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Do you have your feelers out, sources hiding in the shadows? I need Rose and Sebastian to be Exposed. I want both their families to come down on them so hard their prissy little lives are threatened or snatched from them. Some Karmic justice is due and you're just the Bitch to do it.

Don't fret, little Anon. I've had my sources, and people out watching their every single move since before TMZ got its grubby hands on this story. Whatever they are hiding, I'll expose it and watch their world come crashing down.

There is only so long that Tongue Twister and Winters Bitch can keep hiding because no one is buying this whole bullshit story about them being oh-so in love. Especially since it was only a couple weeks ago that we all witnessed how sickeningly they were all over Hunter and Blaine.

Which brings me to a question for our favorite Warblers in the middle of this drama.

Hunter, and Blaine how does it feel to have people think you're nothing more than a joke, and a cover? Do you notice the pity in other people's eyes yet, when they look at you, and shake their heads? Seeing as how you might as well have been relationship escorts, right?

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What happened to Runter?

Isn’t that the million dollar question.

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what are your thoughts on Patrick?

He's kept a low profile, but everyone around here has their dirty secrets - only a little while before I know his. 

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Looks like there's going to be an OLoD wedding.

Fresh off of Perez Hilton and E!News, our very own Tongue Twister (Sebastian Smythe) and Winters Bitch (Rose Winters) are apparently in love and entering into a looooong engagement. Am I the only that predicts this will be a bigger train wreck than Kim Kardashian's marriage? Especially consider they were just dating other people last week. 

Well, our congratulation to the happy couple.

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Hunter's secret hobby is throwing birthday parties for cats.

You heard it here, folks. Although, this isn't really news to us. What else would a Splenda crazy and freshly single Warbler be doing? 

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What is up with Jeremiah and Alexa? Their relationship confuses me

He tolerates her and mocks her, from what I have gathered. Alexa, well, who is she even?

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Everyone has secrets, sweetheart. You may think the people you're surrounding yourself with are true friends, but you'd be surprised to know they are the ones that send the tips into me. Now, get back to whatever your alcoholic beverage of the night is. It's probably better than your boyfriend, considering you spend more time hungover after your time with a bottle than rough sex with Scottman. 

Better calm that lady boner, Satan.

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Spanish is not my strongest class, but, no - you may not murder my vagina with your mouth. I’d rather you try with Rose or Cassandra. 

Better calm that lady boner, Satan.

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The girl who knows all your secrets and will reveal them at the most opportune times.

Better calm that lady boner, Satan.

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Better calm that lady boner, Satan.

There is no way you're going to be able to keep your straight lady act up. Am I the only one that is sensing that Sebastian and Santana are going to have a repeat of what happened with Hunter, but with Cassandra in the middle of the sandwich this time? 

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If you want to know you'll have to fuck her yourself because I. Don't. Like. Girls.

No, you just like what is between their legs.

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Stay the fuck out of my life, I've told you before.

Only if you answer my question, how was she in the sack?

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Santana, Rose and Sebastian went out. Looks like a OLoD threesome? or do you think they kicked Seb to the curb so Santana could murder Rose's vagina with her tongue?

Well, if you are a big fan of the OLoD, like I am, you would understand what brings them pleasure. Sebastian would have watched for the first little while of their foreplay. Once Santana murdered Rose vagina, Sebastian would jump in for his chance - everyone knows he’s wanted a chance at playing Twister with Rose. 

It looks like Satan has fully embraced who she is. So, was she as good as she was in your wet dreams?

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Hunter and Alexa seem friendly, thoughts?

Have they even talked? I’d be surprised if friendly was the word anyone used to describe their first conversation with Hunter Fitzwilliam. Although, we’d love to see the Troll trying to steal him away from Rose. 

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Everybody here is a failure

This is Ohio, what did you expect people to produce here? People born in Ohio are destined to produce offspring that will lay around working labour jobs and popping babies left and right.

If you are reading this, you will mostly likely be stuck here for the rest of your life.

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Rose is so mean because Santana won't give her sweet lady kisses.

Well, Lady Satan declared that she wouldn’t mind playing tonsil hockey with Rose late last night. Hopefully we’ll see a softer side once Santana plants that flower in her garden of lovers.

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Jeff and Sebastian should happen again!

Well, our online polls predicts that Sebastian will be back in action, dipping his stick anywhere he deems worthy. Who is to say that he won’t try and rekindle and old flame. It has got to be hard to see other people being happy when the only good thing you had going for you has been shipped to California. No couple can be safe, but I’m betting my money on Nick and Jeff becoming the targets.