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cat who hacksd the no fly list literally my hero

[singular-braincells]

genshin characters (diluc, thoma, albedo) + gender neutral convenience shop owner reader 

or my funnier alternative title: when i agreed to temporarily take over my grandparents’ shop i did not agree to meet hot men

tw: some swearing and not proof read

uh six month hiatus? nah i wouldn’t know her even if i tried.

anyways, if anyone wants a continuation of this or has a brain rot of this too do shoot it in my ask. i’d love to brain rot together <333 have a good day y’all. if anything in this is weird or doesn’t make sense sorry brain juice isn’t flowing

ALSO IF I MESSED UP WITH THE GENDERS DM OR SHOOT ME AN ASK BRAIN HURT AT 2AM AND IS PRONE TO MISTAKES ;-;

background: 

your grandparents have been running their small cosy convenience shop for as long as you and your parents know

you’ve decided that for a year you would run the shop while they went out on a well needed vacation (to visit your parents, go sight seeing, etc.)

they’ve left instructions in a big 4 inch binder for handling shipment, closing shop, opening shop, dealing with problematic customers, stocking shelves, taking inventory, etc.

anyways, the locals who always see your grandparents are very surprised to find a new face running the store. they’re understanding when it takes you a just a tad bit longer to bag their belongings or giving back their change

after that week, there is a buzz around the neighborhood (or shop plaza if you will) about a new face running the small family grocery mart run by your grandparents. now people are going to the shop at least once to sneak a peak at you, after all it’s not very often that they see new faces

diluc

you first met when he saw you struggling to lift two large boxes of snacks and juice at six in the morning

it didn’t help that you happened to be in bed by one am and actually went to sleep at two am

you just received a several notifications at 5 am of your delivery of chips, granola bars, and orange juice. how wonderful

cue you having to wake up even earlier than normal to move a bunch of heavy boxes in the middle of the dark

a tall figure approaches you. they come closer. you recognize the uniform as the ones the coffee bar, next to the shop, that the employees wear. “do you need help?” the person asks. you look at the other nine large boxes and then glance at the granola bars you just dropped earlier. “if you wouldn’t mind. help would be greatly appreciated.”

you were able to move half of the boxes before you arms start to burn from all that lifting. you weren’t sure how your grandparents were able to carry all these heavy boxes when they were running the store

carrying the 8th box of granola bars, you hasn’t noticed the box started to slip from your hands and they make a very loud “thud” on the ground. you let out a stream of curse words before trying to pick the box back up

you hope only a couple of the bars would be broken and not the entire box of granola. you hear someone calling out to you, but with the wind being as harsh and loud you couldn’t really hear them

the guy gets close to you and effortlessly carries the box that you had dropped. “be careful. wouldn’t want you getting hurt.” he carries the box of granola away and leaves you low key flustered

you notice that the man looks really buff. like not to be creepy (you definitely weren’t staring 👀 but like you kinda were), but he made moving 4 boxes of orange juice look like it was nothing. absolutely weightless??

wait... now that you’re looking at him, he looks super hot??? his bright red hair tied into an effortless high pony tail?? the way his dress shirt is rolled up that show his forearms?? you can see some of his biceps when he lifts another big ass box of juice?? dude, this man looks like a male lead straight out of a Korean romance drama?? you on the other hand had rolled out in your crusty pajamas with bright pink slides that your grandma gifted you

talk about unfortunate. anyways, you tried to assist with carrying the smaller boxes to the inside of your shop. you two work on moving the boxes with only the buzzing of the bright white fluorescent lights coming from inside the store

you thank him vigorously for the help. you try to straighten out any bed head hair strands, but not gonna lie you look like ass at this point

“you work next door right? are you sure the owner won’t get mad at you for being late for your shift or something? i would hate for you to get in trouble for helping me out.”

“no? what makes you say that?”

“well if they fire you for being late, you’re more than welcome work here. I’m sure your boss is ass anyways.”

“i’m the owner?”

“oh.”

you ended up giving him a cold bottle of grape juice and a milk bread bun as a ���sorry I mistook you as an employee and not the owner” and for being delicious eye candy at six am helping you out so early in the morning

every now and then he occasionally stops by the store with a warm cup of tea for you whenever he’s there to pick up dairy products for his coffee bar. in return, you give him a bottle of grape juice (at first he tried to pay for it but now he’s learned to just take it)

you and diluc are pretty good friends? well you can’t really tell... he’s not very good at sharing things about himself but that’s okay! you can understand and respect it

in general, i think the two of you enjoy each other’s company? i would hope so because you don’t really see him hang around anyone else...

thoma

he's a regular to your grandparents shop. in fact, your grandparents like him so much that they said specifically in their guide to give him a discount. always

he was there on your first day running the shop. you weren’t quite used to waking up at 6am and opening the store at 7am so naturally, you overslept 

you wake up at 7:05 am and you’re shitting bricks. you hastily change out of your pajamas and into normal clothes. you go to the bathroom and quickly brush your teeth while washing your face. by 7:15, you’re out the door with your work apron and with the keys to the store. 

you arrive at the store five minutes later and see a tall man with blond hair tied into a low pony tail. he has a red jacket on and he turns to see you. 

you greet him as nice as possible considering you just woke up and you were sure that the grogginess in your voice didn’t help. he waves back at you with a bright smile on his face 

“good morning! i’m not sure where the owners are, but i’m sure they’ll be here soon. they’re a lovely old couple so i’m sure there’s a reason to why they’re late.” you cough as you fish out the keys from your apron pocket

“ah, they are my grandparents.” you move towards the locked door and unlock it with ease. “i’m their grandchild, (y/n). i offered to run the shop while they take a long and overdue vacation.” you explain as you open the door for the tall man

you flick the lights on and allow the blond to gather whatever things he needed

while waiting at the cash register, you notice how handsome the guy looks while opening the fridges to access the whole milk. the white fluorescent lights highlight how soft his features are, the way his green eyes are focused when they’re glued to the different price labels, how he has a confident stride with the way he’s walking towards you

wait he’s walking towards you

oh shit and he has definitely noticed the way your eyes were glued to him

quick look at something else! it can literally be anything else... cat food?

you cough into your sleeve. “you find everything okay, sir?” he places his basket of goods onto the counter and nods. “oh, i didn’t even realize i hadn’t introduced myself.” he extends his hand out to yours. “my name is thoma, nice to meet you.” you extend your hands as well and take his hand. thoma has a very firm handshake and not to mention how incredibly warm his hands are 

“again, i’d like to apologize for being late this morning. my grandparents would kill me knowing that i made their favorite customer wait outside. that and being tardy on my first day.” you quickly scan the goods trying to get him out of the store as soon as possible so you could go into the janitors closet to cry

“oh no it’s quite alright! i think you’re doing a fantastic job for your first day. don’t worry i won’t tell a soul.” he registers what you said for a moment. “wait, i’m their favorite customer?” you laugh at the blond

“yes you are. they describe you as the perfect grandchild.” they’ve also said that you and him should go out on a date but do you really need that kind of complication in your life? absolutely not

“anyways, this is yours.” you hastily hand thoma his receipt. “have a good day! do come again.” you wave goodbye as thoma leaves the store. he waves back as the bells on top of the door jingle to signal his leave

thoma is a frequent customer of the shop and so far you can see why your grandparents want to set you up with him

he is single handedly saving the cat food industry with the amount he buys every time he visits

you ask him once if he has lots of cats with all the cat food he’s buying. “i don’t have any pets unfortunately, but i do use all the cat food to feed all the stray cats i see just outside of town.”

so he’s nice, polite, hot, and he’s caring towards animals??? how is he still single???

you and thoma are pretty good friends. small talk with him is not like the small talk you have with customers just to be polite. he shares things about him and in return you feel comfortable enough sharing some things from your old town with him

 overall, a 10/10 friend. you enjoy his company and vice versa. now, if only if you had the time to hang out with him outside the store :/

albedo

albedo works at the flower shop right across from your grandparents shop and every now and then you see him with a sketch book out

he looks ethereal. heavenly. delicately created from the gods themselves with the perfect hot to cute ratio

you always see him with a sketchbook out and he’s always sketching flowers or the different types of birds that perch on the flowers right above the entrance to the shop

honestly, you could watch albedo for hours. the way he cuts the thorns off of roses and places them with the bunches of brightly colored lavenders and how he arranges each basket and bouquet very thoughtfully 

your grandfather on more than one occasion he’s bought flowers from albedo for your grandmother for her birthday or on their anniversary

your grandmother always sends pictures of said flowers in the family group chat and they look lovely every single time

when the first holiday comes around you see the shop swamped with people and you feel kinda bad for albedo

so when the crowds of people died down at the flower shop, you grabbed a bottle of water and a bag of fruit snacks and headed out of your store. surely it couldn’t hurt to leave it for 5 minutes to give him water and a small snack... right?

you quickly rush over to the store while trying to keep an eye on the store. albedo is working at the counter and greets you as you walk in.

“good afternoon. I’ve never seen you around town before. are you new here?” You explain that you are temporarily running the convenience store across from his shop.

“it looked like hell from where i was. that rush of people looked really stressful not gonna lie.” you hand him the fruit snack and water bottle in your hands. “anyways, my name is (y/n) and if you ever need a break you’re more than welcome to crash at my store.”

“um, good luck with the rest of the holiday. see you ‘round” you wave good bye to him. you see some elementary kids enter the store and you make your way back to the shop.

later that evening you find a pot of the brightest yellow lilies right on the porch of the shop with a note attached to the terra-cotta pot

i think that you and albedo are friends but the amount of times that you stare at him makes you feel like a stalker than a friend. YOU FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT IT but how could the gods make someone so pretty and how could you not just stare at them for hours on end ;-;

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ayato kamisato i will open my wallet just you for just pls come home

anyways, modern au university slice of life thing because i can. sorry about how childe’s is so short compared to the others, i am ed sheeran phobic. also, not proofread i wrote this mostly before work lol.

diluc, itto, and childe x reader (modern university slice of life au) (gender neutral reader)

barista!diluc who knows your drink orders by heart. you tend to rotate between your usual drinks based on what you’re doing that day. if you happen to be running errands that day, diluc knows that you’re going to order a water based drink for the weather. if you showed up to the cafe with a large binder in tow, he knows to brew you a cold caffeinated drink to keep you focused long enough to get your work finished before he has to close up shop. while taking orders from customers, he cannot help but look up every now and then at the way the afternoon sunlight hits your face and your notes sprawled out on the table. the man is incredibly shy, but the small conversations y’all have are enough repeat endlessly in diluc’s mind. someday he’ll work up the nerve to ask you out properly or at the very least leave his phone number on the next cup you order next time you pop in. 

baseball player! itto who at every single game he plays makes it a point to dedicate at least one home run to you after he asks you to tutor him in precalculus. his coach threatens to bench him off if he doesn’t get his grades up. his professor tells him to seek out one of her past students, and she points him in your direction. itto recognizes you from one of his other classes since you sit right in front of him. so after multiple days of begging and nudging from your past professor, you agree to help itto. other students had labelled him as a rough, tough, resident mean guy, so you were expecting the worst. what you weren’t expecting is a goofy, humorous, overall definition of himbo guy. after that, y’all remained very good friends. you go to his games and he stays late after his practice to walk you home after you stay late writing articles for the university’s web article. it’s a win-win for the both of you. you get a friend to walk home with you in the evenings and itto gets to spend hours looking at you while you type away at the school computer labs. 

swimmer!childe who looks forwards to seeing you in the stands at his swim meets. he knows you’re only there to get action shots and other images for your article about the swim team advancing to nationals again this year. he can’t help but get giddy when you approach him after his freestyle swim, camera in hand. you ask him if you could get a picture of him for your article and interview him about his thoughts on making the nationals again. when you ask him to stand for a portrait image, he cannot help but flex his muscles just a little and give you a charming grin. “did you need an autograph too, my little reporter?” you can’t help but roll your eyes. “no, but if you’re busy i can always interview someone else.” you turn to one of his teammates and he frowns playfully. “now that’s not necessary, now is it? I’ll answer all the questions you have for me.” you can tell this is going to be one long interview

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howdy party people, guess who got into genshin impact? its me. good news, hot people. bad news, subjecting all of you to ramblings about said hot people.

i am so salty over not being able to pull thoma during the yae miko banner so here i am thinking about fictional people as a sad coping mechanism. anyways, thanks for coming to my ted talk

not proof read brain go brr i will fix in the morning when braincells decide to function again and maybe went a lil overboard with diluc 🙃

genshin characters (kaeya, lisa, and diluc) when they see you napping

kaeya

draws weird shit on your face with a permanent black marker 

kidding lol

you just came back from doing multiple commissions and helping out the acting grand master with a horrendous amount of paper work

working since six am till about one in the afternoon, lisa forced asked you and jean to take a break

she took jean to the angel’s share tavern and promised to bring you lunch from good hunter’s. you went to an empty unused room in the knight’s headquarters to take a short break 

you pulled out a book lisa had lent you and went to an unoccupied couch in the room. located next to the window, you could feel the sunshine on your skin and see the clear skies out 

flipping through pages of your book, the warm sensation on your skin along with the minimal hours of sleep you got the night before had pulled you into a much needed nap. feeling your eyelids getting heavy and your breathing slowing down, you feel yourself succumbing to an afternoon nap

your normal aware and alert state that being an adventurer has refined over the years has left you vulnerable as you continue to doze off. kaeya considered himself lucky when he accidentally came into this room looking for jean

your relationship with kaeya was a bit odd, not gonna lie. you thought he was nothing more than a big alcoholic flirt who wanted nothing more than to inconvenience you. kaeya thought you were way too uptight for your young age and wanted to somehow crack the serious front that you put on (he knows that there is a nicer side to you, he has seen you interact with kids. the serious mannerisms falls and all that’s left is a kind and playful young soul)

luckily kaeya didn’t wake you up, he always thought you were kinda cute but with the way that the sun hits your face, the way your hands carefully clutch your novel, and the particular way that your chest goes up and down... he could feel his chest just tighten up a little bit (not that he would ever admit that)

for once, kaeya decides to be a nice person and drapes his tacky fur coat over you. he notices part of your hair covering your face and moves his slender hands to brush it out of your face and behind your ear. “my, you are awfully cute when you’re not always overworking yourself.”

kaeya leaves a cup of ice water for you on a nearby table and a note for you for when you wake up. maybe he’s not too much of an inconvenience. you’ll thank him by buying him a couple of drinks at angel’s share next time you see him stumble in after your shift 

lisa

you were tasked with being lisa’s little library helper by the knights (something you personally didn’t mind, it was better than having to babysit kaeya at the tavern)

lisa needed help putting away recently returned books while she ran some errands for the acting grand master

she gave you a list of the books that have been returned and where they needed to go. she apologies for leaving the work for you and promises that she’ll make the two of you some tea when she returns

you tell her to not worry about it since it’s the reason why you are here helping her in the first place. “why, thank you cutie. i’ll be back right before you know it” you wouldn’t admit this to her, but every time she calls you “cutie”, you melt on the inside like a popsicle in summer heat

you wave goodbye to her as she leaves the library, trying to keep your flushed face out of lisa’s sight

you looked up to lisa, like a lot. the way she was able to handle the knights’ workload and to be able to maintain the library without breaking a sweat. the way that she effortlessly makes you feel giddy just from the way she talks to you. every hug that she gives you is like a slight squeeze to your heart

determined to make lisa’s workload easier, you get to work by sorting out the returned books by author’s last names alphabetically

hours go by before lisa returns to the library and you manage to go through 90% of the books and have tried putting them in the right spots

the only books that were remaining were books checked out from the restriction section. you’d have to ask lisa for help with those books

there was one book on the shelves that had caught your eye when you were working. taking it off the shelves, you go to a quieter area of the library to read your book. there was a rather big leather chair next to two potted plants 

cracking open the book, you begin to read the pages leisurely while waiting for lisa’s return so that she can help you with the rest of the books

you can feel your eyes droop and the somewhat shady area you were in made you want to sleep even more. you notice this and shake yourself awake. you had to stay up in case lisa returned.

well that was short lived because before you knew it, you were out. snoozing peacefully, you didn’t realize that lisa had returned by the opening of oak doors at the opening of the library

lisa kept calling out your name, tea and lunch hot in her hands. she wanted to take you to the benches located by the knight’s headquarter entrance to eat lunch

what she didn’t expect is to see you sleeping soundly with a novel in your hands. “how cute.” lisa thinks to herself as she sets down the food and drinks in her hands

she leaves for a brief moment to go to her desk. opening the drawer, she retrieves a soft grey blanket and heads back to your sleeping form

she drapes the blanket over you and takes the book from your hands and sets it on a table next to the chair

lisa pats the top of your head and tucks you in, doing her best to not wake you up. “we can have lunch as soon as you wake up cutie.” 

diluc

you and diluc were good friends (well at least you thought you were good friends, didn’t want to ask him though in case y’all weren’t friends lol) who occasionally helped you out with your commissions. in return, you would help out in the angel’s share in place for charles (for emergencies or just to give the poor man a break from all the drunks)

you had learned all the bartending ways from your grandmother and grandfather. you don’t consider yourself a very very good bartender, but good enough to keep customers happy

 you weren’t one to keep up with all the various holidays that the city of mondstat celebrated, but you kept track of holidays in case the angel’s share needed an extra set of hands during busy days 

diluc would normally be the one to approach you when they needed help (he knew where to find you anyways)

today’s commissions seem to be piling on more and more for some reason. many adventurers took off for a holiday, but it had slipped your mind

thinking that today was like any other normal day, you tried to finish as many commissions as possible. hilichurls, finding lost animals, delivering packages, and everything in between

by the time the evening arrived, you were beat. ecstatic to finally be able to go home, you head towards katheryne to claim the commission rewards for when you see diluc

“oh, good evening master diluc. didn’t expect to see you here this late.” waving at him, you flash him a tired smile

as you hand katheryne all the commissions that you’ve completed, diluc and you make casual conversation

“that reminds me, would you mind giving charles an extra hand tonight? it’s rather packed in the angel’s share and he could really use the extra help.” there goes your plans for resting tonight. you didn’t want to say no to diluc and you didn’t have plans anyways

“uh sure. let me finish a couple of tasks first and i’ll be there as soon as possible.” diluc nods and thanks you. “of course. don’t mention it”

you finish whatever tasks you had left as quickly as possible and head over to the angel’s share. when you came in, it really was packed to the brim with adventurers, citizens, and entertainers alike

you go behind the bar and greet charles as you get to work. tying a black apron around your waist, you put on a tired smile and start whipping drinks together

hours and hours pass but as the most people know, time flies fast when you’re working hard. you don’t notice your fatigue and the screams of your body telling you to rest

after the last drunk has been kicked out from the bar, the two of finally have a seat. a huge sigh of relief escapes your lips as you take a large sip of water

“thank you so much for your help tonight, (y/n). i really couldn’t have done it without you.” you brush off charles appreciation. “not a problem. it had slipped my mind that today was special. would have come in earlier had i remembered.” 

you don’t notice, but diluc slips into the enterance of the bar to help you and charles clean up after a chaotic night. you glance up from your seat to see him, all in his bartender fit glory (you think he looks like 10000 times better in this outfit but would never tell that to his face)

“nice to see you again master diluc.” he nods towards you. “likewise. how was tonight?” him and charles seem to be talking, but none of what they’re saying is processing through your head. feeling your head pound, you decide to put your head down on the table and close your eyes for a brief moment

as soon as your head is in your arms, you doze off. after the large amount of commissions and mixing drinks / tending to customers all night long, you hadn’t realized how exhausted you were

diluc noticed that you hadn’t given your input on anything for the past 10 minutes and turns his head in your direction. he notices the slow rise of of your chest 

diluc feels awful for making you work so late and hadn’t even realized the state you were in before asking you to help out at the share. normally he would have noticed your exhaustion, but being busy with preparations for a busy night he hadn’t taken it into consideration. he sighs and takes off his coat. diluc glances at the goosebumps on your skin and puts his warm jacket over you

he and charles clean up the bar while you nap peacefully. after the bar is clean, diluc sends charles home. by the looks of it, you’re gonna be out cold for the whole night. he lifts you up and takes you to an unoccupied couch

somehow, you don’t stir in your sleep at all. diluc gets a small pillow and puts your head on it, moving slow and carefully. 

while you are slumped over the couch, diluc uses his coat to cover you as a blanket. there's enough space on the couch for diluc to take a seat next to you

before you know it, he's fast asleep next to you. another idiot prone to overworking himself to exhaustion

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man, reading the shit i wrote two years ago on here makes me want to go on a blog purge lol

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hi im back-ish :) a whole year plus more of inactivity and i am the same, irresponsible, shit head from over a year ago

sorry about taking an unofficial hiatus just got really busy for a year :(

i low-key wanna make a tsukishima + kageyama + reader roommate college au thing but idk I’ll let that marinate in my brain for a hot minute

anyways hope y'all are doing well and enjoy

ALSO tried to keep reader gender neutral but i am dumb so i might slip up with a female reader if i didn't proof read this right

apologies for any kind of weird formatting and this is a really long ramble and idk where this is going anyways-

grocery trip with tsukishima, kageyama, and reader but some kid mistakes you as their parent (college roommate au)

if i were to rank everyone from most likely to least likely to burn the apartment down it would be kageyama first, then you, then tsukishima

kageyama is known to be a dumbass when it comes to anything outside of volleyball so when you and tsukishima come home from studying at the university library to see kageyama nearly throw a large cup of water at a pot full of oil that has caught fire

“KAGEYAMA NO” cue tsukishima’s snickering until he realizes that kageyama was about to blow up the whole apartment complex

kageyama is not allowed to touch the stove unless you or tsukishima monitor him

you can cook, you can cook well enough for a broke college student and are in charge of preparing 70% of the meals (tsukishima being 20% when you’re not home or when you ask him super duper nicely if he can make food)

tsukishima knows how to cook he just can’t be bothered if you’re home (he doesn’t want to admit that he likes your cooking. he’d rather die than admit to you or kageyama that he enjoys the way you make your desserts)

anyways, the three of you tend to go grocery shopping together or at least you and either tsukishima or kageyama

kageyama and tsukishima are not allowed to go together they get nothing done 😔

when grocery trips include both kageyama and tsukishima, kageyama and tsukishima tend to bicker like toddlers and in order to shut them up you give tsukishima half of your list and send him off

you tried to do this with kageyama once but he somehow ended up confusing cilantro and celery???

“kageyama, this isn’t cilantro. this is celery.”

“what’s cilantro?”

tbh, the two of them aren’t very helpful during grocery trips, but having everyone do something together at least once a week is really nice (a team building exercise if you will)

and because they’re built like ladders you can ask them to get something on the top shelves without having to bother an underpaid employee

there was one time while you were out with both kageyama and tsukishima where a small child had mistaken you for their parent

you had sent the two of them to get vegetables and fruits while you went to the other side of the store to get bread

you felt a tugging on your jacket and saw a little boy with a small green dinosaur plush. you could see tears welling up in his eyes. you kneeled down to his height and asked him what was wrong

long story short, he lost his parent in the store and doesn’t know how to find then again. as he told you how he lost his parent, the tears in his eyes started to fall

you took a napkin from your pocket and dried his tears as best as you could while comforting him. you offered to take him to the store front to try and find them

tsukishima and kageyama have come back to the isle you were at, arguing about what kind of bell peppers you wanted.

cue the confusion on their faces when they see you carrying a child one handed while trying to look for whole wheat bread with the other

y'all learned the kid’s name was Yuu and he was about 4 years old. he didn’t know his parent’s phone number so calling was out of the question.

using what little brain the three of you have, you decide to take Yuu to the front of the store where management is. carrying Yuu from one end of the large store to the other end was tiring to you so you asked kageyama or tsukishima to take him for a little bit so that you can rest your arms

you gave him to kageyama for a bit until Yuu sneezed and got snot all over his shirt. you helped Yuu clean up his nose and kageyama's shirt while tsukishima snickered

tsukishima carried Yuu all the way to the front while Yuu asked him billions of questions about dinosaurs or something. Yuu also asked you if tsukishima or kageyama was your boyfriend

you laughed, kageyama’s face flushed red, and tsukishima tried to hide the small blush on the tip of his ears. your cheeks dust a pink color but you hardly notice

you decided not to answer the question as you took Yuu from tsukishima’s arms. the four of you had made it to the very front of the store where the managers stood with a very distressed parent.

“Yuu!” The young person who looked very similar to Yuu dashes towards you. you set down Yuu and he is reunited

they thank you, kageyama, and tsukishima fervently for finding their son and keeping him safe. lifting up their son into their arms, Yuu waves goodbye to the three of you with a bright grin plastered on his small face

you can't help but wave back nicely with a smile. kageyama tries his best to not scare

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i just wanted to thank all of y'all for nearly 100 followers and i'll probably do something special for it (maybe a Q&A? idk come up with something dw)

school is dumb and i hate it here stressing about college applications is also wack

i've always wanted to try my hand at the fluff alphabet so i hope this isn't too ooc or bad

kageyama tobio A-Z fluff alphabet

[a]ctivities: what do they like to do with their s/o? how do they spend their free time with them?

kageyama would absolutely love love love to play volleyball with you. it doesn't matter if you're a professional or don't know what a recieve is, if you show interest in playing it with him he will be just so over joyed (of course without showing it very much)

his favorite thing to do with you that's not volleyball is going out for hikes or walks in the park. just being able to go outside and enjoy the weather is a good stress reliever for him. you two don't even have to talk very much. if you want to ramble about your day or about the latest tv show you've watched, he's gonna listen but if you want to just be together and walk in silence he's totally down for that too.

[b]eauty: what do they admire about their s/o? what do they think is beautiful about them?

one physical trait kageyama likes is your voice. he would love your voice no matter what. if you're one to talk about anything and everything he is low-key relieved because he cannot carry a conversation for the life of him but if you prefer a comfortable silence he's down for that too.

a personality traits he admires is patience. he knows he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed and isn't one to pick up hints easily. so if you bare with him and help him maneuver through life and its obstacles he will definitely fall harder for you

[c]omfort: how would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

to be honest, I can see Kageyama not knowing what to do the first time his s/o has a panic attack or feels awful. he's just very inexperienced with relationships in general, but he's gonna try to do some research and ask his upper classmen teammates for help. the second time it happens he'll be there for you. he is gonna provide all the physical and emotional support that he can.

[d]reams: how do they picture their future with their s/o?

once he has a stable schedule, kageyama sees the two of you living in a large condo home living the domestic life. making breakfast together on days that the two of you have off, movie nights with popcorn and tea, doing cosmetic face masks together (despite Kageyama having the clearest skin known to mankind), and just being able to take the time to cherish one another.

[e]qual: are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

at the beginning of the relationship Kageyama's gonna be more passive just because he a) doesn't want to accidently hurt you and b) he does not have the slightest clue what to do in a relationship. as the relationship goes on he's gonna be a little bit more dominant, but he will always ask to do something (like ask to give you a hug or for kisses etc. because he is a polite boy 😤)

[f]ight: would they be easy to forgive their s/o? 

it honestly depends on what the who's at fault. if you're clearly at fault kageyama is gonna expect you to apologize and own up to it, but if he's the one at fault he will apologize as soon as he realizes it. he doesn't want to lose you in some dumb argument so he'll quickly and sincerely apologize, though it might take just a little bit of time for him to realize.

[g]ratitude: how grateful are they in general? are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

kageyama is super duper duper grateful for all that you do for him. waiting for him to come home at night with late practices, him leaving at dawn for early practice, all of it. he doesn't know how to verbally say "thank you so much for all that you do I don't know where I'd be without you" but he'll show it through actions. he's gonna get you a cute little trinket he sees at the airport when he's away or gets you that thing you've been looking at for some time without you realizing.

[h]onesty: do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? or do they share everything?

Kageyama doesn't share too much, only if you ask. he's not very good at opening up and he's very scared of abandonment. just be patient with him and let him open up at his own pace. he'll tell you everything just not at all once

[i]nspiration: did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? like trying out new things or help them overcome their personal problems?

he's become more aware of how to talk to people and the general aura he gives off. he’s learned to be vulnerable around you, to lean on you, and love you. it scares him that on any day you could pack your bags and leave him, never looking back. he’s scared of making mistakes and ultimately destroying the most wonderful thing that the two of you have so sometimes he overthinks every action. you’ve taught him to go with the flow, that it is okay to mess up. mistakes happen and that is okay. you’ve soothed and ease the insectuities that kageyama has. he can’t thank you with words because he’ll stumble and stutter but he can thank you with a gentle hand squeeze and a hug that conveys “I don’t ever want to let you go” 

[j]ealousy: do they get jealous easily? how do they deal with it?

again, baby boy kags has abandonment issues from Junior high so he's gonna be at least a little bit jealous, but not to worry! he trusts you 100 percent to make the right choices and to be loyal. he wouldn't really get that jealous unless someone was blatantly flirting with you. you notice his jealousy when he gives off the iciest glare to whoever is flirting with you. unless you look visibly uncomfortable he won't step in since he knows you can handle yourself. but if you needed him to step in, he would in a heartbeat. he deals with his jealousy by pouting at you and glaring at the other person until you give him all the affection he wants.

[k]iss: are they a good kisser? what was the first kiss like?

there is a 100 percent high chance that Kageyama has never been in a relationship before, let alone kissed someone. he's gonna be very inexperienced so if you take the lead until Kageyama feels more comfortable with it he'll be grateful. but fyi this boy learns and he learns fast don't worry ;)

your first kiss was an accident (i know cliché but hear me out). the two of you were sitting together shoulder to shoulder studying for midterms. you were aiming to give kageyama a kiss on the cheek for getting a question correct on his literature homework, but he moved his head towards you to ask you something about a certain kanji character and bam. that was your first kiss. 

[l]ove confession: how would they confess to their s/o?

kageyama would do the cliché "stick a note in your locker asking you to meet after school on the roof top" but would either fuck it up by a) messing up some kanji so it's unreadable and confusing, b) make it sound like a threat, or c) both. how he wrote it is option c.

you ended up going to the rooftop of the school out of curiosity and you see the dark haired boy standing there with a strawberry milk carton, bag of steamed buns, and a single rose (fun fact: the karasuno boys vbc made him get all of those things because let's face it this boy is hopeless with gifts).

as soon as you meet his gaze, his face turns red in record time. he adorably stutters out that he's got the biggest crush on you and you can't help but accept his heartfelt confession.

[m]arriage: do they want to get married? how do they propose? what would the marriage be like?

he would totally want to get married. he'd propose to you at a really really serenic place at night either at like a picnic at the beach or under the night sky on your condo balcony. your wedding would be small private with just your friends and family. the marriage would just be your relationship before y'all got married just now y'all share a bank account.

[n]icknames: what do they call their s/o?

at the beginning of your relationship, he was used to pet names but as he got comfortable in your relationship he uses some of them. the most common ones he uses are things like "honey", "love", and "babe"/"baby"

[o]n cloud nine: what are they like when they are in love? is it obvious for others? how do they express their feelings?

tobio makes it painfully obvious that he has a crush. he's never experienced these feelings before so he doesn't really know how to handle them so it's very obvious to others that he has a crush (even if he doesn't know himself). the longing glances, the flushed cheeks, the spacing out, the stuttering, it's really really obvious to tell if he's infatuated with someone.

he doesn't really express his feelings very well but he does express it by walking you home after school or after his practice, getting you your favorite drink from the vending machine, and just showing he cares in small ways.

[p]da: are they upfront about their relationship? do they brag about their s/o in front of others? or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

kageyama is definitely more reserved when presenting his relationship. he won't go sucking off your face in front of people, but he doesn't mind the small gestures like hand holding and settling his hand on your waist.

when the two of you first got together, he kept it a secret from his team for months until hinata accidently saw the two of you kissing in the closet. it was only then when kageyama decided to announce to the team that the two of you are dating.

[q]uirk: some ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

okay, he is a god at massages and other things with his hands ;))))). so if your back aches from sleeping weird or sitting at a work desk for too long he will gladly give you a quick massage to relieve some of the pain. because of this you learned some massage methods and tricks to help tobio out when he comes from practices sore.

[r]omance: how romantic are they? what would they do to make their s/o happy? cliché or rather creative?

he's not very romantic himself, but he'll do anything he can to make his s/o happy. most of the things he'll do will either be corny and cliché as hell or they'll be super thoughtful and unique. it honestly depends on who he asks for advice (hint: nishinoya and tanaka are cheesy as hell so do what you want with that info)

[s]upport: are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? do they believe in them?

he will support you all the way with your dreams and goals like you've supported him with his professional volleyball dreams. he can't help you much with writing essays or calculating certain equations, but he'll try his best to give you all the emotional support you need to achieve your dreams.

[t]hrill: do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? or do they prefer a certain routine?

i think he'd be more of a routine sort of person, but if you want to do something new he will give it his best shot. he'll do anything to make you happy and who knows, maybe he'll discover something new about himself.

[u]nderstanding: how good do they know their partner? are they empathetic?

when it comes to your niche habits and things you like, he knows them like he knows the back of his hand. y'all saw how fast he memorized those lil volleyball signals, he unconsciously memorized all these small little details about you.

when it comes to being empathetic, he's got the right idea but he's going to come off a little off. the best way to get your feelings across to him is by straight up telling him. he'll learn to notice the small signs you give off when something is off.

[v]alue: how important is the relationship to them? what is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life

he will value your relationship like he values volleyball. he takes most of his relationships seriously so expect him to put the most effort he can. he'd expect you to do the same.

[w]ild card: a random fluff headcannon.

he saw you taking care of your friend's three year old son once. the way you were so doting and motherly towards him made his heart go doki doki. he realizes how much of a good parent you'd make and after that, he sometimes has cute domestic fantasies about having children with you.

[x]oxo: are they very affectionate? do they love to kiss and cuddle?

kageyama is not very affectionate in public, but in private he will be all over you. he's just more comfortable being cutesy and vulnerable in private with you. he will give you cute forehead / head kisses, snuggle you while the two of you sleep, hold your hand while you're doing laundry, and put his chin on your head while you do the dishes. he's just more baby in general when at home away from the public.

[y]earning: how will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

when kageyama misses you he will look at old pictures the two of you have taken together or pictures he has taken of you when you asked him to over the years that you've been together. these get him through some of the more lonelier times when he's away from you due to volleyball competition. he'll hold a pillow trying to pretend it's your warm self, but it doesn't work too well in the end.

[z]eal: are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? if so, what kind?

kageyama is willing to do whatever he can for your relationship. as long as you're his anchor in the storm and treat him with kindness, he's willing to move mountains for you. he just loves you very much and will do any action to prove it to you again and again.

[singular-braincells]

i hope y'all are doing well and make sure to take care of yourselves

also first time writing for the birb boy so i hope it's not ✨c r i n g e✨(also ignore how dumb the ending is i didn’t know how to end it 👀)

hawks (takami keigo) with an s/o who wears glasses headcannons + scenario

to be honest I don't think that he'd care very much about it or even notice it when he first met you

but when he saw you without your glasses for the first time he thought you looked stunning (not saying that you without your glasses looked less stunning)

his face was dusted a beautiful shade of pink when he got a proper look at the wonderful shade of your eyes (not that you could see him anyways without your glasses)

if you need assistance picking out new frames he will definitely come with you to the optometrist and would probably laugh at how blind you are after your check up (all teasing and joking of course)

if you break your glasses and don't have an extra pair on you, he would be honored to be your seeing eye bird until you got your spare

will occasionally steal your glasses and wear them and not gonna lie he looks so handsome like damn it's illegal to look that good (but he will steal them more often if your frames happen to be shiny and sparkly but don't blame him that's just his inner birb speaking)

he would be so goofy and try to imitate you and he would either get it hilariously wrong or spot on

"You want to try on my glasses?" Hawks excitedly nods his head. "But why?" You tilt your head in curiosity.

"Well birdie, they look awfully cute on you and I just wanted to see if I could pull it off." He winks in your direction and you flush pink. All your life you thought your glasses were a nuisance with all the times you've fogged them up, stabbed yourself in the eye with them, or misplaced them. "Still don't understand, but fine. Why not." You sigh and take off your spectacles and hand them over to the winged hero. He puts them on his face and adjusts to your prescription. "Woah. I didn't know you were this blind, dove." You tell him to shut his mouth. “I can at least get a general idea of what I’m looking at.”

You squint and see the bird man put them on his face and pull out his phone. "What're you doing?" You furrow your eyebrows at him. "Nothing." He hums playfully. You hear the cashier call out your order number for you and Hawk's lunch. "Bird brain, our order number was just called out." You point to what was hopefully the cashier. "Can't you get it?" You shake your head. " No."

"Why not?"

"Because I can't."

"Yes you can what're you talking about?"

"No, I can't. You took my only way of differentiating a wall from a person, bird brain." Hawks makes an "oh." sort of expression before getting up from your shared table.

"Fine, I'll get it." You scoff playfully at the hero. "and just so that you know, you look absolutely breathtaking without your glasses." You feel your face heat up at his comment. "Get going you. My lunch break ends in 20 minutes." You playfully push Hawks towards the cashier counter and hand him your order number. He takes a moment to wink at you as he takes off your frames like a picture perfect model. You laugh at his behavior as he leaves your table. The only thing racing through your head was how freakishly handsome Hawks was. Even if you couldn’t see the small details, you got the big image just fine.

[singular-braincells]

hey y’all sorry for being inactive. college apps are stressful. also my updates are literally everywhere ⚆ _ ⚆. i hope y’all are doing well during this pandemic and if you need someone to talk to i am just a dm away.

also my writing style really do be garbage though lmao. also probably ooc kags

word count: 1.4k words

kageyama + reader who wants to learn volleyball

"(L/n)-chan, you should come to the beach with us on Friday!"

"Why?"

"We're gonna play volleyball and I promised my friends that I would find one more person to be on our team." You furrow your eyebrows. "I don't play volleyball?".

"Isn't Kageyama your boyfriend? He can teach you right?" I mean, he could, but I don't think he'd enjoy teaching me all that much.

"I'm not quite sure? I think I have plans this weekend anyways..." You think back to your library of unplayed games and get a little giddy on the inside. "I know you don't have any plans this weekend. Playing Yakuza 0 all weekend does not count as plans."

"Well darn, you got me. I don't think I want to go-" Your friend interrupts you. "I'll buy you 4 pork buns and 2 boba teas whenever you want."

"Deal."

They squeals at your response. "Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you! You won't regret this!" You scoff playfully at them. "I'm sure I won't if you're gonna buy me that much food anytime I want." Both of you say your goodbyes to one another and your boyfriend pops his head into your room. "Food is here. Who was on the phone?" He asks as you get up from your desk. You stretch for a moment before walking towards him. "Just a friend who wanted me to do them a favor." You answer while hugging Kageyama's tall frame.

"Speaking of favors, can I ask you for a favor?"

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"I don't understand American tv. Why is the sponge living in the water?" You nudge Kageyama's arm. "Shut up this was my childhood." You shush him. "You said you needed to ask me for something earlier. What was it?" Kageyama asks as he pulls you closer to him by the waist.

"Oh, that. Can you teach me volleyball? Not like everything, but like the basics? My friends want me to play volleyball with them at the beach this weekend." You fiddle with the hem of your shirt and wait for his response. Kageyama goes silent. "Er, Tobio?" You poke his muscular biceps a couple of times. Looking up at him you see his sapphire eyes glow. Finally, he speaks up with a blush on his face, "You want to learn volleyball?" You nod.

"If you want to teach me. If not I completely understand and I can ask Hinata-" Kageyama interrupts you by pulling you up off the couch and excitedly engulfs you in a hug. "No, don't ask him. I'll teach you." Kageyama exclaims hugging you tighter. "Thanks Tobio." You pat the top of his head with light blush on your face.

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The next couple of days Kageyama teaches you the rules and basics of volleyball. Kageyama had set up a small net he brought in your backyard. It was very tiring, but a fun for the both of you. Kageyama was teaching you how to serve, but you couldn't get the form of your arms right.

"Why can't I just do the thing right?" You pout as you glare at the volleyball in your hands. "It's okay, I'll help you get it right." Kageyama takes the ball from your hands and gives your right cheek a small kiss.

He stands behind you and helps fix your form. "Straighten your back. Slouching is bad for your form." He instructs as he put his hand on your lower back and your face is set on fire with this intimate action. You do as he says and try serving again only this time you didn't hit the net. "Yooo!!!" You cheer as you give Kageyama a high five. He couldn't help but think about how adorable you looked. It warmed his heart to see you enjoy the activity he plays constantly.

"Did I do good?! Did I? Did I?" You beam happily and Kageyama only smirks.

"Almost."

"What?? Let me try again." You rush to the other side of the net and retrieve the ball and Kageyama can't help but smile at how childish you sounded.

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It was finally Friday and you and Kageyama arrived at the nearby beach. You wore your favorite bathing suit under a pair of shorts and one of Kageyama's shirts. You packed a backpack full of everything you needed; snacks, money, sunscreen, first aid, extra clothing, towels, etc.

"So I'm supposed to meet up with the group at noon and it's 11:15 right now." You glance at your phone for the time and for any texts from your friend group. "So what do you want to do until then, Kageyama?"

"Can we go eat lunch?" He asked and you nodded. "Sure, I saw this really good sandwich place on the way here." You gently take Kageyama's hand into yours and lead him towards the pier where the shops were. The two of you enjoy your time at the little sandwich shop and don't notice that noon was approaching sooner than you thought.

"Shoot. Kageyama we're gonna be late if we don't go now." You say as you chug your drink from the shop and throw it away in a nearby trash can. The both of you rush to the spot where you were supposed to meet up with your friends.

"(L/n)-chan! You're here!" Your friend engulfs you into a tight hug. "Wouldn't miss it for the world." You hug them back. "Do you mind if Kageyama watches us play?" Your friend shakes their head. "Nah not a problem at all. Come on, let's go get set up." You ask them to give you a minute to talk to Kageyama and they nod as they leave.

"Uh, g-good luck." Kageyama stutters out and you squeeze his hands. "Thanks. Can I get a good luck kiss." You tease and point to your forehead. This causes Kageyama to flush before he shyly leans down to kiss your forehead. "There. Happy?" You nod your head. "I gotta go help them set up. You'll be watching right?" Kageyama nods his head. "Okay, I'll see you in a bit love." You give him a quick kiss on his cheek and head over to your friend group where they're talking to the opposing team.

Your friend, the captain of your team, and another person shake hands wish one another good game. You turn to where Kageyama is sitting and see him fiddle with his water bottle awkwardly. He sees you looking at him and you give him a goofy smile with thumbs up.

Your team is serving first so your friend tosses you the ball. "Good serve (L/n)-chan." They cheer while you focus on all the tips Kageyama gave you in the past week. You can feel Kageyama's intense stare on your back and it gives you chills. 'Just don't mess this up' you think as you nervously toss the ball into the air. The ball hits your hand with a satisfyingly and it goes soaring over the net. The other team precedes to receive the ball poorly and it flys out of bounds, earning your team a point. Your teammates give you high fives and encouragement.

You turn towards Kageyama with a grin on your face. You gesture finger guns in his direction and give him a flirty wink. He flushes red then hides his face. 'I swear I have the cutest boyfriend...' you smile even wider. Your attention is brought back to the sandy court when the ball is tossed in your direction. “Give us another nice serve (L/n)-chan!” You nod and toss the ball in the air.

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“Hey Kageyama, did you have a good time today?” You nudge him while the two of you are walking home from the beach. “Yeah, it was good.” You smile softly at his response and reach out to hold his hand. In all honesty, you weren’t sure if Kageyama would enjoy watching you mess up your blocks and receives. You were sure it irritated him.

“Are you mad that I messed up my blocking at the end of the game?” He shakes his head. “No, you did great today. I’m proud of you.” Truly he was proud of you. He was ecstatic to be able to spend time with you and teach you volleyball. Watching the love of his life trying their best to play a sport he dedicates his life to was something that sent his heart into overdrive.

“Okay, let’s go home. It’s getting pretty late and cold.” You squeeze Kageyama’s large hands as the two of you continued to stroll under the evening sky.

[singular-braincells]

it is soft boi hours. this is kinda self indulgent (fun fact: i have at least five moles in very weird places) and i might have gone just a lil overboard with this 

also i think this is my first time writing for akaashi so i hope i got his character right. if not feel free to fry my dumb ass (also fry my dumbass for any spelling errors)

sugawara, akaashi, hinata, and yamaguchi with a s/o with moles [headcannons + short scenario]

sugawara

he noticed the small mole on the bottom lid of your right eye when you accidentally fell asleep on him when y’all were studying at the library 

honestly, he thinks it’s very very very cute and he admires it when he can 

he now believes that y’all are mole buddies

if you think it’s an insecurity, he will constantly reassure you that he loves you and all of your beautiful moles 

“Hey, did you notice that our moles are on the opposite side of our faces?” You give him a “what do you mean” look and he continues. “Like my mole is on my left eye while yours is on the right.” he finishes and you nod your head. “I see. I suppose this would make us mole buddies, right?” Sugawara affectionately gives you a kiss on the cheek. “You’re adorable.” You roll your eyes at this playfully. “At least you make your mole look pretty. Mine looks weird.” You touch the mole under your right eye. “Honey, you’re perfect just the way you are. I love every mole on your cute face.” You flush pink and lightly punch Sugawara’s arm. “Thanks, I like your face too.”  

akaashi

akaashi noticed the small mole on your left pinkie while you were doing your Japanese literature homework with him

“You have a mole on your pinkie.” he pointed out. “Uhh... yeah?” He nods at your response and continues to analyze the giant packet the both of you received for homework for the weekend

you didn’t think he notices your small marks, but he does

Akaashi notices a lot of these small details about you and remembers them 

he makes it a point to kiss the pinkie with the mole and it makes you swoon every single time

“How was practice?” You ask Akaashi as he links his arms with yours. “It was good.” You nod your head at his response. “How was your day?” Akaashi asks you and you start to list some things off that annoyed you. “I ran out of lead for my pencil today. I left my refills on my desk at home, so I had to ask my neighbor for some. The teacher accused me of mingling during class so I got yelled at.” You rant and Akaashi listens. This continues until you reach your house and the two of you are standing on your doorstep. 

“Sorry I got a little heated.” You apologize. “It’s okay, I don’t mind” You give him a long hug before the two of you seperate. “Well, I’ll see you later Akaashi.” You pull away and give him a quick kiss, but just as you pull away he pulls you in for a deeper kiss. After a while he lets you go. “Your face it’s red, it’s very beautiful.” He smiles softly and lifts your left hand. He gives your mole a light kiss and lowers your hand. You feel your heart swell at his romantic gesture. “At least warn me before you do something like that. Get home before it gets too dark.” You give him a kiss on the cheek. “Good night, Akaashi.”

hinata

you have two moles on your right arm that are aligned vertically and Hinata only noticed after you pointed it out to him while you were tutoring him 

he probably doesn’t think much about your moles, just another unique reason to love you

if you’re insecure about it he’ll probably just hug you until you feel better about it 

he would try and kiss all of your insecurities away, but he’ll be super duper red in the face doing so (because lets face it, he’s baby) 

“Hey Hinata, wanna know something neat?” Hinata nods his head. The two of you were at his home studying for an upcoming test, but were taking a ten minute break. “Sure, what is it?” You roll up the uniform sleeve on your right arm and grab a black marker from your pencil bag. “You can make a smiley face from the two moles on my arm.” You demonstrated this by drawing a small smile in the middle of the two moles on your arm. “See?” You show Hinata your arm and you see his eyes sparkle for a moment. “Woah! That’s so cool!” He gushes and you roll your sleeve down. “Yup, I think it’s pretty cool too. Anyways, we should go back to studying so you can pass the English test tomorrow” You pull out a textbook with some worksheets stuffed in it. “For every question you get right on this from the textbook exercises,” you hand Hinata a blank paper. “I’ll give you a kiss.” you finish and Hinata’s face turns pink. The rest of your study session is filled with cheek kisses and you’re confident that Hinata will do well (until he mixed up “your”and “you’re” for the tenth time).

yamaguchi 

he would think that your moles make you the cutest

if you’re insecure about it, he will be the most understanding since he himself is very insecure about his appearance 

please reassure this baby that he is a handsome, pretty, and perfect just the way he is

you’ve kissed all the freckles on his face (or at least attempted to) so he does the same for you 

he does his best to make you feel loved and it works every single time

“Hey (Y/n), are you okay? You seem off all day. Is something wrong?” Yamaguchi asks you and you look up from your assignments. “I don’t know. I guess it’s just one of those days, you know?” You frown and put down your pencil. He gets up from the other side of the desk the two of you were working at and pulls his chair next to you. “What’s wrong?” Yamaguchi asks as he pulls your hand into his. You can sense that he’s still new to this even though you’ve been together for a while now. You appreciated the effort that Yamaguchi put into this small gesture and you squeezed his hand. “Someone pointed out my mole again during class and made a joke about it. It kinda hurt my feelings, but it’s fine I guess.” You ramble and Yamaguchi squeezes your hand. “Don’t listen to them.” Yamaguchi pauses for a moment before continuing. “I think your moles are cute and that you’re perfect just the way you are.” He finishes and kisses the small mole on your jawline quickly with a blush on his face. “Thank you, Yams. It means a lot to me.” You give him a short cheek kiss with a new smile on your face. 

[singular-braincells]

i am alive i promise, just not very good at staying active because i am a dumb bitch lmao. also stream roselia’s wahl, break your desire and non chan’s line in brave jewel make me ascend into h e a v e n

i low-key wanna make this a series because i am a simp for both of these two nerds but i don’t know let me know what y’all think

edit: was gonna write a short scenario but decided against it so took it out of the title

tsukishima, kageyama, and reader as roommates (headcannons)

you had two room mates living in the apartment with you but one of them graduated from college and is moving to America and the other moved into their significant other’s home

you had two room mates living in the apartment with you but one of them graduated from college and is moving to America and the other moved into their significant other’s home

you now own the apartment and you needed to find two room mates asap because the apartment was not something you wanted to pay by yourself

luckily someone in your friend group knew somebody who could get you two room mates quickly

“Thank you so much Yachi-san. I can’t thank you enough” “It’s no problem! Thank you for helping out my friends.”

What Yachi didn’t tell you is that your new room mates are two ridiculously gigantic boys (not gonna lie, they scared you at first because of this)

“Uh… Hi? My name is (L/n) and I’m gonna be your new room mate. Please don’t crush me…” you muttered the last part to yourself in hopes that they couldn’t hear you (because of how tall they are)

you learned that Tsukishima does not like talking to people and Kageyama doesn’t know how to talk to people 

the first week living together was hell, it was very very VERY chaotic 

originally you all attempted to do your own chores separately, but that didn’t end well when Kageyama almost burned down the whole apartment trying to make prepackaged ramen

Tsukishima isn’t any better at cooking to be honest, but at least he can follow directions on a prepackaged box

Laundry didn’t go well that first week either, you accidentally shrunk one of Tsukishima’s shirts in the dryer when some of his laundry was accidentally mixed in yours (he told you to keep the shirt because it was “shrimp sized” just like you)

 you also accidentally dyed one Kageyama’s white t-shirts a pastel shade of yellow (He didn’t care much but you felt really really bad so you bought him another shirt and some volleyball knee pads as an apology gift)

Through trial and error, the three of you had divided up the chores in the apartment equally (for the most part anyways)

You are in charge of cooking (Kageyama would kill someone for your homemade mac and cheese), groceries (you bring Kageyama with you when you can because you can’t reach for some of the things you needed for the week and he didn’t tease you as much about it unlike Tsukishima who teases you about your height at least 50 times a day), and cleaning up the bathrooms 

Tsukishima is in charge of rent / bills (you aren’t very good at remembering dates and Kageyama straight up sucks at managing money), laundry (Tsukishima doesn’t want you ruining his clothes again), and washing the dishes (you help him out occasionally)

Kageyama is in charge of taking out the trash, vacuuming the apartment (the dust bunnies have got to go), and helps you with setting the table for dinner 

you have two pets, an orange tabby named George and a small white Pomeranian named Gucci

Kageyama at first was wary around your pets because of how small they are, but Gucci really likes it when he takes her to go running with him (she gets tired halfway though so you gave Kageyama a little dog pouch to put her in and you secretly have a picture of him carrying her in said pouch)

Tsukishima likes George just a little more than Gucci only because George isn’t crackhead energy (he likes to nap on Tsukishima when he’s reading and you think it’s super adorable)

the apartment for the most part is quiet except when it’s game night (Mario Kart is very fun to play among the three of you because you always take 1st or 2nd place while Tsukishima is 4th. Poor Kageyama is either 9th, 11th, or 12th) 

honestly, you couldn’t have asked for better room mates since your last room mates didn’t tolerate your crackhead energy as much as Kageyama and Tsukishima do

[singular-braincells]

So I’m mexican and crazy in love with haikyuu, but there’s never many fics with a Hispanic s/o I was wondering if you could do that??

i can try my hardest but there might be some inaccuracies because I'm not of Hispanic origin so if there's anything that's wack pls let me know. Since you didn't specify I just went ahead and did some of the middle blockers and setters I hope that's okay!

also, mild swearing so beware

kuroo, oikawa, Sugawara with a Hispanic s/o

kuroo

you and kuroo became friends because he caught you saying "fuck your mother you cactus eating shit" in Spanish to a telemarketer on the phone and laughed

you two started talking and sending memes to one another during class and soon enough boom kuroo asked you out

he knows a little bit of Spanish (ie all the basics to a conversation and the swear words) and he has a cute accent when he speaks

you two talk to each other in Spanish when you don't want others to know what you're talking about and it's the most adorable thing

sugawara

he doesn't really care for your race/ethnicity very much because it's just not something he specifically looks for in a partner

he just loves you for you

is very interested in your culture and is always happy to learn something new

if you two plan on traveling to Spain, he's happy to try out some new foods and enjoy the scenery with you

oikawa

just like Sugawara, he too doesn't care much for ethnicity or race

although if you two do travel to Spain or Latin America, his camera roll would be filled with nothing but serenic pictures of you or the both of you together

he is very interested in getting souvenirs and different snacks to take home to show his family how amazing your culture is

he also loves the bright bold colors of everyone's clothes during festivals and celebrations

[singular-braincells]

♥️♥️♥️

i love y'all so much!!!!!!!

Actually,Did you know that when you smile you can't breathe?

I'm joking,I was trying to make you smile and if you didn't,then try to,please💖😊ε(*´･ω･)з

Tagging: @allywritesimagines @kaiwritess @dreamyhq @theofficaldevil @ehtobio @melon-bobaaa @caxsthetic @strawberrytadashi @letmeshouyou @heccingdead

[singular-braincells]

Hey there! I just finished your Haikyuu!! Zodiac signs in Wattpad, and it was 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 I look forward to more of your content! 🤗❤️

ahhhhh i lob u so much ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

thank u so much it means a lot to me!!!!!!

[singular-braincells]

Can you write headcanons for Haikyuu Captains with a Vietnamese s/o (Sorry if it's too much or I'm bothering you because I feel like I'm a burden like always)

u are not a burden and if u say that you're a burden i will personally come over and smother u with my love and appreciation for you❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

but anyways yuh i gotchu sis

Haikyuu Captains with a Vietnamese s/o

ushijima

your parents have very strict academic goals for you

so when you started to go out with ushijima, study dates happened quite frequently

the two of you would spend hours just studying and the two of you would hold hands

when you introduced ushijima to your parents, they were suspicious at first but saw how academically well ushijima was doing and how he's a monster at volleyball they approved of your relationship together

daichi

he is living for the different kinds of hearty foods

he loves the pho, vermicelli, banh mi, and spring rolls

when your mom made him some spring rolls as a snack he was in heaven

you made him vermicelli for lunch once and he has never been more in love since you and making food is one of his favorite sights

kuroo

kuroo is amazed with how pretty you look in a ao dai

he came extra early to your house once and your grandparents were there so you had to wear something nice

you ended up wearing a red and white ao dai and when kuroo got a glimpse of you he thought you looked like an angel

he secretly took photos of you wearing it and it's his home screen wallpaper and it's one of his favorite pictures of you

bokuto

your family believes in ghosts and superstitions and so you do

he saw you burn ghost money for your ancestors and thought you actually burned real money

bokuto nearly lost his shit

"(y/n)-chan! why would you burn money!! it's dangerous!!"

"bokuto-kun, it's not real money. it's fake money"

you had to explain to him what the fake money was for and now bokuto insists on joining you for your rituals to honor your ancestors

[singular-braincells]

totally unrelated but lucifer stans rise up

[singular-braincells]

OK BUT KEI PART REALLY SOUND LIKE MY FAMILY

lmaooo im glad u could find it relatable 😌 thank u so much for requesting i really had fun with it