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is this directed 2 me bc I'm not on pg 114 I'm on mobile
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apparently a baby revamp
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...What? Thanks, I guess.
You’re so beautiful, you know that? You have really beautiful eyes. It’s beautiful. You’re beautiful.
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★ Kapamilya stars on Instagram ∟ Enrique Gil } enriquegil17
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There is no miracle! The miracle is in the heart of a person—the miracle is in all our hearts! Himala / Miracle (1982), dir. Ishmael Bernal.
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Then drink tea. What does help when it comes to you?
Then put a hot compress near your stomach. My mama did that when I had stomach pains.
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My ate Rachel knows many things about poisons, and maybe you could put arsenic in their coffee. Maybe sneak into their apartment and lace it with the shit? Then bye bye horny-ass fuckers. Just make sure you do it unnoticed.
Aah, maybe try shooting a poison dart at them? Black mamba poison works best, plus you don’t get too much attention. Win-win.
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Then put a hot compress near your stomach. My mama did that when I had stomach pains.
Just grab pizza first.
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Just grab pizza first.
I need pizza and a drink or sleep. I’m not sure what i’m feeling right now.
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"i’m straight"

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yes but you know what's even better/weirder?
japanese mythology
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirime
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reply spam to the tweets going on~
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@dreamerangelo: has anyone ever tried banana cue yet???
@ewsienna: @dreamerangelo tht sounds like a nasty ass smoothie wtf
@dreamerangelo: @ewsienna its not a nasty ass smoothie grl its like boiled/fried bananas covered in caramelized sugar
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@dreamerangelo: has anyone ever tried banana cue yet???
@dini_martini: @dreamerangelo no what's that
@dreamerangelo @dini_martini its like boiled bananas covered in caramelized sugar its really good
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Aah, maybe try shooting a poison dart at them? Black mamba poison works best, plus you don't get too much attention. Win-win.
Oh my fucking god. I can’t imagine how irritating it is to live there.
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Oh my fucking god. I can't imagine how irritating it is to live there.
I’m about to go insane. I’m thinking about finding a new apartment because the one I’m living in now is fucking horrible. My neighbors are this couple who bang every night and I can literally hear everything through these walls. Inconsiderate horny jerks.
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Why though?
…Why are you balancing a chip on your forehead?
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