The Rules are Not Colorblind Friendly (GN!Reader) SFW
Riddle's Childhood Analysis (NonReader) SFW; *Sensitive Topics Mentioned
Trey Clover
Cream-Filled Buns (Fem!Reader) NSFW
Why Trey Get No Love?? (NonReader; mentions of Leona, Malleus, & Leech Twins) SFW
Deuce Spade
(De)flowering the Garden (Fem!Reader) NSFW
Vil Schoenheit
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who's the Simpiest of Them All? (GN!Reader) NSFW
Spanking Minific (GN!Reader) NSFW
Unfinished Mini Fic Snippets (GN!Reader) NSFW
What's in the Name? (NonReader) SFW
Rook Hunt
Match His Freak (GN!Reader) Suggestive
Epel Felmier
Apple Creampie (Fem!Reader) NSFW
Bobbing for Apples (GN!Reader) NSFW
Leona Kingscholar
Sexcapades (Fem!Reader) Suggestive
Ruggie Bucchi
Eating Out (GN!Reader) Suggestive
Scratch My Back, & I Scratch Yours (Male!Reader) NSFW
Therapy Hyena (GN!Reader) SFW
Idia Shroud
Hair Leash (GN!Reader) SFW
Ortho Shroud
Little Metal Pinocchio (GN!Reader) SFW
Rant on Ortho idk (GN!Reader) SFW
Malleus Draconia
Sexcapades (GN!Reader) NSFW
Laying the Dragon (Fem!Reader) NSFW
Smut Headcanons (NonReader) NSFW
A Simple Prick (Fem!Reader) NSFW
How to Tame Your Dragon (Male!Reader) NSFW
Candy Cane Kisses (GN!Reader) Suggestive
Dragon Fae Courting (GN!Reader) SFW
Dragon Fae Courting (GN!Reader) SFW
That One Yandere HC (GN!Reader) SFW
Family & Safe Sex HC (Fem!Reader) Suggestive
Freiburg Minister Gargoyle (NonReader) SFW
Gargoyle Fans (GN!Reader; & Rollo too) SFW
Lilia Vanrouge
Bratty Bat (Male!Reader) NSFW
I F'ed Your Dad (GN!Reader) Suggestive
General Lilia (GN!Reader) NSFW
Anti Daddy Kink (GN!Reader) Suggestive
Pushing Your Buttons (Fem!Reader) NSFW
When I Was Your Age/Height (GN!Reader) SFW
Model of a Modern Major General (GN!Reader) SFW
Lilia's a Good DadTM (NonReader) SFW
Azul Ashengrotto
Sexcapades (GN!Reader) Suggestive
Jellyhead (GN!Jellyfish!Reader) NSFW
Jellyhead How They Met (GN!Jellyfish!Reader) Suggestive
Jellyhead: Part Two, Electric Boogaloo (GN!Jellyfish!Reader; Leech Twins hinted at the end) NSFW
Electric Kiss (GN!Jellyfish!Reader) Suggestive
Aggressive Affection (Fem!Reader) NSFW
Stranger in the Rain (Fem!Reader) SFW Angst Songfic
Fish Puns (NonReader) SFW
Sight & Glasses Discussion (NonReader) SFW
Sight & Glasses Discussion (NonReader) SFW
Jade Leech
Lingerie Mini HC (GN!Reader) Suggestive
Wading in the Pool (Fem!Reader) NSFW
Mushroom Caps (GN!Reader) SFW
They Took the Mushrooms in the Divorce (GN!Reader) SFW
How to Woo Your Eel (GN!Reader) SFW
Twin Tails (GN!Reader; mentions of Floyd) SFW
Floyd Leech
Feral Follies Part 1 (GN!Honey Badger!Reader) SFW
Kiss with a Fist (GN!Honey Badger!Reader) Suggestive
Too Rough of a Pursuit (MtF!Eel!Reader) SFW
Hand Holding (GN!Reader) SFW
Annoyingly Beautiful Eel (GN!Reader) SFW
How to Woo Your Eel (GN!Reader) SFW
Octatrio Nonsense (yes, they get their own section)
Fish Mafia (GN!Reader) SFW
Eel Repellent (GN!Reader) SFW
Eels in the Tub (GN!Reader) SFW
Watering the Eels (GN!Reader) SFW
Bring Back the Chub! (GN!Reader) SFW
Shrimp vs Shrimpy (GN!Shrimper!Reader) SFW
He'll Most Certainly Catch Me (GN!Reader) SFW
Two Eels and a Shrimp (GN!Shrimpmer!Reader) SFW
How to Get Banned from the Lounge (GN!Reader) Suggestive
Neige LeBlanche
Sabotage (GN!Reader) Suggestive
Poly / Multiple
A Price for a Price (Fem!Reader; Leech Twins) NSFW
Height HCs (GN!Reader; Riddle, Epel, Ruggie, Kalim, Lilia, Leech Twins, Jack, Malleus) Suggestive
Beach Oral Minific (Fem!Reader, Leech Twins) NSFW
"Realistic" Courting Rituals (GN!Reader; Leona, Ruggie, Jack, Azul, Leech Twins, Malleus, Sebek, Lilia, Che'nya) Suggestive
20 Madols a Pop (GN!Reader; Ace, Kalim, Azul, Ruggie, Rook, Malleus) NSFW
How the Dorms Punish You (Fem!Reader; Everyone) NSFW
How the Dorms Punish You (Male!Reader; Everyone) NSFW
And Now I Shall Pleasure Myself With These Fish (GN!Octomer!Reader; Azul, Leech Twins) NSFW
What's Yours is Mine (GN!Leech Sib!Reader; Azul, Leech Twins *NonIncest) NSFW
(Pussy) Slappin' Them Fins (GN!Reader; Leech Twins) NSFW
Kissing the Homies (GN!Reader; Ace, Deuce) SFW
Lamia!Reader HC (GN!Lamia!Reader; Kalim, Jamil) SFW
GN!Eldritch Horror!Reader (GN!EH!Reader; Various) SFW
GN!Eldritch Horror!Reader (GN!EH!Reader; Various) SFW
Aggressive Affection HC (GN!Reader; Leech Twins, Leona, Malleus, Azul) Suggestive
Shrimpmer!Reader (GN!Shrimpmer!Reader; Leech Twins) SFW
Shrimpmer!Reader Pt. 2 (GN!Shrimpmer!Reader; Leech Twins) SFW
NonHuman Reader Fic Ideas (GN!Reader; Leona, Jade, Ruggie, Leach Twins, Vil, Kalim, Jamil, Azul, Malleus, Lilia, Rook, Ace, Deuce) SFW
Other
Things Shoved Up Bums HC (NonReader; NRC Students) Suggestive
Yuu Wins VDC (Yuu, Vil) SFW
Overblot!Yuu Thoughts (Yuu) SFW
Floyd Tsum (NonReader) SFW
#Masterlist TWST#I struggled when organizing this because some stuff I've written are full smut fics and others are just platonic incorrect quotes
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Masterlist
♥️ Twisted Wonderland
♥️ Genshin Impact
♥️ MISC
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Rose•Rosey 🖤 29 🖤 Female 🖤 Ace 🖤 Low Social Battery
🔞18+ Blog🔞 (Minors Do Not Interact) or I will swat you with my fly swatter
♥️ I'm active off-and-on, occasionally posting my own works or reblogging others' fics that catch my interest. Not all posts are nsfw, but most are.
♥️ I do not take requests or commissions. I'm okay with suggestions or shared ideas, but don't expect me to write them.
⚫️My Blacklist⚫️
Noncon, Rape
*Dubcon is allowed only in certain circumstances
Yandere, Abusive Dynamics
Omegaverse, A/B/O
Misogyny, Misandry, Sexism of any kind
Pedophilia, Age Gap involving minors
Incest (adopted & step included), Pseudo Incest
Zoophilia, Bestiality (teratophilia not included)
Forced Pregnancy, Babytrapping
DD/LG, Ageplay, Daddy/Mommy Kink, Diapering
Body Fluids, Scat, Spit, Menstruation Blood
*Omorashi/Water Sports is allowed only in certain circumstances
Gore, Torture, Murder, Cannibalism, Vore
Choking, Asphyxiation (I just don't know how to write it)
*I will not write for nor reblog any of this material and would appreciate none of these topics being brought up or discussed, unless it's for clarity purposes.*
Masterlist / AO3
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Y/N: *gently holding P’s face in their hands* A good boy, a precious boy! The sweetest boy in all of Krat!~
P: *springs whirring in happiness*
Carlo: *totally not jealous over the lack of attention* Hey, what about me?
Y/N: *looks over at Carlo with an unimpressed look* And you… You are a naughty boy, a mischievous scoundrel. The most troublesome boy in all of Krat. *goes back to cooing over P*
Carlo: They seriously prefer that puppet over me?!
Romeo: Looks like it.
#Lies of P#P X Reader#Carlo X Reader#GN!Reader#I got into a new series and instantly fell in love with a puppet guys#literally took one look at his design and my resilience instantly evaporated he’s so pretty wtf??#already got like three smut fic drafts started while I ignore all my other ones that are like 2+ years old#also I know this isn’t canon compliant but it’s funny so shush!#consider it an au or something
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Y/N, looking at Azul’s baby picture: Oh wow, you were so shaped. So squishy and soft. Full of so much chub to love.
Azul: What are you talking about?? I was a fat, ugly octopus!
Y/N: Fat? Yes. Ugly? No. You were a proper butterball, of whom I would have held and kneaded like dough. Bake you right into an adorable cutiepie.~
Azul: I don’t know what is wrong with your brain and eyes, but I most certainly was not adorable as a kid! Now give me that- *tries to swipe back the picture*
Y/N, dodging him: Nope. You were lovable and round and oh-so baby.~
Azul: I was unlovable! Not like I am now!
Y/N: Oh shut up, that’s just the insecurities and unresolved childhood trauma talking!
Azul: My younger self would ink himself if he saw me now!
Y/N: You peaked in your childhood and will never reach that same level of endearment until you reclaim the chub you so foolishly threw away.
Azul: . . .
Y/N: Your childhood longing is calling, Azul. Answer it.
[Jade and Floyd watching this all go down in the doorway]
Floyd, shoveling popcorn into his mouth: Yeah, Azul, answer it!
Jade: Yes, heed their words, Azul, so that we can partake in your chub too.~
#Twisted Wonderland#TWST#Azul Ashengrotto#Floyd Leech#Jade Leech#Azul Ashengrotto X Reader#GN!Reader#found this old thing and found it stupidly funny#I think I wrote this at like 3AM when I couldn't sleep or something..?#I know I wrote more short joke fics and they're all on my phone somewhere in my notes but I can't find them
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How to Tame Your Dragon
Malleus Draconia X Male!Reader
Warnings: Dom!Reader, Blowjob, Deep Throating, Mild Bondage (via a tail), Scent Kink, Degradation & Praise (aimed at Malleus), Rimming, Anal, Orgasm Denial, Malleus is a Simp Needy Sub
I put my whole ass pussy and braincell into this fic lol
The meeting had run a little later than expected, advisors droning on about some new laws drafted up and issues brought forth by the people. Others asking him his input on certain political issues and how he’s going to address them. All was just so draining and mind numbing to the young king.
But all of that doesn’t matter now what with the room having been evacuated of everyone save for himself and his human companion. The very same magicless human he had met at Night Raven College all those years ago and who had now become his partner in marriage.
You.
A mere child of man.
The one who has his heart in your hands and whose vision blesses his thoughts each and every day that goes by. The one who became his first friend, his first adviser, his first and only love.
The same lover who is currently sitting comfortably atop his throne, one leg over the other, your chin resting in your palm as you lean against the armrest. And he, sitting down on his knees at your feet, gazing up at you with unbridled adoration.
A cold look of fake indifference plastered itself upon your face as you leer down at your horned husband. Slitted eyes gaze back up at you, nothing but love and the desire to serve swirling in those gorgeous green eyes of his. He was being obedient, sitting back and waiting for your command.
“Hm, is there something you want, Malleus? You’re staring at me like I’m the last bowl of ice cream in the fridge.”
His expression brightened at your acknowledgment, scooting ever so slightly closer, hands still remaining firmly on his knees. His tail tip wagged slowly in building excitement.
“You, my love. I want you. Only you. Please, if I may, can I pleasure you once more?”
You snort at that.
Such a poetic sap he is. Speaking about you as if you were some fine jewel to be added to his growing hoard. You roll your eyes and sigh out a soft, “I suppose.” making his tail pick up in speed.
You shifted in your seat, moving to push aside your silken, black robe and pull your undergarments down, revealing your now unclothed dick and balls. You were semi-hard, his earlier words having more of an effect on you than you’re willing to admit, let alone acknowledge.
“You may worship my cock like you have done so many times before, but only with your mouth and tongue. You keep those hands away from me or else.”
“Yes, my dear prince. I won’t. Only my mouth shall serve my loveliest briar rose.”
“Good, good. Now, get to it.”
You lean back and watch as the mighty king of Briar Valley, royal fae who all fearfully respected, stuck out his tongue and began to lap at a mere human’s cock like some common brothel whore. His long, darkened tongue licked along the sides and underside, starting from the base and moving all the way to the tip.
You let out a long, blissful sigh as you felt your dick start to harden more under his ministries, his mouth sucking and kissing at the hot flesh. Malleus enjoyed the sounds you were making and worked to get more out of you.
He’d kiss and lick all the way up to the tip before wrapping his lips around your red, swollen head, and suck. He’d suck and hum in delight, sending vibrations throughout your length, making you leak precum directly into his awaiting maw. He began to swirl his tongue around the head and slit, forked tongue gathering as much of your precious cream as he could to swallow and savor.
Malleus could never get enough of anything you had to offer him, cum included.
“Mmmalleus… Oh, you’re doing such a good job…Aah~ Keep that up.”
Your praise fueled and prompted him to go further. Now he started to gently bob his mouth against your length, still sucking and lapping away. He wanted to take in as much of you as possible, to swallow you whole and gift you with all the sweet pleasures you so rightfully deserved from him.
You moaned louder as you felt your cock hit the back of his throat, walls squeezing around you as he gagged slightly. In his eagerness to please, he failed to properly prepare himself to take you. Your blurry eyes started to flutter closed, and you chuckled to yourself at your lover’s desperate mistake.
He attempted to correct himself while still sucking you off without interruption, making you purr in sadistic glee. He knew better than to stop over his own discomfort. No, he would never put his own comfort of yours, too desperate to keep you happy and moaning.
So, you let him, merely relaxing in your seat while he choked on your dick like a good cock-hungry slut. You let out a sigh and continued to focus on the tight, warm mouth you were fucking.
But your eyes suddenly shot back open when you realized a pair of soft, smooth hands were gently stroking your balls in just the right way that you liked. Your panting increased as he cupped the swollen sacks of flesh, rubbing his thumb pads along them and making them tighten and flex.
But as much as you enjoyed getting your balls fondled, you don’t enjoy how Malleus disobeyed you. Just as he started to use his sharp claws to softly graze along the sensitive flesh, you leaned forward to slap his hands away, sending him a stern glare.
“Hey! What did I say about keeping your filthy hands to yourself?! Mouth and tongue only!”
Malleus startled but obeyed. Keeping his hands off of you and slipping your length out of him so he could bow in apology. You continued to scowl down at him and crossed your arms angrily.
“Use your tail to wrap around your arms and keep them secured behind your back. Disobey me again and I won’t allow you to touch me, at all, for a whole month. Understood, Malleus?”
His eyes widened ever so slightly in worry, but nodded his head in understanding, nonetheless.
“Yes, my love. Please, forgive me…” He said, doing as you ordered and secured his tail around his arms behind his back, preventing him from using them any further.
You huff at his sad apology and roll your eyes. Still a bit tiffed, you promptly grabbed at one of his horns, holding it in a vice grip and forcefully shoved his face into your heavy, round balls. The sudden movement caught him off guard as he was met with the sweet, musky scent of your cum-filled balls.
“Since you seem to be so interested in them, then why don’t you put that mouth of yours to good use and lavish them? I might just be willing to forgive you then, my sweet, slutty king.~”
The fae inhaled your scent, the smell of you making his head spin and mouth water. Your grip didn’t let up so he had no other choice but to do as you requested and started lapping at the full orbs. You hummed in approval as his wet, warm tongue worked their magic.
“That’s it, just cover them in your messy drool. Disobedient dragons should atone for their naughty behavior.~”
Malleus moaned, maw giving open-mouthed kisses to the swollen pair. Your scent was filling his nostrils as he sucked on one of the meaty spheres, your large, leaking member resting atop his head.
“Mmm, you taste so divine my love. So sweet and lovely.~ I can’t… help myself…”
Your husband was moaning against you, lost in the euphoria your aroma brought. The sight alone caused a spike of satisfaction to shoot right to your growing ego… and dick. Causing it to twitch and pulse with the need to cum.
So, as much as you were enjoying watching him make a pathetic fool of himself, you still wanted to move things along already. You were getting impatient and he seemed too balls deep to do so himself.
“Alright, that’s enough of that. I want you back to sucking me off, mouth stuffed with my cock.”
You shoved his head away from you, startling him once more from your rough, abrupt nature.
“Now, open up, Mal~” You cooed.
He barely had parted his lips when you suddenly grabbed both horns firmly in your hands and shoved his head all the way down onto your length, forcing yourself into his mouth and down his throat in one swift motion.
The fae’s eyes widened as he gagged from the sudden intrusion, trying to accommodate for the newfound size taking up all of his space.
“MPH! Mm..!”
“Haah, you take me so nicely Malleus, as always. How does that feel, hm? Finally getting what you wanted you needy, little tart? Do I taste good shoved down your throat? Because you sure as hell feel wonderful around my cock.~”
“Mmmph, mm…”
You could see his eyes water at the corners over the strain in his mouth. While he may be struggling to gather his bearings, you knew all too well how much Malleus was enjoying your whole dick in his mouth again, able to taste and smell you so intensely.
His back even arching slightly, body trembling in some places. He was incredibly aroused right now and no doubt his own pair of dick and balls were just bursting to be set free and touched too.
You chuckle and release one hand to push back his bangs and reveal his patterned scales underneath.
“Oh, does that feel good Malleus? I bet it does. I bet that empty, little head of yours is now being filled with nothing but the thoughts of me and what you’d want to do with me, huh? Such a needy, hungry thing you are.~”
You crooned down at him, affectionately running your fingers over the scales, earning a muffled moan from him. You continued your petting, gently scratching your nails at the spot, making his eyes flutter and roll back in pure euphoric, lovesick bliss.
It truly was a sight to behold.
The very ruler of Briar Valley, a proud and powerful dragon fae, renowned for his skills in magic, on his knees for a mere human. The Malleus Draconia, slobbering on the dick of a much weaker and magicless pheasant, and doing so with such submission and reverence!
The thought alone had you grinning down at him, watching his shameful display of swallowing your whole length down as you used his horns as leverage to thrust into him rhythmically. You listened to the sweet sounds of his muffled moans mixed with the slick noise of his saliva and your precum dripping passed his lips.
You sped up your pace once you felt your approaching orgasm reaching its peak. Having long since lost your patience and just wanting to cum already, you focused solely on getting to your release.
And release you did. With a final shudder and the sudden feeling of your body and balls tightening up, your member finally squirted out all that built up emission. Ribbons of hot, creamy cum shot directly down Malleus’ throat, making him gag and struggle to gulp it all down, some still slipping past his dark lips and drip down his chin.
You slipped your still twitching length out of him, using your slick and his saliva to jerk yourself off in order to get every last remaining drop out of you and into his awaiting mouth.
“Keep your mouth open for me. That’s it, nice and wide. Show me that lovely, long tongue of yours. And make sure to swallow every, last, drop.~”
Obeying, he kept his mouth nice and wide for you, sticking his white-stained tongue out and catching any stray drops you oh so graciously gifted him. And once you were all through, he closed his mouth to swallow it all up, savoring the salty-sweet flavor of your essence.
“Good boy.~ You’re just as good at following orders as you are giving them.”
Malleus crooned under your praise; a deep rumble one could mistake for a purr reverberated from his chest. The dragon’s brain was near mush by this point, thoughts of only you rolling around in there. Your taste was still lingering on his tongue and scent wafting in the air, making his head even heavier with the presence of you. It was all so overwhelming yet not unwelcome.
“Oh Malleus~”
At the sound of your sweet voice calling to him, Malleus broke out of his thoughts to give you his full, undivided attention once more.
Only to be met with the sight of you with your back turned to him, body leaning over the throne, and ass in full view, swaying slowly back and forth as to tease him. A lazy smirk and lidded eyes were present on your face.
“Aren’t you forgetting something? I’m not finished being spoiled yet, my king.~”
In a sudden fit of excitement, the fae quickly stood up, untangling his tail from his arms and rushed to remove his own member from his attire in order to spoil you some more.
You let out an unimpressed ‘tsk’ and stopped him before he could go any further and attempt to stick it in you before being properly prepared first. Malleus was no small fellow, after all.
“Ah ah ah, I wasn’t referring to your member, Malleus. I was referring to that sinful tongue of yours.~”
Emphasizing your point, you placed both hands on either side of your tight hole and spread it open, making it wink at your aghast lover.
Malleus halted his previous ministries, licking his lips in lust-filled hunger. Seems like you were making the dragon work for it and wanted him to almost grovel at your feet. And grovel he will, because the moment the wafting scent of your sweet musk reached his nostrils, he was done for.
Immediately returning to his previous position on his knees, Malleus leaned forward to inhale as much of your scent before diving in. And just like with your previous spoiling, he had no scruples with lavishing your hole with his tongue.
You let out pleased sounds with each lap of his dark tongue along your tight ring. Each one opening up the puckered hole more and sending a buzzing feeling throughout your body. The feeling making you let out a satisfied, shaky sigh.
“Such an eager pleaser, aren’t you, Malleus?~” You mused.
The dragon hummed affectionately, sending vibrations that had you moaning and leaning into his touch. His whorish nature only made you chuckle more as you decided that you had also run out of patience and would now move on to the main course.
You turned around and shoved him away, earning a confused growl from the dragon. You simply stood up and gestured for him to sit on the now unoccupied throne. He did so, still confused but still eager to carry out any orders you have for him.
With a grin and now thoroughly prepared hole, you moved aside his robes to reveal his thick, neglected cock, then smoothly made your way into Malleus’s lap. He instinctually placed both hands onto your sides, claws digging slightly into your supple skin. Your ass was rubbing up against his throbbing member, sending his mind into a frenzy.
You looked up at him with lidded eyes, a knowing, seductive smile on your face. You could feel his tip leaking and dick twitch, just begging to fill you up. You gave him one quick, fleeting kiss under his jaw before you, finally, and ever so slowly, sunk yourself down fully onto his awaiting cock.
The sensation had the fae sighing in relief. A deep rumble sounded from his chest once more and you started to tentatively move your hips.
“You’ve been waiting for this, haven’t you, Malleus?”
“Yes, my love! I’ve been waiting ever since you first sat down on my throne and demanded I began pleasuring you. I only want to pleasure you my precious briar rose.~”
You rolled your eyes at that, but still kept that same smile.
“Just be a good boy for me now. Behave. No moving or thrusting back. Just sit here while I bounce on this slutty cock of yours. Or else I’ll leave you dry and needy without a second thought.” You playfully threaten, wrapping your arms around his neck as support while you bounced in his lap.
Your lover heard you loud and clear and nodded his head in understanding. He rested his face in the crook of your neck as you bounced vicariously on his dick. He’ll be good for you, he promises.
“Mm, I know you will. Such a greedy dragon, after all. Wanting nothing but my cock, my hole, my attention.”
He crooned at your words, letting out a huff that sent a small, dark cloud puffing from his nostrils. You gently pat his head, keeping a slow, steady rhythm as he desperately restrained himself, shoving himself further against your neck to breath in as much of your scent as possible.
Your fingers slid into his silky locks once more, this time, more tenderly. You lovingly played with his hair as he grew closer and closer to his ineffable climax, soaking up as much of you as he possibly could. And yet, you still took it slow, ceasing your movements whenever you felt he was about ready to burst, and then continuing when he had calmed down. You repeated this cycle until you were ready to allow him to cum.
After all, you planned to savor this moment and milk it, and him, for all its worth.
#Twisted Wonderland#TWST#Twisted Wonderland Smut#TWST Smut#Malleus Draconia Smut#Malleus Draconia X Reader#Male!Reader#I was this close to having this be 3000 words#so close
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Hiii congratulations on ur graduation!!! I love ur fics and idk if u were shadowbanned but I haven't been able to see some fics of urs that i usually find when searching for certain tags...so maybe? I can't wait for what u have coming next, whether in the TWST fandom or not. U write sooo well ur one of my fav authors on here. Hope u have a great day🩷🤍
Oh, this is very sweet of you to say, along with the other messages I've gotten congratulating me for graduating. Thank you everyone, it makes me happy to be able to share and celebrate together.~
Now if only job hunting was as fun...
And yeah, that's why I had grown concerned since I couldn't find some in the search results but didn't know if it was just my computer acting up again or what. I'm going to post a fic soon and watch the activity on it/check the search results. If it persists, then I'm just gonna have to contact support... again.
#Reply#I was shadow banned before and hadn't realized it til somebody pointed it out to me so... yeah#this message just cheers me up tho it's very kind and encouraging to read after months of writer's block plaguing my mind
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Update (lol I ain't dead)
Hey, sorry for such a lack of inactivity but I graduated (still waiting on the actual ceremony tho ‘cause my university likes to make even their graduates suffer just a bit longer). Been busy with cleaning out a lot of old crap, finding a job with my newly acquired degree, and adulting the best I can. College did a number on my mental health and creativity so been struggling with writing.
Also, don’t know if it’s just due to my own lack of activity, but not a whole lot of fans have been interactive with my blog and fics anyways. I have been working on one of my many fic drafts recently and hope to finish it soon so maybe that’ll pick-up steam once more idk. I’m starting to wonder if I got shadow banned again and just haven’t noticed? Some of my fics don’t seem to be showing up in the search tags apparently?
May end up having to reevaluate my entire blog and comb through all my drafts, decide if I still want to write and finish some. I wrote a lot of snippets during my last semester with ideas that never seemed to go anywhere so maybe might reconsider some of those too.
Might also decide to finish up my TWST fics and then move onto other fandoms or start working on fics catering more to the teratophilia fandom since that was my original goal when starting this blog (if it wasn’t obvious what with all my Octatrio and non-human Reader fics). I honestly don’t know as of typing this up but just wanted to let everyone know I am still alive and writing, just busy with life and personal health junk.
#Rosey Rambles#Warning: ranting in tags ahead sorry#another reason I might move away from TWST is due to the fandom's obsession with y*nd*re and in*est content clogging up the smut tags#and making me overall uncomfortable and out of place among the fandom personally#after the recent chapters there seems to be a surge in Shr*ud//cest and smut involving Lilia with both Mal and Silver#and it pushed me away to the point that I still am unable to get caught up with the recent story involving Diasomnia#I get this is fiction and people have a right to like what they like but omg is this fandom so transparent with the more problematic side#it's near unescapable @~@#some fandoms are just more prepositioned to have high quantities of this type of content and TWST is one of them unfortunately#doesn't mean I've given up on TWST as a whole just that I had to step away from the smutty side of the fandom and stick with sfw side
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