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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

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went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL

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imagine a goat with a hat

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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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IM REUPLOADING THIS BC I TRIED SO HARD TO FIND THE ORIGINAL POST BUT COULDNT THIS VIDEO IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME

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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

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Bear Selfies Captured By Camera Traps

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It’s that time of year. Reblog with how many you’ve heard of.

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Actually cannot stop watching this

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what drug is "Linux" and why are so many beautiful trans women using it?

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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

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